born to lose | live to win

this is how disability works in america

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He hiding behind Wilo ffs 😭😭😭

been thinking about this tweet for the last 4 days

This is the single most perfectly accurate thing I've ever seen

the timing of this is hilarious 😭

elected fic of the year

bared fangs by sapphicjasper

free my man he only did some of that

no matter what happens tonight, but i know i can trust my moots to not post pics of those freaks and that bald hag if they win

can yall like. give money to trans people stuck in florida or something instead of whatever the fuck this is

some liberal from California after saving millions of trans people's lives by not shopping at publix (which literally only exists in the southeast anyway)

"he's my special princess" i say as camera shows the most basic white man to ever grace the earth

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

I was wondering why I kept seeing Wario flags all around Chicago in 2016.

Neat!

I think DC's searches for "Bowser" may be misrepresented

the benzema situation is SO fucking funny like he wasn’t in the squad the year france won the world cup bc he was banned for blackmailing his teammate, got in for the next one after being hyped up as the best striker in the world, dropped out injured before their first game, stayed in the squad so he’d have got a winner’s medal he didn’t earn if they’d won, they lost, he immediately retired. his international career is just an extended series of bozo moments