Once upon a time a vampire showed up at my doorstep. I knew he was a vampire and invited him in regardless. 45 minutes later he left my house, sobbing. He cried out –“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy upon me, a sinner!” A lightning bolt struck him and turned him to ash. 

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore

what did he do to dumbeldore

he fucked that old man

Those guys are still in that submarine btw

how that slot machine gonna look if you pull again

look dude i only whined like a wounded dog because im wounded dogstyle

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

i’m sorry if i’m just reposting something i already saw on here but this image makes me feel like i’m teetering on the edge of a permanent mental break

boiled caterpillars!

boiled caterpillars goes to the dentist!

boiled caterpillars!

BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

been enjoying a lot of donuts and taking pictures of donuts over the past several weeks

Last week I was on the brink of having a nervous breakdown while getting groceries and then I saw this outside