This will never not be funny
The amount of whites with roachlocs today has got to be illegal. Like gots to be. I feel like washing my hair just from looking at theirs.
No on wants to read your shitty books. I hope you get fucked over by white men as bad as you are fucking them over you slanty eyed whore.
And so it begins…
Sorry everyone, but I’m going to have to close anonymous asks off until the ugliness that is going on in the YA community blows over.
Lmao she bout that life
IM SO FUCKING WEAK
Wtf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I was not expecting this at all
This god damn video 😂
Oh shit 😂😂😂😂😂
WHY SHE SO MEAN
he’s back and ready for the next holiday
WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN
NOVEMBER 1ST HERE WE GO
UGH LMAO
Anne Lamott (via makethemdream)
what i did
Fatality lmaaaooooo
Things to think about before you say, “Well, there’s no way to know if Woody Allen is guilty or not, so let’s just not act like Dylan’s letter ever happened”
- "There was an unwritten rule in Mia Farrow’s house that Woody Allen was never supposed to be left alone with their seven-year-old adopted daughter, Dylan.”
- [Before the allegations even came out] “he had been discussing alleged “inappropriate” fatherly behavior toward Dylan in sessions with Dr. Susan Coates,”
- "Dr. Coates, who just happened to be in Mia’s apartment to work with one of her other children, had only to witness a brief greeting between Woody and Dylan before she began a discussion with Mia that resulted in Woody’s agreeing to address the issue through counseling.”
- “Woody, wearing just underwear, would take Dylan to bed with him and entwine his body around hers; or that he would have her suck his thumb; or that often when Dylan went over to his apartment he would head straight for the bedroom with her so that they could get into bed and play.”
- "One summer day in Connecticut, when Dylan was four and Woody was applying suntan lotion to her nude body, he alarmed Mia’s mother, actress Maureen O’Sullivan, and sister Tisa Farrow when he began rubbing his finger in the crack between her buttocks. “
- Woody’s own mother was heard to remark on his fawning behavior with Dylan when Woody and Mia would take the children over for visits. “She’s the Wicked Witch of the West, Dylan,” Woody, who seemed to have intense negative feelings for his mother, once said to the little girl. “Twist her nose off.”
- While Woody was visiting in Connecticut, Dylan locked herself in the bathroom, refusing to come out for hours. Once, one of the baby-sitters had to use a coat hanger to pick the lock. Dylan often complained of stomachaches and headaches when Woody visited: she would have to lie down. When he left, the symptoms would disappear. At times Dylan became so withdrawn when her father was around that she would not speak normally, but would pretend to be an animal.
- When Mia got home a short time later, Dylan and Woody were outside, and Dylan didn’t have any underpants on. (Allen later said that he had not been alone with Dylan. He refused to submit hair and fingerprint samples to the Connecticut state police or to cooperate unless he was assured that nothing he said would be used against him.)
- Dylan was on the sofa, wearing a dress, and Woody was kneeling on the floor holding her, with his face in her lap. The baby-sitter did not consider it “a fatherly pose,” but more like something you’d say “Oops, excuse me” to if both had been adults. She told police later that she was shocked. “It just seemed very intimate. He seemed very comfortable.”
- Mia, who never sought to make the allegations public, also told Dr. Coates, who is one of three therapists Woody Allen has seen on a regular basis. Coates too told Mia that she would have to report Dylan’s account to the New York authorities, but that she would also tell Woody. Mia burst out crying, she was so afraid.
- made the discovery of Allen’s affair with Soon-Yi when she found a stack of Polaroids taken by him of her daughter, her legs spread in full frontal nudity.
- Soon-Yi issued her own statement to Newsweek, asserting her independence, savaging Mia, and declaring, “I’m not a retarded little underage flower who was raped, molested and spoiled by some evil stepfather—not by a long shot. I’m a psychology major at college who fell for a man who happens to be the ex-boyfriend of Mia.” Soon-Yi declared in writing exactly what Woody had said, that Mia would have been just as upset if he had slept with “another actress or his secretary.”
- “She’s a very typical L.D. kid, very socially inappropriate, very, very naïve,” says Seiger, who is deeply worried about Soon-Yi today. “She has trouble processing information, trouble understanding language on an inferential level. She’s very, very literal and flat in how she interprets what she sees and how she interprets things socially. She misinterprets situations.” Seiger doubts that Soon-Yi could have written the statement to the press. “The words were often exactly the same as Woody Allen’s, if you compare the two,” says Priscilla Gilman,
- Since the incident, Dylan has burst out, even in the middle of playing games, with statements like “I don’t want him to be my daddy.” “The thing that people have to understand in this case is that it is not Mia versus Woody; it’s just a plain simple fact that a seven-year-old child has told her mother something and that her mother has to choose to believe her,” says a member of the household. “If her mother doesn’t believe her, who is going to believe her?” Lynn Nesbit observes, “Mia says, ‘How can you turn your back on a seven-year-old?’ Believe me, her life would be a heck of a lot easier if she dropped it.”
- "The Yale team used psychologists on Allen’s payroll to make mental health conclusions.” He reported that the team had destroyed all of its notes, and that Leventhal did not interview Dylan, although she was called in nine times for questioning. They did not interview anyone who would corroborate her molestation claims. Judge Elliott Wilk, who presided over the custody hearing brought by Allen, wrote in his decision that he had “reservations about the reliability of the report.”
No, I will not make this into a read more. You need to read this. I don’t care if you think it has nothing to do with you. I don’t care if you’re a woman or not and I don’t care if you’ve seen a Woody Allen movie or not. Hold the people excusing a child molester responsible. Hold the people who stand idly by in every child molestation case responsible. Otherwise, you’re only perpetuating the mindset.
People from the same fandom as you:
THE ACCURACY IN THE GIFS
IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I WATCH IT
Lmaooooo yoooooo. I swear I need to learn how to cook or peter will break up with me. 😭😭😭😂
this is gold. pure gold.
my grandmother would beat the fuck out of every single one of you
Pan seared hot dogs????
*cries*
I’m mad at that chili.
this that bullshit that destroys relationship
HOW DO YA'LL EVEN FIND THESE LMFAOOOO
I would just like to point out that the beginning and end of Spirited Away creep me out in the most delicious way possible. I’ve always been a fan of fairy tales, and not just the Grimm and Anderson stuff, almost all my life. Like the honestly faerie court stories.
Themes you see in those reflect strongly in this movie, and comparing them side by side just makes it that much more stark.
Often times you hear that if you get sucked into the fairy realm, you shouldn’t eat their food. It gives them power over you. More often than not, heroes finally escape the fairy realm after what they perceive to be a very short time (a night or a week)…
…only to find that seasons or years have passed.
‘Hey, it’s all dusty in here. Is this someone’s idea of a joke?’
CRAPPING SHIT I WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS
This always freaked me out a little as a kid. Like the OP, I couldn’t help but wonder how long REALLY passed. I always pretended it was something like a week but… Judging by that moss, I can’t say for sure.
A week? Try much MUCH /MUCH/ longer. The plants are a good indicator but a better one is the statue. We’re seeing it from the same angle in each shot. Look in the first one before she enters, it’s not NEW but you can tell what it is.
Now look at the second frame. It’s so eroded it’s just a dull, flat stone.
That thing is solid stone, that must have taken up to, if not more than, a DECADE to wear down that much.
Not to mention that there are new trees next to the car. Just remember how long it actually takes for trees to grow real quick.
Evidence is suggesting they were in there for maybe around 20-30 years.
Oh my god. You guys just made my brain throw up. I knew some time had passed but...no...no...didn't even notice the paint gone, the overgrowth, the stone erosion and oh my god...my whole life is unbalanced
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THIS?! I DONT WANT TO WAIT TIL FEB TO SEE THE REST OF THE SEASON
I seriously am putting this on repeat, lolLOLLLLL
REBLOGGING AGAIN CAUSE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
G-g-g-gimme that epidural!!
I HAD TO DO THIS.
Lean wit’ it!
orlando is about to use the hell outta this gif too.
Look at his face as he leans back, LMAO
Love it and you can count on Orlando reblogging the hell out of this gif…lol.
OMFG
Fifty Shades of Doge