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Ghost King Phantom answers a summons to a new dimension to find a sacrificial offering in three magic circles. One, holding Bizarro, another holding Artimus and the one in front holding Red Hood.

Phantom has no idea who these people are, but he knows the people in charge must be powerful mages or whatever. Doesn't matter. None of the mages hes ever had to face had known about his Halfa status so naturally thier wards and protections wouldn't work on him. He captures the kid with a naselly voice and his orange cat in a force field to give to Jazz later. She had been talking about wanting to study the psychology of a supernatural being for a while now so he'd help her out.

He made quick work of the other mages before turning around and facing the "sacrifices" the two in the back were still out cold but the one in front, the one in the red helm was radiating terror and rage. He was shaking even though Phantom hadn't done anything to him and had no intentions to. Danny landed outside the circle, trying to whisper something conforting as he stepped closer.

The moment he stepped into the ring however, the red runes turned into a bright green and the three circles disappeared. Danny didn't feel any different so he assumed it was nothing and he freed the captives before disappearing, none the wiser that Klarion the Witchboy had made a few translation mistakes in the slave contract and accidentally married a terrified Red Hood to Phantom, the High King of the Undead and King of the Lazarus dimension, also known as the Infinite Realms.

Danny probably learns he married that guy at some point but just kinda shrugs it off. Polygamy is legal in the realms and thier marriage doesn't change much. Sure, Danny is practically contractually obligated to save this guy if he's ever in mortal peril but Danny has no problems with that. He'd do it anyway.

So he just ignores the situation hoping it doesn't come up again.

It does.

Repeatedly.

I'm so surprised we don't have more Dead on Main ghost king marriage aus where Jason/the pit inside of him is terrified of Phantom. Let's change that

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lolottes

but what if he was material to the three but as the other two are less in life or death situations they have not yet realized it

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prompt 15.08 - Love and Protect

Tim sighs and stretches his arms. One more interview and it's over for today. The last interview for the day is with one Jazz Nightingale, a psychology major.

"So, why did you apply for the Martha Wayne Scholarship?"

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She's an interesting person. A small town girl with good grades and impressive resume. Yet she's alert as any other batkid - her eyes scan the room, and he's pretty sure she's armed.

Interesting.

They finish the interview, and as they shake hands, she freeze and then start running away.

Interviews ARE stressful, but usually people don't come out running. He check the security feed, trying to follow her, and find a strange scenario:

There's a a small girl in a pink dress, seating on the floor and crying as she hold some stuffed animal (wait... is it a ghost?)

Bruce kneeling by her, quietly trying to question her about her family.

"GET AWAY FROM HER, FRUITLOOP!" Is suddenly ahout as Jazz enter the screen and pick up the crying toddler.

"What happened, dear? Where's your brother?"

"mommy," The toddler start crying louder. "I wake up and you are not home. I think they take you and they cut you and-"

"hush, hush, honey. I'm here. I'm safe". Jazz says as she hold the kid tightly.

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Or: Ellie was captured and vivisactwd for a short tet traumatic time. She still has nightmares.

As a way to keep her from melting, CW got her to be around 4/5 years old, and the kids run away.

The Nightingales move to Gotham. Danny (16), his older sister Jazz (19) and her daughter Ellie (5).

The bats find about them as Jazz apply for scholarship.

There identities are fake, but they seem to be under some kind of wetness protection.

(there aren't many reasons that leave a single mom teen and her younger brother in witness protection).

The bats have their theories. Red Hood try to check from time to time about them.

Shenanigans happen.

[I go with anger managment. But I ALWAYS go with AM]

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Danny knew Jazz might not approve of what he was planning. But honestly? She was doing so much to protect him and Ellie. And he was going to help as much as he could. If that involved getting his diploma early and getting a job? And not bothering with college? Whatever.

He'd even found a garage that would take him on if he got his diploma early. Jazz was so proud of him for his hard he was studying. She didn't know why, but she would soon. He was taking the exams next Monday. Then it would be a little while before he got his results and could drop out of school. Ancients he couldn't wait.

The garage was one he knew worked with Red Hood's gang a lot. But they did good work around crime alley. And the pay was good. It would let him help support them properly, with money left over fun savings even. So Jazz would just have to like it. Besides, he could still earn on the job qualifications! There were all sorts out there for mechanics. And he could save up and go to college later.

He was just glad it was a later shift. It meant he could take care of Ellie in the mornings. Which would help even more! He'd planned it all out. All his arguments and plans. Jazz might get upset but he wanted to do this. Now it was a waiting game. It could only work if he passed the tests. But well... He'd only been struggling at Casper High cause of the ghosts. So his grades were up, and he was already back to being so far ahead he was bored to tears. He could at least pass, if not get the fantastic mark he would it be waited longer.

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I love the idea that Jazz is 100% aware of what Danny is doing, or even that Jason (as Red Hood) approached her about it when he heard Danny was asking around looking for jobs.

Because at first Jason was just checking in on them, from a distance. Keeping an eye on them and making sure no one gave them a hard time or any of the people they're so clearly trying to hide from show up.

But then he catches Jazz creeping out to the roof one night while Ellie and Danny are sleeping, taking a moment to herself where they won't hear her cry because she's doing everything she can and she doesn't regret it for a second but it's a lot of weight on her shoulders trying to balance it all. Danny and Ellie need her strong, need her certain and focused and to always have a plan be it for running from the GIW or scraping together enough money for rent.

And she's *exhausted*

And Jason isn't a creep, he hasn't been stalking them - at least by Bat standards - but he has been keeping an eye out and he doesn't *know* them but he's picked things up. From his check ins, from what other people say. The Nightingales are good people, kind people, dealt a shitty hand and getting through it all by the skin of their teeth.

So he takes a breath and a chance and joins her on the roof, awkward but trying as he asks if she's okay.

He should have thought twice about dropping down without warning or Tim's casual mentioning that she was armed during her interview a few weeks back. Stupid, but he wasn't really thinking and well at least she wasn't crying anymore - mostly because she was glaring down at him from where she'd handed him his ass while holding a gun to his chest, but he'd take what he could get.

Besides it was kinda cute when she realized just who she'd pinned to the gravel roof below her and went bright red and started to stutter in embarrassment, apologizing like crazy as if Jason wasn't the total idiot of this situation.

They spent a good hour just sitting and talking after that.

It was...easy. Comfortable in a way he wasn't used to conversations being. They talked siblings and responsibilities and the weight of taking care of the people you love and bad adaptations of their favorite books.

It became a routine.

A couple times a week they met on the rood and talked. Sometimes she'd bring up tea or coffee for them to sip on, she was always respectful of the mask. He'd swing by and grab them snacks and they'd eat while sharing pieces of their day.

When he heard that her brother had been ducking his head into places, looking for a job to try and lighten his sister's load well. He had an idea. Not one that he was willing to put into motion without her blessing though.

She sighed when he told her, leaning tiredly against his side as she pulled his jacket around herself a little tighter - the wind was biting up on the rooftops, and Jason has learned some amount of manners from Alfred over the years. He wasn't just going to leave a lady to shiver when he had a perfectly comfortable jacket to offer.

(Jazz never did bring a coat up with her for these talks. Jason never mentioned it either.)

"Is that why he's been studying so hard?" She leaned her head against his shoulder and Jason was helpless to do anything but settle an arm around her shoulders. For reassurance. And nothing else. "I thought he was finally getting excited about school again."

"Could be both." He offered, chest warm at the thankful smile she turned up at him. "Would you be okay with him working at my shop? I can have the guy running it say the position was filled if not, push him back to sticking to school."

Jazz gave a wry laugh. "Like it'd be that easy." She shook her head, smile fond and a touch exasperated at the same time. "No, if he doesn't work there he'll find somewhere else. Knowing our luck he'd end up accidentally working for a Rogue or something." Her smile lost the exasperation as she looked at him, the fondness only warmed. "If you're okay with it, I'd like him to work there. I feel better knowing you'll be keeping an eye out for him."

A few weeks later when Danny came storming triumphantly into the back office where Jason had been swearing his way through receipts it it was with his official paperwork in hand ready and excited for thr job that was still open for him.

He heard about how excited the kid was later that night, curled up against the Gotham chill on what had quickly become his favorite rooftop.

He would have done it anyway, Danny was a good kid. Bright and good hearted with a blind determination to help his loved ones that could easily get him in trouble in a place like Gotham. Jason made a point of looking after all the kids in the Alley and making sure they had someone watching their back.

He couldn't lie and say that the bright, sweet smile and the warm arms that wrapped around him in a hug didn't hurt though.

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Batman in a justice league meeting.

Adorable, black haired toddler toddles in with a crooked mask on 

Ellie: Ganpa!

Batman immediately stands up and rushes over to the toddler, who had somehow snuck into the watch tower: what are you doing here little ghost?

The entire justice league slack-jawed, because that was Batman, the big scary Batman, talking in a baby voice and smiling to the little baby in his arms

Ellie: uncle win fell asweep at the big coomputer and uncle win is no fun asweep and and I saw Ganpa go in to the light tube and Ganpa is the bestest so so I got my mask because Ganpa had Ganpas mask and got In to the light tube too!

Batman: I see. You are a very smart girl for remembering your mask.

Ellie giggles, with a beaming  smile

Batman:  You’re mommy and daddy are going to be gone for another 5 hours… do you want to spend the day with grandpa? 

Ellie: Yes! Ganpa is the coolest!

The rest of the justice league meeting is spent with a toddler in Batman’s lap, and no one says anything. The entire justice league silently agrees that happy Batman is somehow 10 times scarier than normal Batman.

( you cannot tell me that Bruce does not find joy in messing with the justice league at every opportunity for all of the junk they make him put up with and bonus points he gets to spend the day with his granddaughter, earning Grampa points. That man lives in a family of gremlins. He’s one of them. He is just better at hiding it.)

Hell yeah.

I love it 😍❤️

Superman and Wonder Woman would be there after the meeting.

Wonder Woman: Grampa?

Superman: When did this happen?

Batman:... Hood started dating a single Mom. This is their child. Her Mother and Uncle live with Jason now.

Ellie: Yup! Mummy and Papa and Uncle ghost! Papa is great! Better than afore!

Wonder Woman: I see. And are you going to be a warrior when you grow up as well?

Ellie:... Maybe? Mummy and Uncle ghost can fight good! And they reached me too! And Papa and the other Uncles and Aunties! And I can fly n stuff!

Superman: You can fly? But you are so little! Who taught you?

Ellie: Uncle ghost! He can fly too! And lots of other things!

Batman: Yup. Your Uncle ghost is very strong. And works very hard.

Wonder Woman: Will he be joining us?

Batman: Unlikely. He is 16 and they refuse financial help. Hood is allowed. But he enjoys his job. He graduated two years early so he could get a job and help his older sister. He looks after the little ghost in the mornings.

Ellie: Yup! So Mommy and Papa can have a rest! And then when they is awake! Uncle goes to work! On the cars and machines!

Superman: He sounds like a very good uncle! And loves you and you Mommy lots!

Ellie: Yup! He likes to help! And he is saving too! So when we had better house and stuff! He can go to college later!

Batman: Stubborn as he is he won't accept help to go. He is determined to do it himself. Says he won't until Hood married his sister.

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if the justice league knows before the outlaws, jason will hear about it

Ooh idea:

Within a week of Jason & Jazz first meeting and have heart eyes, Jason kinda tries to casually mention it, and thr Outlaws *immediately* smell blood in the water.

They are in Gotham so fast it breaks the sound barrier. They keep "casually" running into Jazz in their civilian identities (well, less so Bizarro) to feel her out because they love Jason and are over protective a bit and want to make sure that this Jazz woman is on the up & up.

When Jason & Jazz finally get together (and the Outlaws are *devastated* that their 60 part match making plan now has to be scrapped because apparently all it took was Damian straight up asking Jazz about her feelings, where's the fun in that??? Where's the drama, the panache??) They show up within 24hrs for proper introductions.

Roy & Jazz setup play dates for Ellie & Lian (with Bizarro also enjoying the rea parties and unhinged storylines the girls come up with for their dolls). Jazz hangs out with Kori and Artemis and enjoys getting to have some time hanging out away from the kids.

Roy fuels Danny's feral invention ideas, suggesting the most wild & terrifying items and Jason knows he should be the responsible one here but also some of those weapons they're talking about sound pretty neat...

Dick loses his mind that he is bumped to 3rd favorite uncle as Uncle Biz quickly becomes Ellie's second favorite 😂

YESII!!! let's give Bizarro more love!

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