Doodles of the vampire musical.

Things a German-language musical needs to have

Count von Krolock exiting his gothic castle in full goth makeup and in a literal stock image vampire outfit, singing about the night and eternity and death and other vampire stuff: oh yeah im definitely not a vampire btw can we go inside or im gonna burn in the sun, oh i mean I'm such a night owl haha

The Kiss... but what if The Bite !?!??! ;////;

so when is a handsome vampire dilf gonna gently carry my limp body and gaze at me lovingly after having drained my blood at an extravagant ball? huh? when is it my turn to be happy?

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I want to spread this far: the Sandy Hook families accepted a lower court payout in order to make sure The Onion (and not some other alt-right ideologue who would hire the former owner back) got Infowars.

This wasn’t about money. This was about justice, and a poetic one at that.

LMAOOO I JUST WATCHED ALEX JONES GO OFFLINE IN REALTIME

We do truly live in a society.

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Alex Jones, the ultra-right-wing conspiracy-theorist, was forced to sell InfoWars in a bankruptcy lawsuit.

one of the beauties of doctor who is watching a young man play an old man and an old man play a young man. and they're the same character