Short DPXDC Prompts #993

Jazz has been working as a psychologist in Arkham for the past 5 years. She’s made a solid name for herself in the Asylum as someone who genuinely wants to help and doesn’t fall for manipulation tactics or bribery. She has done good work with helping a myriad of patients have significant progress in their mental health and a majority of patients in Arkham view her as a confidant and person they can trust. Which is why the first person Harley Quinn reached out to after breaking up with the Joker was Jazz. Fenton always knew how to help.

Okay but imagine by “reached out to” this means Jazz just comes home to Harley on her couch with margaritas

“OMG you would not believe what I did”

“Okay DrQuinn, we’ll be discussing boundaries later but poor me one and spill the tea girl”

I read some fic a while back where it turns out ingesting lab grade chemicals aka ectoplasm is actually REALLY bad for your liver and so Jazz is actually a super light weight when it comes to alcohol

so what I'm saying is two drinks in she's feeling like she just downed five and next thing she remembers is waking up on the floor with a hyena on top of her and a vague memory involving matches, gasoline, and the Joker's hideout

Oops

I confirm, I was born with a liver that has 1 lobe instead of three, and I deal very quickly with alcohol, but above all… it takes me longer to stop being drunk (according to my sister)

luckily for me, I don't like the taste of alcohol anyway

so imagine that everyone Harley has sobered up, except Jazz who is still very happy and will remain so for a while longer~

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Otherwise I suggest that they wakes up in the same bed with very fragmentary memories. Perhaps with Ivy as a bonus, but Jazz has no memory of how and when she arrived