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born to lose | live to win

@longeyelashedtragedy / longeyelashedtragedy.tumblr.com

"hay que seguir soñando hasta abolir la falsa frontera entre lo ilusorio y lo tangible" // you can call me Vida. click the about for more. i took this lad off the market
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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history which was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking. this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. The Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting these sightings to you given the paperwork it caused. anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[ID: a hand holding a smartphone with a marina behind it. There's an app open on the phone. It has a question with two buttons as answers. The No option is larger, with larger text and better contrast so it stands out more than the yes option.

Image of an Irish harp.

Rialtas na hÉireann Government of Ireland Continuum Administration

Anomaly Report

Did you witness a sighting of the „RMS Titanic" during your journey?

Yes, Report The Sighting To The Irish Government

No, It Was A Trick Of The Light

For sightings unrelated to the "RMS Titanic", please contact the Federal government of Mexico instead.

Image of a logo of a large bird of prey eating a snake while perched on a cactus with the text Estados Unidos Mexicanos around it.

End ID]

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When U think about it Azealia Banks isn’t actually homophobic or racist because her brain has actually been evolved into a post-capitalism dimension, where the structures of racism and homophobia were erased. Why do you think many of her actions seem to put her own career and her profits at risk? Is this the work of an artist living under capitalism? NO

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pettydavis

me when i press play on 212

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Gareth writing fic in that notebook

“Grealish text Hendo from the other side of the bench. You say you go above and beyond for the LGBT? Meet me in the bathroom in 20 and we can show everyone you aren’t a homophobe. Hendo shivered and adjusted his rainbow laces,”

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