(Sorry for any spelling, grammar, or drawing mistakes)
I already know I messed up badly with the speech bubbles, so I'm going to type what is being said in the drawings.
Ford: Stanley, are you completely insane?! You saw the devastation Bill caused! You can't possibly think this is a good idea! This being could be just as powerful as Bill! They could be even more powerful than Bill for all we know! They could be a danger to the entire world!
Stan: Ford, this is a child.
Ford: A child with the powers of a eldritch being!
Stan: But still a child nonetheless. And like it or not, they're your nephew now.
Long story short, the idea of The Collector somehow finding the Stan bros and getting more or less adopted by Stanley came to my mind, and it wouldn't leave until I drew it. I imagine Ford wouldn't be too pleased about the idea at first, but he eventually warms up to The Collector. I don't have this AU planned out, and I don't know if I will ever continue it, but I wanted to share it because why not.