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I believe in DILF-ism.

@looney-just-like-her-tunes / looney-just-like-her-tunes.tumblr.com

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slimyshield

one thing about the mission impossible movies is they are not afraid to make tom cruise look like an idiot. they'll put him in a jacket that's too big for him. they'll put him in the dorkiest 2000s cyclist sunglasses. they'll put him in a silly little beanie. they'll put him in capri pants at 50 years old. they said yes ethan hunt is a massively capable government agent but first and foremost he is human and as such he is susceptible to fashion fails just like the rest of us

#big of heart dumb of ass#and we love that for him#mission impossible#ethan hunt#tom cruise
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A man wearing a henley is automatically a slut.

Exhibit A. Jack Reacher

Exhibit B. Ethan Hunt

Exhibit C. Nick Morton

So I raise you: if not slut, why wearing a henley hm? I rest my case. Thank you for coming.

Guest starring: James Bond and his bewitching blue eyes:

#it's their official uniform as they shamelessly commit acts of flawless sluttery#not to be confused with manwhore despite the close relation and similarities between them#as you can see tom cruise is the most frequent wearer of said uniform which categorises him as an a-grade slut#you gain bonus points if the henley is white and draws tight against the chest#why? because a senior citizen should always be objectified and babygirlified if possible#why does it look like nick and ethan are spotting each other across the room and being like: 'you too?'#i call that slut solidarity#also ethan has to wear a white henley at some point otherwise he can't sit with them on wednesdays#ethan's henley is very conservative compared to the usual henley standards#he's a baby slut#give him some time#jack reacher#mission impossible#ethan hunt#the mummy 2017#nick morton#no time to die#james bond#tom cruise#daniel craig
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godwithwethands

Can I ask you something, Kittridge? If you’re dealing with a man who has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you think you’re gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse? Ethan Hunt in Mission: Impossible (1996–)

#i need a himbo#i'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the night#he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and gotta be dumb and polite#you look absolutely gorgeous babygirl 📸#mission impossible#ethan hunt#tom cruise
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