Tom is a dramatic hoe and I appreciate that.

I am still completely convinced that the Hogwarts letter used to say “an owl, cat, or toad”, and when newt brought all three and some pets he wasn’t even legally allowed to have they decided they had to clear it up with a very large, unambiguous “OR” in between each of the options

so we all know that the crowing of a rooster is fatal to a basilisk, so what if when he was in the chamber of secrets, instead of the sword of gryffindor, the sorting hat gave harry a rooster.

cockadoodledoo mother fucker 

New gryffindor mascot becomes a rooster just in spite of slytherin

remember on Hannibal when Abigail Hobbs got murdered when her one chance to escape from Hannibal finally presented itself

Did you mean:Sirius black and Remus lupin

i dedicate this quick pho eating sirius sketch to seekingwonders who will make vietnamese sirius happen and also bring me eternal joy

arthur weasley getting mixed up about muggle fashion and turning up to ron and hermione’ wedding in a dracula costume

not all guys are james potter and i have a problem with that

Goodbye. Kay!

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

For those who need Epi-Pens but cannot afford them.

I’ve been reading a great deal about the beyond unreasonable cost for the current main brand of Epi-Pens. I’d like to offer an alternative to those who simply cannot or perhaps will not pay such an exorbitant amount. Have your doctor write out your prescription (Rx) for Adrenaclick but sign “Substitution Allowed”, have the pharmacy order the generic of it from Lineage Therapeutics. The cost for these Epi-pens is $10 from Costco currently. Same pen, same medical chemical, but more reasonable price. Stay safe out there.

Signal Boosting!

Signal boost to save a life!

Thank you for this as you may save many lives. 

epi-pens saved my life twice, I needed to reblog this.

Not overwatch but incredibly important I have felt the horror of overpriced auto injectors before and this needs boosting

Wherein Teen Vogue runs circles around the NYT in journalistic integrity.

Teen Vogue and Cosmo aren’t pulling any punches on reporting on Barron’s Dad. Remember when Cosmo also tried to ask tough interview questions to Ivanka and she hung up on them?

Who says young women’s magazines are still useless and trite?

Fuck the NYT, I might subscribe to Teen Vogue instead.

Teen Vogue also ran stories about culturally appropriated trends by modeling them on girls of the ethnicity they were stolen from (cornrows, “boxer braids,” jelled baby hairs, etc) AND they recently ran an interview with two young Native American women who are at Standing Rock to inform their subscribers of what’s really going at the DAPL protests. Teen Vogue is fucking KILLING it in journalism rn

Imagine....

….what if Sirius actually kept a photo album(or seven thousands) of him and the Marauders and everyone else he knew back when he was still a student at Hogwarts? And one day, when Harry was taking his kids to visit the house of one of the bravest man he ever knew (sorry Snape), 10-year-old James and 8-year-old Albus found those albums stashed somewhere in an empty room in Grimmauld Place when they were wandering around the house. That was how they (and Lily too, in the end), learned about how great their grandparents were, and the lives they and their friends had before they died to give them all a better future.

From the pictures, they learned how James Potter Sr would do the most idiotic things to impress then Lily Evans (“I can’t believe Granddad actually jumped off the Astronomy Tower and mounted his broom just metres before he crashed!” James Sirius would exclaimed in adoration.). They also learned that their father’s Godfather was probably the coolest person they’d ever seen (“And the most handsome,” Lily Luna would add, earning a look from her brothers, to which she added, “What? I’m 9, but it doesn’t mean that I’m blind. He was fit.”). And when they saw the pictures of Remus trying to separate both heavily-drunk James Sr and Sirius from clawing each other’s eyes (“Man, I wonder what it was all about,” Albus said as he eyed the picture closely, trying to imagine how those people were.), they started to invited their honorary-older brother Teddy Lupin to join them to see the pictures. Because let’s face it, Teddy had a right to those pictures more than they did, seeing that it was his father there in most of the pictures.

They learned a lot of things about the Marauders and his friends. They knew now that James Sr had a crooked-smile that he inherited to Albus, that Sirius loved to tilt his chair to stand on its two back-feet and threw his head back in a laugh, that Remus smiled a lot more than what was appropriate when he was watching his friends fight over something that was no doubt trivial. But there were also some people they didn’t know though. Like that pretty raven-haired girl who Sirius loved to carry on a piggy-back ride all over the Gryffindor Common Room on a lot of the pictures. Or the cute blonde who blushed whenever she saw Remus, even when she pretended she was listening to Lily Evans, who was talking while waving her hands dramatically. Or even the tall guy kissing a nice-looking woman who looked a lot like their Professor Longbottom, with both James Sr and Sirius photo-bombing in the background. They also saw many pictures of a short, mousy-blonde man, who looked at his three friends in adoration. Nevertheless, they didn’t mind the fact that there were some people that they didn’t know. The truth was, the Potter kids and Teddy Lupin learned more about the Marauders from their pictures instead of the stories they often heard.

They never told Harry though. Because they thought it was Harry who stored those pictures away, thinking that it must be too painful for Harry to see it. They never said anything about it, unaware that they probably knew more about their grandparents and their friends more than their own father. So, one day when James Sirius was seventeen, Harry was lecturing his oldest son that he shouldn’t jump from the Astronomy Tower just to impress Neville’s daughter because that was just plain crazy, son, and you can’t be that stupid. Rolling his eyes because he was convinced his father was being ridiculous, oblivious and irritated James Sirius waved his hand dismissively and said, “Yeah right, as if Granddad James hadn’t done it before. I saw the pictures, Dad. You can’t blame me if I followed his example.”

He expected his father to yell at him for his insolence. Instead, Harry froze, those green eyes that were identical like his brother’s and grandmother’s were wide as saucers as he stammered, “W-what pictures, James?”

And that was when James Sirius and his siblings realised that for all his life, Harry was way more clueless than they were about his parents. And they couldn’t help but to feel sorry because they felt like they’d stolen something privately belonged to Harry. So they showed him the pictures, hugged him when he cried, and laughed along with him when he did.

Later, Ginny would tell her brother and Hermione how she had never seen her husband so happy.

according to albus dumbledore, the qualities which salazar valued in the students he chose included cleverness, resourcefulness, determination, and “a certain disregard for the rules.”

Gentle reminder that Harry Potter who is sich a private person and hates public attention literally snogged Ginny Fucking Weasley in front of the whole Gryffindor house without even thinking about it

the signs as draco malfoys vocabulary

aries: nice face, potter taurus: father says … gemini: potter cancer: wonderful potter leo: hey potter! potter! virgo: im dying libra: saint potter scorpio: look at me sagittarius: famous harry potter capricorn: potter aquarius: my father will hear about this pisces: potter