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I made this, please feel free to use

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

have some more

Winter comes, all the white cats in team: (get ready)

If Astarion isn't romanced, I wonder if he goes to his grave alone. Once everyone is asleep he sneaks out to visit it. Cleans the vines off the stone, sits in silence, and mourns for a while. He then carves the new date on his headstone and takes a deep breath. It's time to try living again.

Hellspawn with that raining meme. ☔💧💓

He deserves to go all out occasionally, as a treat

Gather Your Allies

it it us. we are the poor fucker :')

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.

Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.

Worker 72094: I can explain!

Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.

Worker 72094: I... thank you?

Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?

Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?

Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...

Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.

Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.

Worker 100100: What's with the mask?

Job Interviewer: I'm shy 🤭

Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.

It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.

Support 🙏

bf shirts nonsense……

when bears in trees said hey it's okay welcome to the family a patchwork tuxedo and when bears in trees said i felt unlovable but they love me so dearly i must just be wrong and when bears in trees said i am so cold but they hold me in a way that makes the pain go away and when bears in trees said heaven sent is the way you say you're proud of me i'm unconditionally loved and when bears in trees said i'll be your house when your roof starts leaking and when bears in trees said we'll find common ground in the aches that get us down and when bears in trees said i love my friends they make me feel alive again.

Some ‘Yallstarion’ for a lazy Sunday

"is that one of your ancient githyanki sayings?" "yes it's vlaakith's favorite song" karlach and lae'zel you will always be famous (x)

Yessss someone captured my favorite part 🤣