reality ruined my life.

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours

new girl characters + #relatable  → nick miller

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day

hey guys reblog this and put in the tags who had the best debut album out of ot5, it’s for science

Sometimes I wonder what tumblr would think of german celebrities if they were american... Imagine reading Wendler discourse on your dash... People trying to cancel Thomas Gottschalk for tax fraud... Helene Fischer gay conspiracies...

Great, now I'm forced to imagine scrolling past Til Schweiger thirst and Joko/Klaas rpf, as I realise with dawning horror that one blog I followed for Tim Bendzko aesthetics is turning into a GZSZ meta blog. I see hot takes on all things Barbara Schöneberger, people who have decided to stan Marietta Slomka forever, and fights over whether or not Josephine Preuß has on screen chemistry with Florian David Fitz. I hate every second of it, yet I can't seem to stop. Someone posts a gifset of Mario Barth saying "Alter". Someone else quotes Fack Ju Göhte.

OP, meet me outside, I just wanna talk.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don’t ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

- Sir Sean Connery

RIP (1930-2020)

Louis on IG stories

Jonas Hector really said this team isn’t worth my time anymore and I can’t blame him but I miss him already

Fixed it

What did you just do to me?