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Anonymous asked:

What guilty pleasure makes you feel alive?

-The camera turns on, showing the gang around, with water spots, and bowls, cups scattered around, filled with water-

"Evening youse peolle! Sorry we're reeeeeaaaaally late but Townsville had a storm last night. So we spent all day yesterday gettin' stuffs to help with the leaks that we knew would come."

"Yesssss...But...then we fell asssssleep."

"Si, and there was water, everywhere! We forgot everything would need emptying throughout the night."

"Dah, Big Billy helped clean up!!!"

"That's right, big guy. So today we had a looooooot of watah to clean up. Lots of towels to go find I tell ya. But as youse can see we uh...got it back to normal mostly."

-Big Billy scoops up cups and bowls, going out camera view-

"Anyway so that's why we took nearly two days to get to more asks. And speakin' of ask, time for the fist ask of the day! Whats yer guilty pleasure that makes ya feel alive? Well that'd be...rockin' out!!! Heheheh! Nothin's more throllin' than jammin' out to sweet rock!"

"Ohhhh, yessss!!! It'sssss an adrenaline rush!"

"PLBBT PLBBBT PLBBBBT!"

-Arturo holds up translation cards: It feels exciting!-

"Si! Makes us feel like something else besides homeless criminals!"

"Okay, we're gonna get to the next ask now! Hope youse liked that answer, people! Grubber!"

-Grubber pops up, holds up the rock horns sign, then the camera turns black.-

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Did some more screenshot redraws! I will eventually get to making some original stuff but I just wanted to share these first since I’m pretty proud of how they turned out. (The shading was a force of habit, it wasn’t really necessary but I did it anyway)

Oh and here’s a version with their actual colours (which feels a little more fitting)

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Townsville’s Worst Tutor Chap 8

“This is literally the lamest idea, Ace.” She knew the pin by muscle memory. “She’s not going to question this.” 

“This ain’t the idea, Val.” “-Valeria.” “Valeria.” “Then what is this?” Valeria took her mother’s credit card back. 

“Lunch.” Ace clicked his tongue and winked at her. “Go on Billy, grab our pizzas.” 

At the sight of Valeria grabbing the 2 liter Soda Ace spoke up, “Wait wait!” Valeria gaze yelled ‘what now?’ “Can we’s get slushees instead?” 

The cashier and Ace looked over at Valeria, they both waited for her approval, except the green one was much more wanting. 

“Fine. Alright.” She gave in with a poker face. 

Valeria didn’t even know how she let herself get talked into this. No, not paying for their lunch, she didn’t mind that bit. It was leaving the school premise to hang out with them, that left her confused. She will never understand how the school took their “we’re her cousins” bait but it didn’t matter now did it? She was here, with 10 boxes of pizza and her green company. 

They sat in the banquettes at the corner, Billy, Valeria and Arturo in one and Grubber, Ace and Snake in the other.

“Yous gonna dig in?” Ace asked before taking a slice. 

“No. I don’t eat pizza.” 

WHAT?!” Ace nearly spit out the bite he just took.

“W-Whatss you mean you-youss don’t eatss pizza?” Snake asked flabbergasted. 

“The grease breaks me out.” 

“That doesn’t matter, Valeria. You’d look fine either way, girl.” that was Arturo’s attempt at convincing, “Have one.” he offered her his half bitten slice. 

“Thank you for the compliment, but no.”

“Then what’s yous gonna eat then?” Ace wasn’t in the mood to peer pressure her right now.

“I’m gonna eat lunch at school, this is just a detour.” 

“Yous should eat sum’n else.”

“I know school lunches are bad but they’re not that bad.” They were. 

“Yous should eat sum’n else cause yous not headed back.” 

“I’m sorry, what?” The girl straightened her back, she’s expecting more of a reply than his nonchalant chewing. 

Well-?” 

Ace put a finger up and Valeria stayed silent until he finished. She could see why he was the leader, how the fuck did he take control of the group in such a short time? ‘Note to self: Do not be submissive.’ 

“Yous not headed back, yous wanna tick off your mom, right?” 

“Yes, but that would be detrimental to me, not my mom.”

“Smaller words, Val.”

“It’s Valeria, and in poor mans words, I would be the one hurt by skipping class.” 

Oh but Valeria! A lil’ hooky never hurt no one.” 

“Obviously you’ve never been to Townsville’s Private Institute.” 

Arturo sneakily slid a slice towards her and she absentmindedly took it. 

“Yous really goin’ against the process…” Ace sighed and leaned back on the banquette. He bit his lip and looked around before leaning on the table. “Look, your school is strict, right? They’ll notice yous gone, they’ll call your ma’ and bada bing she’d be so gosh darn mad it’ll be a miracle if she doesn’t send ya’ Splitsville.”

“My mom would never kick me out.” 

“Point is, you only miss a day.”

“¡Y puedes pasártela con nosotros!” Arturo did his bit to convince her.

The straight-laced girl checked her watch, twenty minutes until the bell rang. The gang looked at her with expecting eyes. If the boys were characters in the games her little brother played, they’d have their charisma at 100.

“…Okay.”

“YEAHH!” The boys got riled up and started yelling, this caused people to stare, Valeria couldn’t help but shrink into herself and cover her face. She was laughing because of both embarrassment and the absurdity of the boys. “Alright, that’s enough now.” 

The boys heard her but she said it so shyly they kept going it off, that was until Billy started chanting her name. “Billy! Stohaha-ppp! People are staring!” She playfully slapped him. 

“Duhh Sorry Valehriah!” 

“It’s alright Billy, eat up.” she rubbed his shoulder, “Anyway, what’s the plan for today.”

“Well, me and the boys usually hit up the arcade at the mini-mart.” “-Augh! The mini-mart?!” Valeria grimaced. 

Ace’s embarrassment panged in his chest, he knew it was a matter of time before Valeria looked at them like that but he felt pathetic now that it’s actually happening. 

Wasn’t the mini-mart the place where every teenager hung out? Now that he thought about it, he’s never seen a teen with a uniform at the mini-mart. It must’ve been the public school hangout… not the private one. 

It started dawning on Ace just how alien Valeria was. …Or maybe he and the boys were the aliens. 

Valeria kept talking, she had no idea how insecure she just made Ace feel; that relieved him, he preferred she didn’t see him like that. 

“-and that’s why I avoid the mini-mart.” “Oooooh…” cooed the rest of the boys. “Makess s-sensse.” Snake added. 

Pbfthhh!” 

“Oh I’m sorry, Grubber, I don’t understand.” Valeria grabbed another slice of pizza. Ace took notice of how she left the crust. 

Ace translated, “Where would you prefer to go?” 

“Let’s go to the mall!” “Nuh-uh!” Ace shot her down. 

“Wess not a-allowed atss the mall.” 

“Not allowed at the mall?” the incredulousness in her face was evident. 

“Yeah, Sum’n about not following the dress code. Wes go in anyway if it wasn’t for the massive mall cops like seriously! Whats they feedin’ them?! Plus it don’t make no sense! I ain’t see nun’ wrong with the way wes dressed.” 

Valeria wasn’t going to explain that it had nothing to do with attire and had everything to do with fragrance. She opted for a simple, “People are stupid.” 

But still! Don’t worry about that! They’ll let you in this time. Plus, when was the last time you guys got some new fits?” 

“Itss been a while…” Snake grabbed his shirt and looked longingly at Ace. 

“I’m convinced.” Arturo chipped in.

“I ain’t got an issue, ‘cept we ain’t got no moola.” Ace looked down sadly.

“Let’s have none of that!” Ace immediately looked up since Valeria said it pretty loudly. “You know it’s on me!” she shot him a charismatic wink.

His heart skipped a beat. 

He knew it was friendly but his heart still skipped a beat… fuck.

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