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cynick

@lost-carcosa / lost-carcosa.tumblr.com

I like to swear. A Lot. If you don't like it, you know where the unfollow button is. Questions welcome, answers not guaranteed. PS fuck tRump
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He put Elon in charge of the "Department of Government Efficiency"

The assholes actually named it DOGE.

We're gonna have our government run by assholes giggling at out of date memes.

This is the dumbest time line.

Elon: THEY WILL HAVE TO LOVE ME IF I MAKE IT LAW!

World Population: Dude, nobody thinks Doge is cool.

Elon: I ASKED DONNY AND HE SAID IT WAS! SO NOW EVERYONE HAS TO LOVE ME! I AM SUCH A COOL GUY PLEASE TELL ME HOW COOL I AM FOR RUNNING DOGE AND X!

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Favourite Facebook comment so far on the laughable (and impossible) proposal that Nigel Farage (MP for UK's Far-Right "Reform Party") might be an "interlocutor ambassador" from the UK Government (Currently Labour, so more Left Wing even if it's comparatively centrist) to the new Trump White House.

"Farage is so far up Trump's arse he can almost see Musk's shoes"

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"It turns out that if you put Elon Musk on the graph, almost the entire US population is crammed into a vertical bar, one pixel wide. Each pixel is $500 million wide, illustrating that $500 million essentially rounds to zero from the perspective of the wealthiest Americans."

My brother in christ the point is putting him on the graph breaks it, he's that unimaginably fucking rich

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