I kissed her and forgot death.

warehouse 13 is so funny because i could post about how i’m in love w hg wells and people would think i’m horny for an ugly old man w a mustache when i’m really talking about beautiful gorgeous actress jaime murray

Joanne & Jaime | Myka & HG

smooch smooch💋💋💋

Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend

I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!

Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions

Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn

Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you

*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*

I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.

(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)

OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.

oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals

i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds

You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.

IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!

[Link to the LAST time it came around, which has different but equally awesome commentary]

Two things:

1) How apropos that this gay agenda landscape post would pop up on my dash, just days after learning that the flaming isles saga existed! 🏳️‍🌈🏝⛵️🌥

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2) My undying love for Jaime Murray continues, as well as this fandom for bringing it around to include Joanne Kelly into this scenario. 🦄🦒💞

LUCY LAWLESS & JAIME MURRAY as LUCRETIA & GAIA in SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA (2011) | Episode 1: Past Transgressions & Episode 2: Missio

JAIME MURRAY and LUCY LAWLESS on set for SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA

JAIME MURRAY in the SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA Featurettes

JAIME MURRAY as Olivia Charles in RINGER (2011–2012)

Joanne Kelly, Bering and Wells panel, Dragon Con, 2018

Question: “…Is HG Wells alive?”

Joanne Kelly: “Can’t tell you, uh….Myka will always love HG. Put it that way.”

Interviewer: “You and HG Wells…your characters, seem to have a lot of, uh…”

Joanne Kelly: “We’re in love!”

Interviewer: “You were in love?”

Joanne: “Yeah. I think so. Who wouldn’t be in love with Jaime Murray?”

Interviewer: “Agreed.”

Joanne: “Yeah, I mean I think, um-“

Eddie McClintock: “In a non-scissoring way.

Joanne: (laughs) “No, definitely scissoring.”

Eddie: “Oh, scissors? Scissors?”

Joanne: “Well I just think that…We don’t really have a lot of those relationships. And we didn’t really do anything literal. We just had our characters really like each other. Maybe even fall in love a little bit. I mean… Why does everyone always think, ‘When are Pete and Myka gonna get together?’ What an interesting twist, to have Myka fall for a woman.”

Joanne: Jaime and I got to do some really special scenes…. Jaime: Yeah. Joanne: [Laughs] Yeaaah.  Jaime: [Laughs] I love those scenes. We were having a conversation with [executive producer] Jack Kenny about our characters and he was like, “Oh, you know, they’re just really good friends. And I’m going home for the day.” And were like, “Mmm hmm. OK, then. Bye, Jack.”

Jaime: I mean, H.G. is an eccentric woman. I don’t think she’s ever really cared what anyone else thought of her. She’s just doing her own thing. So when she finds herself in the future and meets Myka, she meets, for the first time probably, a woman who is as strong as her and as dedicated as her…And then she meets Myka, and she’s like, “Oh, thank God. I’m not completely alone in the universe.”

Jaime: It’s written in the script that a lot of the female characters have a flirtation with Pete, because he’s charming and full of jokes, but at the end of my first episode in season two, I end up with a gun to his head. And I thought, you know, H.G. would probably see through all that charm and bravado. She’d probably enjoy it, but she’d see through it. So I remember saying to Jo, “I think Myka’s probably more her type.” Joanne: Remember that one line? “Many of my lovers have been men?” When you said that I was like, “Uh oh! Here we go!”  Jaime: There were all these little things we thought no one would ever particularly notice, but then they started writing for it and suddenly we were bound together in ropes. Joanne: And then I started to dress like you!  [x]

Needs this beauty too!

“Oh god, yeah. I would love that [seeing HG and Myka together]. With Jaime? That would be awesome. It’s the only romantic relationship that we get to see Myka [have] … We see this deep, deep bond with these two people, and the only other relationship that I’ve really explored like that was with Sam, my partner who died. And we just kind of touched on it. But H.G. is a much bigger storyline.” - io9 Interview with Joanne Kelly

“I love that relationship. I love that it was ambiguous. I wish we could have gotten into it a little more. Our show is really hard to be a relationship show, because there’s so much going on, and if you do a relationship, then it takes over the whole show, and that’s not really what are deal is. So, um, I liked that there was an ambiguity in that relationship. And I, you know, yeah, women like women! Newsflash! It happens all the time. It’s not that big of a deal. But, uh, I like that it was represented on our show.”

“Well, I think if you truly love someone, you want them to be happy, even if you don’t agree with their choices, right? I mean, you can love someone, you know, and think that they’re making the wrong choice, but you still love them and allow them… It’s that cliche for a reason. You know, “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, blah blah blah that whole thing.” Cliche for a reason. Maybe?“

The small subtle Bering and wells interactions….Myka’s little smirk when she says “the jury’s still out”….Helena saluting Myka then turning around and making a face like oh god why did I do that…..Myka breaking the lock with a dumbbell and Helena looking impressed…..Joanne Kelly and Jaime Murray really put their whole pussies into this shit

For my Bering and Wells crewmembers, with the news that AfterEllen will no longer be an active site, I screengrabbed The Interview. Just in case.  

#it’s been a decade nerdsbians! #i love y'all - @fuckyeahpikacha

Look. All I’m asking for is at least five seasons of Jaime Murray giving some other woman sad-sexy eyebrows and pitifully helpless smiles as her character tries very very hard to connect with the woman of her dreams while simultaneously pretending she doesn’t really care all that much about her. And I’m going to need this eventual relationship to be 100% canon & eternal. That’s all.