Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mike Stamford Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternative First Meeting, Strangers to Lovers, but not really, Sherlock is also a drama queen, and a drag queen, and a pole dancer, still not really, It’s For a Case, John Watson is desperate, Pole Dancing, lap dance, Hand Job, First Kiss, Sherlock is Pirate, Sherlock and Eyeliner Summary:
When Mike Stamford invited him to a fun night out, John Watson never expected it would become such a wild ride - captivated by an enigmatic pirate his life suddenly gains speed in an unexpected direction.
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Suddenly the stage was brightly lid by a spotlight and the curtain was drawn, revealing some weird decoration. A fisher’s net, a barrel, even a stuffed parrot on a branch and a Jolly Roger in the back.
Well, that was unexpected. And different from all the other times he’d watched such a performance.
“But still, bit silly that”, John thought stubbornly when something gleaming caught his attention.
A dancing pole, center stage.
“Well, maybe this would be okay after all”, John reconsidered with some excitement.
A smaller curtain in the background was raised with a swish and a in a cloud of fume and mist a figure was hiding in the shadows. A slow deep humming music started playing, the creaking of ropes and masts. In the background, the person waiting, not moving.
“Must be a drama queen with such an opening”, John rolled his eyes but couldn’t help but chuckle a bit.
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The corset was decorated with metal buttons and refined embroidery and hung with solid chains. According to the theme of the arrangement a small sabre was hanging from a thin leather belt slung around that fragile waist, directing John’s gaze to the perfectly pronounced backside by bouncing slightly against it. John began sweating the moment he discovered even a pair of ancient looking handcuffs fixed to a ring at the hip.
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So, here goes my first ever fic. Hope you’ll enjoy it! Let me know what you think…
I love “Enter My Life and Make Me Drown” or as I think of it “The Posh Purple Pirate” This story is oh so hot!! 🔥🔥💜💜
I'm afraid I have to rename this fic after all... "The Posh Purple Pirate" fits it so much better 😄💜!!!