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Vesta's Symposium

@lost-wandering-historian / lost-wandering-historian.tumblr.com

My Classics classmates assigned me as Vesta and now it's my personality. Come to me for Ancient Rome Facts! A Journeyman of the Ancient Mysteries (aka I am a newly graduated Classics Major preparing for Grad School) 26/She/Her
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-Major Monogram understands hash house lingo

-Major Monogram likes to eat scrambled eggs and toast for lunch

it’s 20th century american diner lingo, i don’t think many people use it anymore, but i happen to have on-hand a guide from a book-set by julia rothman if you’d like some more examples

Idea: thieves’ cant but for chefs.

If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon Dan Povenmire worked on made a joke about somebody misunderstanding diner lingo, I’d have two nickels.

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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pseudomantis

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

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