I lost it at “2 bread”

1 gallon of regular chocolate

18 minutes of flour

5 plates of salt

beyonce youre over. 

when does the cover album drop

Phone don’t even know what to suggest 😂😂

I-

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

It’s actually Tallahassee Pain.  It represents the pain of being from Florida :/

Mood all 2020

LMFAOOO

RLFBRKDBDHSVSK

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

rotoscope ☼ ☽

LMAOOOO WHO TF MADE THIS!?!?

I swear to God lmfaoooo

IG: Uniquesora

SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE DOMINO THAN THE ACTUAL DOMINO, H O W

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

Stage 5: Mlem