lonelyleliel reblogged
Things my classics professor has said about the Greek gods:
- Let’s just say Hera was not a girls girl
- Just because you’re faced with a minor inconvenience doesn’t mean you should swallow your wife (Zeus)
- Was Athena the original pick me girl? I’ll leave that up to you
- Now I’m not saying you should all go castrate your husbands, but we don’t judge Gaia okay?
- Leave him (Hermes) alone he’s just trying to play his lyre and steal some cows
- Athena is who Ares thinks he is
- Okay maybe sending the entire world into a famine was a lot, but also consider that maybe Zeus needed to fuck around and find out (about Demeter)
- Apollo is condoning murder six ways from Sunday
- It’s not Apollo’s fault that his sister is cooler
