“OVER HALF THE CHARACTERS ARE STRAIGHT??? WHY??? STRAIGHT SHOULD’VE BEEN LABELED AS A GENRE FOR THE SHOW! THAT WAY WE COULD’VE MADE AN INFORMED DECISION AS TO CRINGE OR WATCH ANYTHING ELSE. THIS NONSENSE OF UNDERWHELMING ROMANCE ONLY DECREASES IT’S VALUE! I KID YOU NOT THE MAJORITY OF THE CHARACTERS ARE STRAIGHT AF FOR NO APPARENT REASON!! THIS CRINGY STRAIGHTNESS!!! ”
“The “traditional values” and “we’re the NORMAL ones” garbage is so overdone and ruins it all. I’ve never seen a show in my life packed with so much heteronormative trash. Every single episode they shove it down your throat. Everyone is having the most vanilla straight sex, everyone.”
“What is going on??? Straight people don’t even exist, so why is everybody in the show STRAIGHT? Ok, I’m almost at the end of the series and there’s one thing I keep wondering WHY is everyone straight? Is it like the comics? If not, then why intentionally exaggerate this stuff? I swear every character is straight no matter where or when? Come on, if you really respect straight people, you have to respect all of them, from the misogynistic men with repressed gay fantasies to the women who internalized so much misogyny they think being seen as of lesser value than men is normal! I assume even Lucifer is straight in the show! Even the cars, trees, and ALSO weather!”
“Closed-minded, ignorant straights as all characters. Everyone in it is straight, apparently. Why do they feel the need to shove their tongues down each other’s throats at every opportunity? It’s the most boring softcore porn jammed down your throat continuously.”
You know, initially I wanted to write the “straight” version of these reviews for fun, but then a lot of movies and shows came to mind when I read them over lmao. Kind of want to leave a “everyone is too straight” reviews on rotten tomatoes now.