the m in mpreg stands for martin

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer

employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire

ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre

electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire

Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire

appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer

[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]

wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer

funeral director backstreet boys: bereave, when I say

ghost backstreet boys: I haunt it that way

backstreet boys doing Saul Goodman cosplay: Tell me, White

cowboy backstreet boys: ain't nothing but a cow tame

educational tv backstreet boys: tell me, Nye

Fast food backstreet boys: ain't nothin but a milkshake

Deli customer backstreet boys: Sell me rye

Afraid of sleeping backstreet boys: I never want to hit the hay

Fashion designer backstreet boys: I flaunt it that way

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

me during a depressive episode vs a manic episode

The English fear the Plain Dutch dutch dealer

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Mikel Arteta and Mauricio Pochettino after the PSG match, 2001

I’M

things I know about brazil:

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

how are you a fan of the comic about countries sucking each other off and fail geography this bad

taylor swift going to her mailbox to see if she got a letter 

Who gave this man permission to look like ✨ this ✨