When I'm reading smut
STOP WAIT A MINUTE FILL MY CUP PUT SOME HOLY WATER IN IT
STOP WAIT A MINUTE FILL MY CUP PUT SOME HOLY WATER IN IT
Ravenclaw: Do it once you've gathered enough relevant information. Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity. Slytherin: Do it on your own terms. Gryffindor: Do it for the vine
*crosses the road without looking* dauntless
*wears all four hogwarts house uniforms* I want to be brave, and selfless, and smart, and kind, and honest
WHAT IF WE HAD A "Fanbulance"!?! LIKE IF YOU'RE HAVING A BREAKDOWN FROM FANDOM ISSUES CALL THE FUCKING FANBULANCE! “789, whats your emergency?” “MY FANDOM HAS CRACKED” “State your fandom and you will be connected immediately.”
Fan#1: AKJJSKHDLSNHESHEHDUDCMIRCJKJ Fan#2: I know. I understand.
Actual picture of me when I introduce my friends to a fandom and slowly watch them become obsessed
"Fandom" One does not simply do one fandom. They are infectious disease. Once you have one, you are weak, so more decide to come feed on your rotting sleep deprived body
Imagine the most serious character you know. Now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by.
I tried making a gang once but it turned into a book club.
Either that’s a firework, or another tribute is dead.