Top 5 Least Favorite Cartoon ships
#5: Luz x Hunter
Look, it’s cute and all in the fan art base, but we’ve only seen them together in like 2 episodes. I know Luz is bisexual and she can date a male but since Luz is already with Amity, there’s a very little chance Lunter will become canon. I’m a hardcore lumity shipper okay? XD If you ship this, i will respect that 😌
#4: Kipo x Wolf
Ok, here’s the thing, Kipo is 13 and Wolf is 10. They’re underage. It’s really cute but it’s just not my cup of tea. My only kipo ships are honestly Benson x Troy and Song x Lio. I don’t really ship much in kipo anyway so ya...I will respect you if you ship this.
#3: Dipper x Wendy
Oh look! Dipper has a crush on Wendy! Isn’t that cute??? 🥰 Oh look! Dipper is obsessed with Wendy and thinks about her everyday and night! Oh look! Dipper is 13 and Wendy is 15! None of that matters right?
YES. IT DOES. I used to ship it when I was 8, but now...hell no. Look, Dipper was literally obsessed with Wendy and literally lays awake at night thinking about her! If a boy had a crush on me like that, I would reject him on the spot and distance myself from him as much as I can. So in my opinion, Dipper is more obsessed then in love with Wendy. If you ship this I understand that and that is totally fine.
#2: Anne x Sprig
So people ship a 13 year old girl and a 10 year old frog boy? 🤨 That’s more fucked up then Wendip. I’ve seen an artist have this au where sprig is human (Twig from the Shut in) and is dating Anne. Oh and that artist does disgusting smut fanart of cartoons so,
I honestly prefer them as friends. Anne and Sprig have a more brother-sister dynamic than romantic. Also more into sashannarcy lmao.
#1: Finn x Bubblegum
Yup. No surprise here.
This is without a doubt the most toxic ship in adventure time. Finn had this pubby crush for the majority of the show, cute right?
Not really.
There is a big age gap between them. Bubblegum is like some immortal being and Finn is just a kid.
There was even this one time where Bubblegum became a 13 year old and they started dating that was cute but...
Their relationship just doesn’t work.
Heres a video that will explain better:
☆ - Pr.Aylin x Count Dimitrie Duckula
☆ - Pr.Aylin x Danger Duck-Dimauri
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Thanks @echogekkos for the tag! It’s always fun :D And sorry not sorry about the Zutara content xD
Three Ships: Well yeah, apart from Zutara (atla) but in the same line of ongoing war with canon, I recently I got into Hermione/Neville and Hermione/Krum from Harry Potter, because anything is better than Hermione/Ron. I’m still mad about it x_x Another one (that’s kind of silly) is Nathanaël/Marinette from Miraculous Ladybug. They got like one episode back in season one, he is an absolute filler character and still, I ship them with my soul. And bonus (surprisingly, canon) is Karou/Akiva from the Daughter of Smoke and Bone book series. They have more in common with Zutara than I’d like to admit… Or maybe I’m just a simpleton for dark haired, scarred, fire-related and angsty male protagonist paired with blue coded, last of her kind female protagonist with a symbolic and important inherited piece of jewelry :)
Last Song: Seven Nation Army by The white stripes. I found it through an AMV of Saga of Tanya The Evil and it made me watch both the anime and the original video, so full of triangles xD
Last Movie: The butcher’s wife. It was a nice, fun comedy :D
Currently Craving: Bubble tea :( there is this place I used to go with my friends…
Currently Reading: I started The gates of Anubis (I loaned it from the library a few years ago and loved it. Now I found the pdf in English :D). But it entered hiatus because today I found the final book of a tetralogy I started reading many years ago and rn I’m re-reading the first books to be prepared for the ending :’D
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