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Tim's mafia tried to overthrow him one time, he's a kid! They can do better! Then he pulled out a weird looking dog whistle...a kryptonian dog whistle....

Tim using his scary dog privileges is hilarious to me. Krypto isn’t even his dog but he’ll still come at follow orders bc Tim gives the best belly scritches.

Tim’s mafia on the other hand is terrified of what other people Tim has the privilege to call upon to handle his dirty work. They’re probably suddenly remembering the bat, speedster, and super on his payroll and count themselves lucky to only have to face/die to Krypto

Krypto didn't kill anyone bc Tim didn't want him to stain his coat, but it definitely sent a message

His boys thought he was lying about the bat the speedster and the super...but now? Now they aren't sure

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lolottes

They thought that "the super maintenance budget" or "the speeder's food budget" was a strange and humorous means of embezzlement…

There are also more than one who realize that super heroes are expensive

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DP x DC prompt #106

Dan, in desperate need of a job(he doesn't want to mooch off Vlad and Danny forever), decides to work as a security guard for some bald billionaire he forgot the name of.

Can you IMAGINE if he had to call Lex Luthor by name and didn’t know it???

I feel like he’d call him a cheerio, because he’s fruitloop’s beige cousin. Or say it’s because he’s a bald/bland flavor.

Lex would get mad, but the guy’s interesting and has connections. Plus he saved his life and made fun of Superman TO HIS FACE so… you win some you lose some.

Dan calls him Cheerio under his breath during Lex’s monologue. The younger heroes either hear it directly or hear about it and that’s all Lex is known as ever again.

Lex is annoyed since the name spread around. That is, until Dan refers to all the younger heroes as Marshmallow Mateys when they join the next fight.

Dan has a nickname for every League member, and it has to do with the circumstances of their death in the erased timeline. He didn’t really pay much attention to random billionaires during his reign of terror though, especially when most were just wiped out when he used his wail on a city. 

Because of this, he has no clue who 90% of the rich people his boss meets with are, especially the ones from other successful companies . Why would he pay attention to human news and gossip, when the Infinite Realms is so much more interesting. He may not know who Bruce Wayne is, but he has nicknames for every single Gotham Vigilante. Those fuckers just would not die, and bucket-head was able to actually land a hit on him as he bled out. 

So when he’s just walking down the street on his lunchbreak and he gets attacked by a Speedster who definitely shouldn’t exist this far back in the timeline and Red Robin, he looks at his dropped coffee and groans loudly. 

“Damnit, GFuel! Why’d you and Yum-yum have to knock my liquid life over - do you know how long the line was back there? I only get 30 minutes before I gotta be back at work!” He pulls out a pink embroidered hanky that Ellie had made him, and starts trying to clean the mess on his shirt sleeve. 

Impulse is vibrating with anger - this is the massive calamity that he came back in time to stop. Phantom. The great evil that destroyed the earth. How was he here? 

Red Robin was immediately down to fight the second Impulse spotted the man who had haunted his dreams for years, but he’s second guessing himself now after that reaction. What if this is the guy before he went evil? Maybe they just need to get him away from Lex Luthor, and he wouldn’t turn into an evil world-destroyer? 

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I love the Image of Impulse attacking Dan at full speed, launching him across the horizon with every Super Speed powered Punch in a rage because he has finally found the man who ruined his timeline

And Dan just taking it until Bart is too tired to keep going. Bart just slows down, out of breath, and weakly punches him.

And Dan just grabs his fist and puts it down. "Are you done yet? Cause I need to get back to work."

Bart screaming at him for ruining his timeline, and Dan just being completely non-plussed at his yelling. He just waits for him to finish, says something along the lines of "I'm sorry but I dont really care about that anymore" and just leaves.

Idk but that type of scene popped into my head when I read this

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lolottes

The worst thing would have been Dan telling him to go to therapy and move on.

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Desperate Villain Danny AU

(this is a 17 yr old danny)

It started out slowly.

First, a few of Danny's less active Rouges stopped showing up at all. He didn't really notice, and just assumed that they had finally had their Fill of their Obsession for a while and would simmer down for a bit.

Then, some more of his Rouges stopped showing up. No big deal, but he is getting a little concerned for them. They had definitely not had their fill of their Obsessions yet, why did they stop?

Then, the worst started happen. All of his actual Ghost Friends start to disappear. Ember, Kitty, Johnny, even Amorpho, they all start to not show up at all in the Living World.

He goes looking for them in Realms, but he can't find any of them whatsoever. He tries asking around, but everybody else noticed the disappearances much earlier than him and began to hide away from whatever was taking all of the strong Ghosts. He can't find anybody, and the ones he does find won't tell him anything (or don't know themselves)

It takes weeks of searching, but eventually he gets his answer.

The GIW show up in Amity again after a period of absolutely no activity. They have stepped up their operations HARD. Advanced Ghost Hunting Equipment, Much more Competent Agents, and most worrying of all, they seem to know that Phantom is friends with Sam, Tucker, and Danny Fenton.

The GIW comes to his house for a Meeting with his parents, where he overhears them offering his parents a position in their Organization as Head Scientists. While there they also manage to plant Bugs in Danny's room somehow. Although he finds them quickly enough and destroys them.

And then, one night during dinner while his parents are ranting about the GIWs Labs, they mention something that cinches it for Danny.

"And today we even got to Dissect one of the Spooks! It was that Mind Controlly one, you know the one with the blue firey hair stuff that sang a bunch! We're going back tomorrow to continue our Study, this time we'll see how long it'll pretend to experience pain before it decides to give up on tricking us!"

That night, Danny packed up all his things, destroyed the Ghost Portal alongside everything else in his parents Lab, and left his house.

He tracked down the GIW Base, saved Ember from her Cell, and decimated the surrounding Area. No survivors, none of the research is preserved, and he left the Site Director alive to question him.

Turns out, the GIW had managed to Reverse Engineer the Ghost Portal from that brief period of time where they had taken control of Fenton Works. They had been using their own Portal to kidnap any Ghost they could get their hands on. Using the research from those subjects, they perfected their Ghost Hunting Tech and started going after the bigger fish.

"But good luck finding it, Ecto Scum! The Portals location was hidden to everybody, even me!" He said.

"Where are the others!" Danny cried. He was losing control of his appearance by this point. After seeing what they had done to Ember, he was too angry to maintain his Humanoid Form successfully. Even now, with most of his control, he could hear the Static in the air around him, and see the Glitching of his hands as they clenched this Monsters clothes.

"Scattered!" He said with a crazed laugh, "We knew we couldn't contain all of them, so we send them to all of our sites across the Country! You'll never find them!"

Without another word, Danny plowed his arm through the man's chest.

He turned around, picking up Embers weakened Body, before beginning his long flight to Wisconsin. Vlad still owed him a few Favors after all, and honestly his mentorship offers seemed VERY Tempting right now.

(Why reject him if you don't care about keeping your dad alive anymore?)

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The JLA had recently received a distress signal from somewhere in the middle of some random Forest in Illinois, but when they got to the location, all they found was a crater filled with the ruins of some kind of Military Base, and so so many Bodies.

They had managed to figure out that this was a Government Site owned by an organization called the GIW. A Paranormal Investigation Wing of the Government focused on the study and capture of Supernatural Beings called Ecto-Entities, otherwise referred to as Ghosts.

As it turns out, an Ecto-Entity that had been terrorizing the local town for a few years now had made a drastic change in normal behavior and had attacked the GIW Base that had been posted there.

They would have destroyed it years ago, but this one was unnaturally powerful. It had eluded their capture and terrorized the Town for years, but they had too much pride to contact the JLA and admit that they needed help. And honestly until now, they didn't really need it. The Entity had been entirely confined to the singular town, and had not strayed from that behavioral Pattern in the 3 years since it's inital sighting. They had made the difficult choice to leave it there, sacrificing one town in exchange for the rest of the country.

But now they did need their help. This Entity, this Phantom, was one of the most powerful beings that had ever recorded, maybe even The Most Powerful. The fact that it had left the Secluded town it usually frequented meant that it was loose to wreak havoc across the rest of the world.

The JLA Needed to Find this thing, and Fast.

There is no way the JL would believe the GIWs biased and xenophobic BS. Batman and Constantine would both be frothing at the mouth.

Shooting off this, what if Danny let Dan loose to help him with the raids as he is that far gone?

Amity has a lot of liminal citizens in a lot of fanon, especially Sam (often related to Undergrowth somehow, i see a lot of ‘plant goddess/godling Sam) and Tucker (literal reincarnation of a Pharaoh).

What would be stopping the GIW in this hardline form from taking them too? And if they already have Dani/Ellie?

And what if that is what pushes Danny to go nuclear and release Dan? As Dan exists as a paradox now, and while Danny gave Clockwork the thermos, i don’t see Clocky not trying to rehab Dan in some form, if only to help him keep things on track or prevent Danny from going Full Dan while he eliminates the GIW.

And Dan doesn’t follow the same rules as Danny. He doesn’t kill the GIW’s family members. Nope.

He shows them everything their parent/child/sibling/friend/life partner ect did to the ghosts.

Dan is the one to kill the Fenton parents as “you know, i forgot how full of shit you were when i grieved you in my timeline. I honestly forgot how many times you almost killed me. That if it wasn’t for Jazz, i never would have died in the cradle. And then you did manage to kill me when i was fourteen. Another stupid machine of yours i looked at, so i could fix it for you again. But i died. And you didn’t even notice. The me that saved you at fifteen after dying for your damned obsession with that fucking portal? Told me to tell you this: he regrets saving you and damning our realms’ citizens to your horseshit. You declared your wars and he turned a blind eye. You cut open his friends. And my little me, the one who stopped me from killing you two years ago? Who tried so hard to protect you from your own ineptitude, from you own failures as scientists and inventors? Told me to broad cast this part:

‘As representative of the High King Phantom of the Infinite Realm, No Quarter.’ Your and your employers wanted to maim, torture and kill the denizens of the Infinite? On death you have No Quarter. In Life you have no Quarter. And none of the Death Realms’ Keeps may offer you safe harbor, sanctuary, or service. It is eternal open season.”

Dan turned back to the Fenton parents. “Enjoy bring on the other side of the slab this time. And thank you for showing me i was only wrong to try to kill my friends with you last time. I won’t make that mistake this time.”

Just Danny letting Dan handle the murder part and send out the Infinite’s responding war declaration ans ensuring that the GIW’s loved ones are repulsed by the GIW member(s) and are traumatized back (as that feels like a very Dan thing to do; get more than revenge)

Also have who and what the GIW target compound.

Sam and Tucker being alive, dead or in critical condition is up to anyone who picks up that thread.

Just Danny going restrained Villian while Dan is team ‘destroy them and anyone defending them? Make them watch exactly the things their “good guy” aided and abetted.

Danny saved and does minimal destruction.

Dan? Will be the reason Danny and co end up fighting the JLA. Possibly… Aquaman might cheer him on tbh and depending on who’s flash? Wally would not be opposed to psychologically scarring people given he made Thad a living statue in the Flash museum and stare at Bart’s statue.

Martian Manhunter would 100% help Danny with the rescue efforts and be the one to give him the updated maps and whatnot.

Batman is just. Trying to keep the GIW families safe from Dan’s intense “no your xxxx was a POS and here’s why” campaign. As the dead want graves and to be remembered, and the dead that aren’t? Feel it.

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wally did what

Apparently a guy called Inertia tricked the Central City Rouges into killing Bart Allen, aka Impulse

When Wally found this out, he used his ability to Steal Speed from other people and sucked All Motion Ever from Inertia.

Now Inertia is stuck as a living Statue. It takes nearly an entire year to Blink his eye, much less take a single step. To add salt to the wound, Wally put Inertia in the center of the Flash Museum, fated to forever be some kind of morbid attraction for random Tourists.

Its kind of fucked up, but he probably deserved it.

(Now why doesn't he do that to Joker? It would probably work so much better than Arkham)

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lolottes

slowing down is also offering great longevity, personally I understand that he doesn't do this more often, especially on people like the joker. After if the person was outside … die of overexposure to the sun's rays …

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Amity Park / Central City

Well, idea from a dream, it's a bit stupid but also a bit funny? at least the first part. I haven't really seen anything like it yet in the gonna share.

So we have a lot of history where Amity Park is native to the DC universe. But the circumstances' the fact that no ligeur ever comes, often because they are praying for prank alerts and are neglected by Flash or in rarer cases Green lanthern, other times, they arrive at some time after the events after the facts and the battle of the day has not made a trace and updates the computer to respond automatically to the distress call. It also doesn't help that we agree to place Amity Park in Illinois and... There's a (significant) DC character in Illinois??? I don't feel like it ^^' (if I'm wrong don't hesitate to tell me)

But what if ...

But what if Amity Park is small part of a DC city? Well given the title you would have understood, and if Amity Park was a piece of Central City.

I mean the potential joke that flash is always occupied by a more classic attack during or just ignores the more everyday cases like boxy, because let's be honest, who would take a description of boxy seriously, especially if you really don't believe to the ghost and that the first 2-3 times you arrive after the fact...

Now let's imagine about Impuse. He knows Dan's future, making him live connected to a virtual world was a way to protect him from it. Then the future / his present is modified. Nobody but people able to play with the timeline remembers. Which is very very few people. He travels into the past / our present and then hears one of the allerts. He's totally freaked out, especially since his flash mentor doesn't react to it at all. The first time he thinks it's just a coincidence... Come another alert. He goes there alone and finds Danny on a roof. Danny tired to the bone at the edge of a mental crack, alone in the night with a termos in his hand, several fresh wounds and even more old ones.

Danny's logo is very recognizable and when he straightens making it visible, Impulse makes the connection with Dan, Dan the fuching plague that razed the world after playing overshadowing the JL and their villain!

But he's also a teenager like him...alone...ignored by his own mentor, his grandfather...holding back tears in the middle of the night. Then once enough to calm down take off and go home. Impulse follows him, changes his path (this explains something in addition to confirming the age). Still stunned, Impulse sees him pull out a first aid kit and bandage himself. In the dark, without a sound, the gestures manifestly semi-automatic at this stage. Impulse leaves not being sure what to think about it yet.

And one thing is clear. He needs to talk about it or at least at least confront his mentor. Whatever prevented or delayed Dan, it could still happen. It would be be their fault. They would be have deserved it.

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