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I'm scrolling through some ambient noises to help me write, and it got me thinking. Y'know those white noise machines people use for sleeping?

Do you think there's a very specific brand marketed at Gothamites?

Like everyone else has rainy nights on the beach, whale song, the crackle of the campfire, and everyone's all-time favorite "rickety fan about to oscillate off your shitty ikea desk at four in the morning."

And then there's "The Sounds of Gotham," a nighttime ambiance made up of heavy thunderstorms interspaced with the wail of police sirens and the occasional smattering of gunfire.

If you upgrade to premium, you can get the added sound effect of "small vigilante child dropping onto your apartment roof followed by the heavy pitter-patter of their combat boots as they dropkick a criminal off the fire escape."

Mm. Cozy.

I found this one while scrolling, and it actually has Bats popping in and out of your view every so often, which was quite startling at first because I did not expect it.

But now I'm just laughing because can you imagine?

You wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and the Dark Knight himself is hunched outside your window like a drowned fucking rat. He doesn't acknowledge you, gaze fixed on whatever is happening on the street below.

And you still really need to pee.

Your hand goes to the lamp on the nightstand, and you think better about it. You're not going to be the idiot that gives away Batman's location by turning on your interior lights and illuminating him against the sky scraper like a bat-shaped target.

You make your way to the bathroom in the dark, stubbing your toe on the way. And then, because you're fucking wide awake now, you go into the kitchen and make yourself a snack in the dark.

When you come back to the bedroom, a glass of water in hand, you are met with the sight of a small child dressed up like a traffic stop light also crouched outside your window. They catch your reflection in the glass and give you the thumbs up.

You go sleep on the couch.

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lolottes

or a slightly different version, you come back with a hot chocolate in your hand and see Robin's look of approval followed by a look of envy on your drink… …it's raining hard outside … you leave your drink on your bedside table and you go to sleep on your sofa

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Danny: Hey hey kids

Gotham kid 1: what?

Danny: see those guys in the white suits

Gotham kid 2: yeah and?

Danny: I'll give 10 bucks every time one of their white suites is ruined.

Gotham kid 1: deal

*gang of kids start throwing mud and whatever at GIW agents*

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lolottes

danny: I don't know of a better way to reinject Pariah's treasure into the real world ;')

look proudly at the children's work

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evilminji

Dani, who is 10% more feral and started her life as Vlad's daughter: I do! Gold coin to anyone who stabs one!

[Various Ease Droppers Like This Message]

*Gotham switchblade noises*

Dani, after Danny's alarmed look: What? I never said it had to be LETHAL. Just a little stabby stab. Good ol Gotham Welcome. It's karma!

Danny: .....you scare me sometimes. But I can't argue! Think we can get them to slash their tires?

Dani: when stealing them is free? Nah. Those vans are already GONE the second the dipsticks in white wander to far away for them. They're FULL of salvageable tech.

Danny: ooooh, good point.

Danny and Dani watch the first attack from afar: …

Danny: Does that mean Gotham now has energy weapons and other ectoplasm-powered gadgets?

Dani: sure but I think the bats will manage to get them back without too much problem and with a bit of luck they will also attack the GiW for being complete idiots and expel them!

Danny: um, I hope they don't believe their propaganda

Dani: ... ho it seems, apparently, he calls for help! aaaaand he had his communicator stolen and snatched ~

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DPXDC prompt ~ Honor to Us All ~ Gotham as one true the most haunted city edition

~~~~~

Instead of a welcoming banner in front of a city was an old column, so familiar to a boy, with a warning inscription:

"To outsiders mad enough to attack Gotham: You will be forced to understand that dead soldiers will also go into battle. And having risen to protect, they will be ready to perish all again, So no one of the living would die near them."

Danny smiled with love. 'I’m home, Mother.' Ghost whispered into the void. And Gotham answered.

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Danny: My Lady, I brought you the crown of Pariah Dark. And The Ring of Rage. They’re gifts to honor the Gotham family. Lady Gotham: The greatest gift and honor is having you on my side, child.

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Danny Fenton was born in Gotham and lived here until his parents decided to move. The city didn’t accept them.

  • 'When I die, I want to be one of the Gotham Knights.' Little Danny with pride and eagerly reported to his parents after visiting the Battle Glory of Gotham Museum on a school trip. This evening, Danny learned that not all his plans should be told to his parents.
  • Danny know his parents are crazy about ghosts. and that all ghosts are "bad". But obviously, the ghosts they talk about, and his, or rather Gotham's, ghosts are completely different creatures. The spirits of the defenders are those who, even in the darkest of times, make the shadows of the Gotham a protection to the citizens.
  • But that knowledge is his little secret for now. Because if he starts arguing he’ll be punished and he won’t be able to run off to the roof where he’s arranged to meet Robin. Robin’s cool! He works with one of the 'still-living' knights. And he knows more about the city than anyone. Danny doesn’t want to offend his friend.

~~~~~

  • Mr Lancer doesn’t understand why the lecturer about ghosts, Constantine, after seeing Danny, said something about the bloody gothamites and their inability to stay underground. It wasn’t nice at all. Mr Lancer doesn’t blame Mr Fenton for smiling at the man a little aggressive and viciously. Poor boy probably didn’t know how to respond to his behavior. Danny moved to Amity Park a long time ago and did not stand out at all. So what was this man’s problem?
  • Danny only half dies because Lady Gotham blessed him when he was a child. So when Danny sees snow-white hair and glowing green eyes in the mirror, he is not frightened but surprised that the Lady protected him even though he is not living in Gotham now.

~~~~~

  • Danny knows gothamites don’t consider that Gotham is a part of the USA. Even their Metropolis neighbors are just pathetic cowards, unable to withstand the hardships of life. No, really. Why the hell would they be patriots of the country that thinks they’re its dirty secret? This opinion is shared by old ones and children, rich ones and residents of Crime Alley, heroes and villains.
  • Danny loves Gotham. And he likes local jokes about how if one of their supervillains ever took power enough to threaten the government, he would be obliged to release them from that citizenship. Otherwise, he would be shamed and ridiculed by the inhabitants.

Phantom is not a villain. But for Gotham? For their common purpose? He is ready to pretend to be.

~ A ghost can bring his city ~ Great honor in one way ~

  • Gothamites remember that the child of mad scientists was the only person Boy Wonder was willing to call a friend. They remember how boys' laughter was heard from rooftops and from alleys on particularly dark nights. And they know whose restless spirit has returned to mourn the death of the second Robin.
  • The boy’s parents must be fools. Many outsiders are. They call their blessing a curse. People die in Gotham. And not all of them come back. Residents know that these ones are chosen by Lady Gotham herself.
  • The public enemy of Amity Park number 1? What nonsense. He is not theirs anything! In Gotham they will accept the Phantom as a guard, as a silent shadow, as a villain or a hero. In any kind. Because he belongs here. He should be part of their dance between life and death. He should be amidst dark alleys and acid rains, gliding between fear and laughter in the air.
  • Even local villains experience strange yearning. Like something’s wrong. Like a piece of a puzzle that’s lost. Therefore, the local abandoned observatory is empty, and none of them is in a hurry to call it their territory. Because it will be in demand, it will be loved and needed. It’s only a matter of time.

Let the spirit of Gotham guide you home, child. Dead gothamite is still gothamite. Which means there will always be a place for you.

~~~~~

When Danny first enters his favorite cafe in his Phantom form and with a wound on his leg, he doesn’t expect a cleaning lady to yell at him immediately for the blood on the floor. With a mop in his hands and with already bandaged leg, Danny feels as if all his worries had gone. They are not afraid of him. Of course. No one in Gotham would avoid him because of glowing eyes and sharp teeth. And that’s nice.

The waitress throws a tray of food on a table next to him: Welcome dinner for the wandering son of the alley. Red Hood said it's your usual order. He’ll be waiting for you on the gargoyle. You should know which one.

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If parents listened to his childhood stories about good ghosts, they would know that the Phantom is not special. He is not an anomaly of ghost nature and not a mistake. He is one of many who always were and will be defenders of the city. Danny stands in front of the costume that he admired years ago. He's ready to take another shift at work. The remains of his colleagues can rest quietly this night. Lady will wake them only when in dire need.

He is not an anomaly of ghost nature and not a mistake. Hes one of the many who always were and will be defenders of the city

Ok, but these lines for some reason made me think of bruce. How maybe he didn't actually come out of that alley way unscathed. How maybe there's a reason he seems to balance a double life so well. How maybe, just like Danny, just like his son jason, Bruce also came back from the dead. He was just the youngest to do it. And at the time of his death, as he did his best to press himself into the shadows of that alleyway, all he could think of was his desire to hide, and his wish he could make the man face justice.

YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe Bruce never knew? Not really. He was like, eight? I think. How many eight year olds can fathom their own mortality? He probably just assumed he got out of that alley unscathed, and trauma filled in the rest of the blanks for him.

Alfred is British, he wouldn’t know anything about Gotham and her blessings. He learns though, eventually.

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lolottes

2 things Alfred was 100% adopted by Gotham, unless she preferred him as a romantic interest. and I also like that the observatory is a reserved space, so yes bad guys temporarily use it like MrFreeze, but hey, you have to maintain and update the buildings from time to time (and Danny will be happy to be able to playing with parts of equipment abandoned by "temporary tenants"

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mkarchin713

I didn’t know I needed Alfred Pennyworth/Lady Gotham in my life until now.

How about we add Alfred is Clockwork into the mix

is he currently in disguise?, will Alfred become clockwork after his death?, or has he (temporarily) incarnated?

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DPXDC prompt ~ Honor to Us All ~ Gotham as one true the most haunted city edition

~~~~~

Instead of a welcoming banner in front of a city was an old column, so familiar to a boy, with a warning inscription:

"To outsiders mad enough to attack Gotham: You will be forced to understand that dead soldiers will also go into battle. And having risen to protect, they will be ready to perish all again, So no one of the living would die near them."

Danny smiled with love. 'I’m home, Mother.' Ghost whispered into the void. And Gotham answered.

~~~~

Danny: My Lady, I brought you the crown of Pariah Dark. And The Ring of Rage. They’re gifts to honor the Gotham family. Lady Gotham: The greatest gift and honor is having you on my side, child.

~~~~~

Danny Fenton was born in Gotham and lived here until his parents decided to move. The city didn’t accept them.

  • 'When I die, I want to be one of the Gotham Knights.' Little Danny with pride and eagerly reported to his parents after visiting the Battle Glory of Gotham Museum on a school trip. This evening, Danny learned that not all his plans should be told to his parents.
  • Danny know his parents are crazy about ghosts. and that all ghosts are "bad". But obviously, the ghosts they talk about, and his, or rather Gotham's, ghosts are completely different creatures. The spirits of the defenders are those who, even in the darkest of times, make the shadows of the Gotham a protection to the citizens.
  • But that knowledge is his little secret for now. Because if he starts arguing he’ll be punished and he won’t be able to run off to the roof where he’s arranged to meet Robin. Robin’s cool! He works with one of the 'still-living' knights. And he knows more about the city than anyone. Danny doesn’t want to offend his friend.

~~~~~

  • Mr Lancer doesn’t understand why the lecturer about ghosts, Constantine, after seeing Danny, said something about the bloody gothamites and their inability to stay underground. It wasn’t nice at all. Mr Lancer doesn’t blame Mr Fenton for smiling at the man a little aggressive and viciously. Poor boy probably didn’t know how to respond to his behavior. Danny moved to Amity Park a long time ago and did not stand out at all. So what was this man’s problem?
  • Danny only half dies because Lady Gotham blessed him when he was a child. So when Danny sees snow-white hair and glowing green eyes in the mirror, he is not frightened but surprised that the Lady protected him even though he is not living in Gotham now.

~~~~~

  • Danny knows gothamites don’t consider that Gotham is a part of the USA. Even their Metropolis neighbors are just pathetic cowards, unable to withstand the hardships of life. No, really. Why the hell would they be patriots of the country that thinks they’re its dirty secret? This opinion is shared by old ones and children, rich ones and residents of Crime Alley, heroes and villains.
  • Danny loves Gotham. And he likes local jokes about how if one of their supervillains ever took power enough to threaten the government, he would be obliged to release them from that citizenship. Otherwise, he would be shamed and ridiculed by the inhabitants.

Phantom is not a villain. But for Gotham? For their common purpose? He is ready to pretend to be.

~ A ghost can bring his city ~ Great honor in one way ~

  • Gothamites remember that the child of mad scientists was the only person Boy Wonder was willing to call a friend. They remember how boys' laughter was heard from rooftops and from alleys on particularly dark nights. And they know whose restless spirit has returned to mourn the death of the second Robin.
  • The boy’s parents must be fools. Many outsiders are. They call their blessing a curse. People die in Gotham. And not all of them come back. Residents know that these ones are chosen by Lady Gotham herself.
  • The public enemy of Amity Park number 1? What nonsense. He is not theirs anything! In Gotham they will accept the Phantom as a guard, as a silent shadow, as a villain or a hero. In any kind. Because he belongs here. He should be part of their dance between life and death. He should be amidst dark alleys and acid rains, gliding between fear and laughter in the air.
  • Even local villains experience strange yearning. Like something’s wrong. Like a piece of a puzzle that’s lost. Therefore, the local abandoned observatory is empty, and none of them is in a hurry to call it their territory. Because it will be in demand, it will be loved and needed. It’s only a matter of time.

Let the spirit of Gotham guide you home, child. Dead gothamite is still gothamite. Which means there will always be a place for you.

~~~~~

When Danny first enters his favorite cafe in his Phantom form and with a wound on his leg, he doesn’t expect a cleaning lady to yell at him immediately for the blood on the floor. With a mop in his hands and with already bandaged leg, Danny feels as if all his worries had gone. They are not afraid of him. Of course. No one in Gotham would avoid him because of glowing eyes and sharp teeth. And that’s nice.

The waitress throws a tray of food on a table next to him: Welcome dinner for the wandering son of the alley. Red Hood said it's your usual order. He’ll be waiting for you on the gargoyle. You should know which one.

~~~~

If parents listened to his childhood stories about good ghosts, they would know that the Phantom is not special. He is not an anomaly of ghost nature and not a mistake. He is one of many who always were and will be defenders of the city. Danny stands in front of the costume that he admired years ago. He's ready to take another shift at work. The remains of his colleagues can rest quietly this night. Lady will wake them only when in dire need.

He is not an anomaly of ghost nature and not a mistake. Hes one of the many who always were and will be defenders of the city

Ok, but these lines for some reason made me think of bruce. How maybe he didn't actually come out of that alley way unscathed. How maybe there's a reason he seems to balance a double life so well. How maybe, just like Danny, just like his son jason, Bruce also came back from the dead. He was just the youngest to do it. And at the time of his death, as he did his best to press himself into the shadows of that alleyway, all he could think of was his desire to hide, and his wish he could make the man face justice.

YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe Bruce never knew? Not really. He was like, eight? I think. How many eight year olds can fathom their own mortality? He probably just assumed he got out of that alley unscathed, and trauma filled in the rest of the blanks for him.

Alfred is British, he wouldn’t know anything about Gotham and her blessings. He learns though, eventually.

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lolottes

2 things Alfred was 100% adopted by Gotham, unless she preferred him as a romantic interest. and I also like that the observatory is a reserved space, so yes bad guys temporarily use it like MrFreeze, but hey, you have to maintain and update the buildings from time to time (and Danny will be happy to be able to playing with parts of equipment abandoned by "temporary tenants"

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hypewinter

It was Alfred's first day off in a while and the old man was visibly excited. No one in the manor could remember the last time he had been this visibly giddy. It made them all wonder just what was it that was filling their butler with this much anticipation. When he offhandedly mentioned he was seeing an old friend, that made everyone even more curious. So when the day finally arrived, the batfam couldn't help themselves and elected to follow Alfred to catch a glance at this friend he was supposedly seeing.

Many bets had been made about what this friend looked like and how the two had met. Not a single bet though, had predicted that Alfred's old friend would infact be a scruffy looking teen in a NASA hoodie.

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noxcheshire

No wait that’s so cute 😭 Alfred has his own “Fireplace Man”

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mkarchin713

Alfred could remember it like it was yesterday.

Alfred was on a mission and needed to retrieve a secret communicate hidden within a fire place. He had not been expecting a scruffy teenager to fall out of the chimney. At first Alfred had thought it was an ambush but quickly put that thought to rest. Even if the boy was a spy he was far to … inexperienced for anyone to send against someone of his caliber. Besides no self respecting or competent spy would wear clothes so … eye catching.

The oddest thing however was that the boy seemed to know who he was, calling him Penny and asking him how things where going, as though they where old friends. Quite peculiar.

Later than he would have hoped the boy seemed to catch on that Alfred had no idea who the young man was and then asked the oddest question “what year is this?” The boy seemed quite put out when Alfred revealed the date, even swearing under his breath.

The boy apologized for taking up his time and then handed him the communicate by sticking his hand through the brickwork. Quite peculiar indeed.

It was not until later in his life that Alfred officially first met Danny, or at least the first time Danny met Alfred.

To this day Alfred was unsure who this Clockwork fellow thought he was, or why he kept sending his young friend on missions through time, or why they ran into each other so often.

Perhaps he should ask his son Master Bruce to look into it for him. He and the rest of the children where certainly going to have questions when he returned home if their sloppy stalking was anything to go by.

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Danny smirked at his friend. Alfred's kids were not as subtle as they thought they were. He saw the way Alfred sighed in a way that spoke of equal fondness and annoyance.

Alfred: So. Shall we go to lunch Danny?

Danny: I dunno Penny. I feel like we should choose somewhere your kids can join us!

Alfred: Yes. Quite right. They may as well join us if they are going to be this bad at shadowing us.

Danny: Huh... They all ran away. Think I spooked em.

Alfred: Or they rightfully fear my punishment.

Danny: Entirely fair! It's cute though! The way they wanted to follow you like ducklings! Absolutely adorable!

Alfred: I do hope you come to dinner and tell them that. They will be mortified.

Danny: Oh you know me! Always willing to notify on your behalf! Anyway! How have things been? I'm glad we are finally synced up time wise.

Alfred: Yes. Well. Much and nothing. The children keep me incredibly busy. The lot of them attract chaos worse than you!

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lolottes

after a while bruce will realize that it is in a way his little brother mentally adopted by alfred, then alfred or danny mentions that they met BEFORE alfred entered the service of the wayne, so he mentally adopted Danny first, so Danny is the big brother (according to their logic)

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sunnysolaria

Pfffthahahaha

Imagine a Man in his 40 with many kids and a teen in his...18? with time traveling shenanigans and the Man is the Younger of them

"...Meet my older brother": *a teen younger than Bruce by at least two decades in a NASA hoodie with black hair and blue eyes*

honestly seeing how weird things are sometimes in their world, the Gotham media will eat it up, a big brother reincarnated?, who jumped in time? or who was vampirized? are the most common theories, of course, but NO ONE questions that this teenager is Bruce's big brother.

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hypewinter

Danny had not meant to become a crime lord. I mean sure, he had helped unionized the goons. But that's only because there were some obvious solutions to their problems that he happened to point out! And ok, maybe he did occasionally check in on the various clubs and bars to make sure there were no rowdy patrons. But it was the least he could do after Samantha had given him some leftovers instead of throwing them away. There's also the fact that he rounded up all the drug dealers in the area. They were dealing around children though! What was he supposed to do?

Speaking of children, apparently they had formed their own mini gang and were going around calling his boss like the goons did. Danny really didn't have an explanation for that. All he had done was build a care shelter for them with bunk beds, food, toys and more in case their home life wasn't the greatest. They even did homework help for kids who were falling behind in school a little. Had he employed the homeless to work at the care shelter? Ok yes, he had. In his defense though, he needed a lot of hands to help run it. Especially when more and more kids showed up every day.

Seriously, he was more of a philanthropist than a crime lord. You know, excluding the fact that he beat up Batman for insinuating that this was all a front for some criminal activity. But I mean come on? That was totally justified. If anyone's the criminal, it's the man who dresses up like a furry to beat up the mentally ill and allows his son to go running around in shorts and pixie boots.

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lolottes

What if it happens when jason was already installed as red hood?

People see Danny reproducing the -legal- non-criminal acts of Red Hood and say that he either had a Red Hood 2, or they take Danny as "family" of Red Hood.

After all the bat enlarges his family with robins etc all the time, red hood can well create his own family made of weird and more or less phylantropic people

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