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Anonymous asked:
What media should children be watching
they should have 10 vhs tapes they watch over and over again
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you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts
if you can, u should think about volunteering at the Ronald McDonald house in your area!! it’s my favorite part of my week and helps keep me grounded and grateful.
I know I’ve been on a great schism tear recently but I have no idea how Catholics got the rep of tithing. I’d never even heard of that until I was 20 and worked at a Methodist preschool. that’s not something we’ve done in like AGES and most Protestant churches still do?
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i've been feverish for a day or so, like sick to the point of only being able to watch tv and nap, so I just woke up and told my husband how I had this dream where adam brody from the oc was all grown up and in this sex collar and he had to inform me that that actually happened in the show I was watching last night anyway now I have literally no idea what else is real did all my teeth also accidentally fall out what's happening where am i
started mr and mrs smith and he’s in that too gods in my lightbulbs and my pasta tastes like sawdust happy Friday
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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women
just saw someone go "I wish someone would call me a cunt instead of just saying I hate fun when I saw I hate holidays" like ok ur a cunt
#I need you I NEED you to understand they are trying to say that to u in a socially acceptable way bc ur being a cunt#that's what they're telling u by going 'oh haha u hate fun!'#they're telling u 'hey stop being a cunt and shut up about my life'#I don't say either thing bc who gives a shit how I celebrate things but omg I cannot believe u have a victim complex about ur own actions
i've been feverish for a day or so, like sick to the point of only being able to watch tv and nap, so I just woke up and told my husband how I had this dream where adam brody from the oc was all grown up and in this sex collar and he had to inform me that that actually happened in the show I was watching last night anyway now I have literally no idea what else is real did all my teeth also accidentally fall out what's happening where am i
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unconditional full support for every person on Earth and throughout history that saw a Christian missionary and immediately killed them
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female orgasms demoted to third best sound of the planet after my chemical romance and blisteringly loud static
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sorry man im all booked
some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.
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cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint
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the US needs 100% tariffs on podcast equipment