jl invites their new member captain marvel to a black tie event and says he can have a plus one so of course billy needs to bring mr tawky tawny

cue an entrance that involves a lot of panic and screaming

who let a tiger in here?!!

@megamindsupremacy exactly

wait… do they have food limitations for felines?

someone takes away his access to alcohol in a very thoughtful but irritating doubt?

Divine chat: *Unanimously agrees for Shazam to sleep with the dragon.*

Shazam, raising his hand: Can I sleep with the dragon?

The Justice League: *Side eye*

Vlad, the game master:...Roll.

Danny, the dragon in question: What are the chances of th-

Shazam: *Rolls a Nat 20.*

Danny:-at.

Danny:

Vlad:

Shazam: So how comfortable is it to sleep on gold?

Danny: Well, from a certain position yea, but I do have a bed-

Shazam: Sweet!

Vlad, speaking to the rest of the Justice League after Danny and Shazam left to go to sleep: You have temporarily lost a member of your party, but you have gotten past the great dragon. Now to continue on your adventure.

wonder woman knows it's her father's fault and has a furious desire to strangle him now. Especially if they know about Billy, she wouldn't be the only one. Fortunately the dragon sounds like a young teenager, so it should be good, but honestly!

Meanwhile, recent members of the Justice League wonder if all the JLD have a thing for mons-, non-humans, between… THAT and the whispers about Constantine

At long last Gotham and Metropolis finally have something new to beef about. Who's better? Metropolis' resident mad scientist, Daniel Fenton? Or Gotham's up and coming psychologist star, Jasmine Fenton.

Bonus points if despite the obvious relation, no one puts two and two together

Central City comes to the ring with disaster zone reporter Danielle 'Dani' Fenton

Ooh, and Dan goes to Fawcett because I can't imagine a place with vibes more opposite to his.

The locals think it's a clear case of the Cap reforming some ghost supervillain from another realm, but actually Dan instantly clocked him as a child vigilante and adopted Billy as the newest Fenton.

Billy suddenly has some Very Doting mad scientist grandparents, who actually fit Fawcett's vibes a little TOO well.

that or he has Vlad as an overly enthusiastic grandfather who doesn't hide badly his (former?) habit of being a super villain

where he has the vlad AND the fenton

Submitted Prompts #138

Billy Batson and Ellie become best friends. However, due to insufficient ectoplasm in the area, Ellie is unable to stabilize herself and is too late to go flying back to Danny like she usually does.

Hermes speaks in Billy's mind, to give Ellie his blessing. The magic from Hermes will help her keep stabilized for the rest of her life.

But. This blessing can only be applied to those who are deemed champions by the gods, separate from the champion that he is as Shazam/Captain Marvel. If she accepts this, Hermes will also be present in her mind. And, she will have to do Hermes' bidding when the time calls for it.

Ellie, who heard the explanation, accepts it. She'll deal with the consequences later.

This is a match made by Chaos itself.

Hermes is also the god of Vagabonds, Thieves, Tricksters, Luck, Trade, and Language.

This crazy bastard is the God of Gremlins and Causing Problems on Purpose because it’s funny or out of SPITE.

Elle is already Danny’s kid/sister/cousin/clone genetic relative. Letting her be Hermes chosen Champion??? This suggestion from Hermes was NOT just one of the gods being helpful this was premeditated and Hermes shooting his shot to claim the best candidate for Champion he’s ever seen.

Vlad is FUQ’D bc u know he’s guiding her to get her revenge in the pettiest way possible. Everyone is getting pranked, Elle is having the time of her life with her new deity buddy!!! They talk all the time!! She’s on step two of ten for convincing Danny that Hermes is totally a guy he should connect and be a follower/champion/ally with.

He’s just happy Elle is stable and seems so much happier and healthier. Sure he’ll pencil in some time to try and get to know the dude who saved his closinsisterkidgremlin.

Only thing that stops Hermes plan.

Hades gives him a disappointed uncle look as he already claimed Danny.

Ok but hear me out.

Hades and Persephone both claiming Danny because he's the epitome of balance.

Life and death in one being.

He is both of them.

Billy: Hold on a second

Hermies in Dani's head: *AOL voice* You got mail

Dani, the first time this happened: The Fuck??

Shazam: I have divine advisors? it's not new…

Little ficlet based on, like, one single scene that inspired me from this amazing post by @charlietheepicwriter7! Literally couldn't get this idea out of my head!!

Batman stared at the uniform in his hands.

The uniform consisting of red, green, gold and black colors.

The Robin uniform.

Near him, the glint of a birdarang catches his eye, the green of Damian's domino mask next to it. And the R of the Robin badge alongside the rest of his utility belt and such.

The other members of the Justice League were talking, he can faintly hear their voices echoing in his ears but can't make out any words being spoken.

The only thing he can hear were the words his son said to him when he called to inform the Justice League of any updates on his mission. It was supposed to be easy, Damian would slowly worm his way into this group of villainous teens and the Justice League would have their way in and disband it and have all their 'members' be placed away to what was their rightful punishments.

Starting with that Phantom character who has been avoiding their radars.

Damian had certainly learned at a young age the art of deception from Talia. Her ways of being an assassin slash spy to get what information she could need being passed along to their son.

Talia disowning Damian didn't change that. He was an Al Ghul, no matter what.

He was their ticket in, using the name Al Ghul instead of Wayne as he was accepted into the Phantom's gang.

But maybe... maybe Bruce miscalculated how much acceptance he was going to get by joining said gang.

"I quit." Damian's voice rang clear and loud.

There wasn't a moment to comprehend what Bruce could even say to that before Damian kept going.

"I quit this mission. I quit being Robin and I... I no longer wish to return to Gotham with you, Batman." Not even a 'Father' at the end of his sentence, just Batman.

Because that's what he always was to Damian, not 'Father' or even anything else. Just Batman.

There was some exclaims from the Justice League, Batman recalls some calling Damian a traitor and he wanted to defend his son, tell Damian to come back, anything.

But he was struck frozen in his seat.

Damian was wearing a simple black domino mask, along with a black outfit. Nothing like the outfit of someone in the League of Assassins, just something that was solely him, that he chose to wear.

The call ended at some point, whether from Damian or someone else.

Damian wasn't returning from this mission, he was staying with Phantom.

He was... accepted, it seems. In a way he never was with Bruce, and certainly not with Talia or Ra's.

Dick wasn't going to be happy about this.

As Tucker cut off the call, Damian stepped away from the screen. He… He had hoped that his… that Batman would have some sort of response to his resignation. But the man just stared frozen at him.

He didn’t see Grayson there so maybe he had a response. But he’ll never see the man’s reaction. It was then that Danny walked into his line of vision. “You doing okay Damian?” He brushed away his thought for now. “I’ll be alright.” Danny smiled. “well dinner is still being prepared but everyone banned from cooking is playing some card games.” Danny offered up his hand in invitation to hold.

It’s something he loved about the TVA. Nearly everything was his choice. How long he stayed, if he wanted a private or joined bedroom, physical touch, sparing rules, joining missions or normalish activities. Sessions with Jazz were really the only mandatory part of the group and no one was excluded, even the founders. But you could talk about what ever you wanted.

His most recent choice was how he wanted to celebrate his permanent joining the group. Lots of kids liked to throw a party. Piñatas were popular, usually an ex-mentor or their nemesis. Dancing with a horrendous amount of junk food was often included. Game nights were common too, they were grander then the recurring game nights

Damian though wanted a sit down dinner with a movie afterwards.

Damian took Danny’s offered hand and followed him out to the big decorated living room. Cards were fun, at first they played Blackjack. But quickly they switched to uno because people didn’t want to bet anymore. Damian quite happily took his earnings, he even got a gadget someone had bet.

The Dinner had a focus on vegetarian and vegan dishes. Dinner was a blast and Damian was sat at the head of the table as it was his celebration. He definitely wouldn’t mind having more dinners like this: tension free full of chatter and laughter.

By the time everyone was ready for the movie they were all a bit tired. Damian had pondered over what movie he’d chose. In the end he chose Castle in the Sky. So settled in a large bean bag with Danny, he watched the start of the move.

An odd feeling of peace settles over him.

They all pull back sort of awkwardly. Danny reaches a hand out to help him up while rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.

Danny: Sorry dude. We thought you were here to hurt him.

Nightwing: Ok. So. Can I speak to him alone please?

Danny: ...... If Damian is ok with that yes.

Damian:... I would like for Phantom to be there. At first at least.

Nightwing: Ok. Ok. That's fine.

Dick is hopeful and hurt. Because baby bat asked Dr him not o be hurt! But it seems like he does fully trust him right now. Which, ow. First thing he does once the three are in a separate room is grab him in a hug.

Nightwing: I am so sorry. I didn't know he was sending you away! I can't believe him!

Danny: Yeah. Maybe tell him not to send kids on under cover operations in future. We will not take it well. I can't believe Batman is just as bad as half the bloody villains with his side kicks.

Damian: Yes well. Apparently trusting the son he had with an assassin is impossible for him.

Nightwing:..... Great. Just great. First he gets little wing killed. And gets pissy when he comes back angry. Then Red loses a spleen. And now he's run you off. If I still over with him I'd be hunting him for sport.

Danny: You swear you won't try to guilt trip Damian back? Cause I don't want to have to hurt to t protect him. But I will. He's my little brother now.

Nightwing: Hah! Good. I'm glad he has that! No. If Damian is happy. Just.... It's cool if I visit right?

Damian: Perhaps not as a hero? Or wel, not acting as one. No bugs. No trackers.

Nightwing: I can agree to that. Phantom, thanks for helping the other teens. I'm glad that have you.

Danny: Yeah well. I wasn't actually a villain. Until I had no choice. So I figured there were others like me. Might as well help em out.

Damian: Phantom was the hero of Amity Park. But being non human? They decided he wasn't.

Nightwing:... None of the League even spoke to you did they? I'm punching all of them.

Danny: I mean. You could always join the darkside! We have cookies. And cuddle piles.

Cookies and cuddle piles? And Damien, of course. That might actually tempt Dick away!

Nightwing like.... That's.... Do I have to be a villain? Like do I have to hurt people?

Danny:.... When was the last time anyone here harmed a civilian?

Nightwing: ..... I take it the building you blew up wasn't in fact a government operation?

Damian: It was. One that focuses on the capturing and experimentation on sapient beings.

Danny: So, government sponsored monsters. You know how it is!

Nightwing: I need all the information you have on this branch. So I can subtly lead the League to their unethical practises.

Danny: Dude. He's literally working with them. The GIW? The ones who called me a villain? Yeah them.

Nightwing:.... Hm.

Damian: Ah. I have been warned about that face. Nightwing. Remember to consider if you will regret the consequences.

Nightwing: Nope. Guess I'm going darkside! Should be fun!

Sam:.... Holy shit. Have we managed to nab three of Batman's kids?! He's gonna hate us so much!

Jazz: Then he shouldn't have supported genocide!

My favorite thing about that and the original thread is it’s peak actions have consequences

Ones that not even the league can undo

Basically the league fucked around and now they’re finding out and I love it!!

Nightwing stormed into the meeting room on the watchtower, radiating anger so strongly everyone leaned away from him. Batman clearly expected the punch that was thrown at him. He rolled with the blow to lessen the damage that would be caused, but allowed it to land.

Nightwing: So we support experimentation on sapient beings now do we? We support hurting teens? We support fucking genocide? Since when?!?! I quit, effective immediately. You won't see me again unless Baby bat wants to be escorted to visit you!

Superman: Genocide? What genocide?

Nightwing: Oh let me guess. Doesn't count cause they're ghosts right. That makes it ok to kidnap and torture them?

Wonder Woman: Nightwing. Please. We don't know what you are talking about?

Nightwing: The GIW. They aren't doing catch and release. They aren't arresting them. They are kidnapping them. And hurting them. They made laws so it's legal. You didn't do the research. And people are getting hurt, badly. Like I said. I quit.

No one tried to stop him as he left. They knew how he could be when angry. He would just get worse. And keeping a bat locked up? Not easy. Batman let his face fall into his hands and sighed deeply.

Batman: Three of my boys now. Three. We have to fix the law and the GIW at least. Likely won't get the TVA to break up. But it might help soften them.

Superman:.... I can't believe we missed that. What the hell.

Flash:.... We really should have dragged someone from JLD along. Fuck.

when it's The Flash which must remind us of the existence of the magician/JLD, you know there was a big problem somewhere.

When does the JLD learn of the existence of the laws and the GiW? he asks the league for at least one of their detectors.

AND

surprise surprise~ almost all their members react to this, but not only that, some members of the JL too

Constantine, positive: well, I guess anything that sounds positive is banned from the United States for a while. Well I guess some will crash with me and billy has the house of mysteries time to turn around

Shazam post revelation, positive because champion of Magic, with a capital M, which also counts the magic of death: How am I going to be able to justify this at school?!?

Superman who had been super dead, positive but in denial: let's calm down, it must just be a problem with the detector maybe-

Constantine: I'll stop you there, superdude. You do what you want. But I won't take the risk of having less rights than a white mouse. Good luck protecting uncle sam from supernatural stuff mister big blue. I'm out

Short DPXDC Prompts #992

Billy has a bit of trouble figuring out the new addition to the Vásquez home. Danny Fenton is a really nice guy and all, but he’s just a really closed off dude. He’s hiding something.

His new brother is strange, nothing remarkable, but lots of little things added

He is very very modest, only changes in a locked room. And even managed to get excused from the swimming pool

He doesn't like to be touched, even less directly skin to skin, and he's always cold, nothing out of the ordinary, but it's always the case, even in the middle of summer or after sports class.

He jumps strongly at the slightest static shock

He always criticizes the Justice League as a "virtuous group", but defends individually hero as an imperfect individual. He is particularly vocal about the injustice that Martian Manhunter had to change his traditional Martian appearance for a more human one or about the United States' attempts to control the league.

And then when the other child says "that it's great to live in a world of superheroes", he's more of the type "that it's sad to live in a world that needs superheroes ..."

all that and… Danny tends to look at him sadly when Danny thinks he's not paying attention, especially when he comes back late because of his hero obligations

Danny thought he was smart by having a summoning circle that wasn't a circle

DPxDC Presumed Aliens Prompt

Imagine if the the Phamily fall through a portal to another world. Honestly nothing new there, and at least they're in the specter speeder. The specter speeder that has maybe crashed, but it wasn't their fault they swear! Not their fault if it got attacked, right? And maybe they're somehow kids now, but they can blame that on Clockwork right? Right. Definitely his fault. They weren't messing around with things in his Haunt and definitely didn't mess with things they shouldn't have. But really it wasn't their fault. Really. So maybe they're stuck in another world, stuck as kids, and someone has managed to open the half crushed speeder, but that would normally be fine. Honestly wouldn't be surprising with how their lives are. The thing is, they're all... akin to lil baby ghosts in shape, and their world's human language evolved differently to this worlds. What do you mean the heroes in this world think they're baby aliens???

So I’m sure people have ideas of their own on who finds them but I want to throw my hat in the ring.

Captain Marvel/SHAZAM finds them! Here’s my reasons

Aaaaaand if they eventually get aged back up to being older teens/young adults, the Pham can return the favor and care for Billy

They even have a magical transformation like he does! They can all shift into a humanoid shape at will! Look how cute they are! Yes! His now! Totally not going to be almost impossible. Nope.

tucker: if they find me a PDA, I can give us all fake new identities, would you like a new one too Billy?

Short DPXDC Prompts #920

Billy Batson did not expect to be spotted turning into Shazam by a gloomy goth girl who was hanging out in the alleyway he dove into to magically change. Frightened of the possible repercussions, Shazam simply fled. No time to cover up his tracks, the situation he needed to attend to was urgent. After the fight Billy went to a diner to celebrate his victory in defeating Mister Mind once again. He felt like an ostrich sticking his neck in the dirt, avoiding the very important task of tracking down that goth girl who spotted him in the alley. Lucky for him he didn’t even need to find her, as he looked up from his burger and fries he spotted her walking towards his booth. “Hi, I’m Sam. We need to talk”

sam, sees a boy with dark hair light eyes in a struggling position changing into his secret alter ego: Well I can’t not Big Sibling him

sam: huh? a second nickel? so fast?

DPxDC Prompt

If you asked anyone who knew of the Infinite Realms, they would tell you "Any trouble caused by a Realms being is solved by a Realms being, if you interfere with the Realms balance you better be prepared for every God, Old and New to turn on you" Unfortunately for the Justice League, they didn't ask anyone who knew about the Realms when the United States government came to them about a rogue spirit that has been causing destruction across the mid western states. With the anti-ghost tech given to them by the government and the Fenton's, they took down the threat promptly, containing the spirit within a device they now keep on the Watchtower. (due to not trusting the government with it) It wasn't long after that the more super powered heroes started noticing their powers weakening. Superman could no longer feel the sun as strongly, Wonder Women could feel her godly power distancing itself from her, the Flash was slowing down. They couldn't figure out what was causing it, but the longer it went on they began to notice a change in those without powers as well. Batman didn't blend into the shadows as seamlessly anymore, Arrow's aim wasn't as accurate. They had taken the Crown Prince of the Infinite Realms hostage and in doing so have fallen out of the Gods favors. The longer they keep the Prince captive, the more the weakness and back luck becomes dangerous for them. The Gods have never been very patient

I wonder what happens to Billy:

Are Shazam just disappearing overnight from their point of view?

Is he physically no longer able to approach another superhero who was involved?

Does Billy destransform when one of the heroes involved asks for help?

Are the gods told him why this happens?

Does it transmit the information?

And if he says it, is it the whole JL or just the JLD?

He stuck on the rock as Billy.

Poor Billy, he must be so hungry :( The "gods" had warned her to buy food reserves before asking her to go to the rock of eternity but still… whatever… how did the wise man in his quest to find the next chosen one ? there is one of the thousand doors that leads into the interior of a restaurant or something?

DPxDC Prompt

If you asked anyone who knew of the Infinite Realms, they would tell you "Any trouble caused by a Realms being is solved by a Realms being, if you interfere with the Realms balance you better be prepared for every God, Old and New to turn on you" Unfortunately for the Justice League, they didn't ask anyone who knew about the Realms when the United States government came to them about a rogue spirit that has been causing destruction across the mid western states. With the anti-ghost tech given to them by the government and the Fenton's, they took down the threat promptly, containing the spirit within a device they now keep on the Watchtower. (due to not trusting the government with it) It wasn't long after that the more super powered heroes started noticing their powers weakening. Superman could no longer feel the sun as strongly, Wonder Women could feel her godly power distancing itself from her, the Flash was slowing down. They couldn't figure out what was causing it, but the longer it went on they began to notice a change in those without powers as well. Batman didn't blend into the shadows as seamlessly anymore, Arrow's aim wasn't as accurate. They had taken the Crown Prince of the Infinite Realms hostage and in doing so have fallen out of the Gods favors. The longer they keep the Prince captive, the more the weakness and back luck becomes dangerous for them. The Gods have never been very patient

I wonder what happens to Billy:

Are Shazam just disappearing overnight from their point of view?

Is he physically no longer able to approach another superhero who was involved?

Does Billy destransform when one of the heroes involved asks for help?

Are the gods told him why this happens?

Does it transmit the information?

And if he says it, is it the whole JL or just the JLD?

New City, New Name, Who the Fuck is This?

When Danny had been forced to ditch his dimension, life, name, and home, he'd set his sights on a place so far removed from what he was used to, and a name he was so far removed from, that he would never be reminded of what he left behind.

With Clockwork's help, he constructed a fake Identity, got himself a decent three bedroom apartment, and settled into Gotham. Sure it was a shit hole, a terrible place full of terrible people, but it was so infested with crime that fulfilling his obsession could be easily achieved without ever going ghost.

So he settled in, laid back, and used his first few months to enjoy his new life and adjust. With his coffers as High King, he doesn't have to work, he just fashioned himself an ID as a trust fund baby and moved forward.

Then he gets a knock on his door.

It's Child Protective Services.

They're looking for Eddie Daniel Drake, his new identity. Apparently, his nephews last living parent died and Eddie was listed as the next in line to get the kid.

Problem

This is a fake Identity.

He doesn't have a brother who recently died, and he certainly doesn't have a nephew.

Which means that someone falsified documents, and the're trying to get to the kid.

So.

Shit.

Danny has a kid now.

And given how weirdly attached Bruce Wayne is, and how connected that guy is, he's kinda starting to think that maybe Mr. Wayne has something to do with the falsified documents.

The thing is, the kid is tiny, even in photographs.

Danny's human instincts are blaring, let alone his ghostly ones, which are already booming klaxlons of findprotectdefend and he agrees to meet the kid before he's even fully aware of exactly what it means for him to be doing this.

Whoever's after him is good, to have things set up so well, so quickly after the kid's, Tim's, parents deaths. It probably couldn't compare to the work done by the collective administration of the Infinite Realms and the God of Time for his documents, but the fact that it came pretty damn close was...worrying.

In any case, it's fine. It should be fine. He's already kind of a dad right? And he's surely faced worse than a ten year old orphan.

Sure Danielle ended up more of a sister than a daughter, but again, this kid was already a couple years grown! Had a chronologically experienced life and everything!

How hard could it be?

Tim is very confused. He... Was pretty sure those details were meant to be fake? But he accidentally forged documents to this random stranger.

a random stranger who immediately agreed to take him in. Clearly knowing this was fake. Just because he was a kid who needed help. Which is... A bit mind boggling really.

sojfchjfksjxhd accidental identity unfraud 🤣 Please Tim would try to flee as quickly as possible, realize that fleeing leaves him vulnerable to Being Cared About by Bruce, and then run back the way he came so that at least Batman doesn't have to be emotionally involved sjhxhxjsjdbbdh. I'm dying.

Danny just parenting this random teen he got given by accident. He is gonna be the best guardian can! He goes to parenting classes! Online forums. Whatever he can. He will do better than his parents did. And if I'm the way he applied to be a foster? He just likes kids ok.

After a few months, it’s obvious that Tim is thriving in this new environment. His eye bags have almost completely disappeared, he started to actually gain some decent weight, and he’s never bored! Not even for a second!

Sure, his new uncle was suspicious as all hell. Tim had “borrowed” the Batcomputer more than once trying to track down his real name. (His uncle had even said his real name wasn’t Eddie!) But despite his efforts, “Uncle Eddie” was technically in the system, and therefore untraceable. He had all the right paperwork you’d need to live, and nothing more than that.

notes from @zetrashguardian

#danny just stepping up and being a good dad#giving tim the love he deserves#i like to imagine that Danny is willing#and has#threatened batman over tims safety

lmfao can you imagine; Bruce tries to do another mind fuckey test on Tim, only for Danny to show up in the Batcave, eyes glowing, and say in the creepiest, glitchiest voice possible

"If you ever try to do something like this again; I will go to the afterlife and find Jason's soul to drag out of it, just so you can hear him tell you how much like his biological father you are becoming."

Bruce makes normal tests after that.

😭 Danny goes to find Jason anyways -for some reason- only to not find him in the realms and realize that something funky is going on. Eventually, maybe before LoA finds Jason wandering around lost in all the ways and just ¡yoink! Second son that needs even more help!

What if, two for one trip Son deal, Danny yoinks Damian as well as Jason?

Let me be clear, Danny has no clue this stabbly 8 year old is Bruce's kid, he just thinks a creepy ninja death cult is No Place for a Child!

Also the kid is giving off some of the same weird ectoplasm vibes that Jason has that he absolutly need to help with, so its also for his own good! If only he'd stop loosing all of his good knives in Danny...

Dami stops being quite so Stabby once Cujo decides to make an appearence.

Danny putting his shiny new foster licence to good use!!! Obviously once the two are stable he will ask if they want Bruce. He's not a kidnapper! But he needed to make sure they were healthy before dropping them off! Bruce won't trust him with this. Paranoid ass that he is. So healing first, then giving back. If they want to.

Damian had been loudly complaining about being the 'blood son' of Batman. Danny knows. But nope. Not till you are a)healthy. And b) less stabby. I can survive that. Others can't. And your Father hates murder. So stop it!

Jason is... Confused. Like... This guy took him from the LoA. And then cured th pit rage? How? Why? Ohh. To Fuck with B? Ok. He can live with that? Oh, where is the Joker? No one knows? Uh huh. You sure about that?

Danny: I'm sure they will find him eventually! Batman does seem good at that.

Jason: Uh huh. Sure. So, I miss anything else?

Danny: Well! Tim blackmailed ,at man into taking him on as Robin. So there's that.

Jason: He what now?

Danny: Tim should really tell you about it. But yes. He blackmailed Batman. Also, I may have scared him shitless when he tried to Fuck with Tim one time too many.

Jason: ... do I have to go back to him?

Danny: Not if you don't want to? You are nearly 18. And I'm happy to help you set up a new identity. But, you might want to tell Alfred.

Jason: Yeah. Thanks. Hm...

Tim: Uncle Eddie is awesome at fake identities! I still can't find his real one!

Danny: Eh. Enrichment for you! amusement for me!

Jason: How did you get that past B?

Danny: Oh he knows. He just can't do Jack about it!

Jason: .... Teach me your ways!

Danny's going to need a bigger apartment. It was fine when it was him and Tim. Cozy, but fine. Much smaller than what tim was used to, but much better than an empty manor. Now that there's two other boys and a dog in addition to Tim and his very weird 'uncle', "cozy" has become "cramped."

Tim doesbt *say* anything...not directly. But he does keep leaving ads for small houses and bigger apartments in Gotham around the place. All of which have a minimum of 3 bedrooms and 1.5 bathrooms. Some have penciled in notes about the area.

Jason brings up crime alley "if its a matter of money being tight." Danny would prefer not, but can sense how important the alley is to Jason (how far into the brainwashing did they get with Jason? Does he want to do a red hood thing? Does he want to do it anyway but for a different reason? Does he become a crime lord vigilante or does he go back to school? Actually ... Danny makes him go back to school. He gets him set up with a new identity as some other relative and gets him into a school with a good language arts and theater program. Maybe danny helps him set up some charity programs in the alley? Tutoring to start and it grows from there?)

Damian demands better accommodations to suite his status as the blood son of batman and heir to his empire....(They're working on it. He's at least sharing a room without attempting murder in the night now.....so... progress!! We love and celebrate baby steps in this household)

Danny does end up dragging the boys around to look for bigger places. He has the cash, and nothing better to spend it on after all. May as well get a decent sized house. With a garden. And privacy.

Danny got them out before they could get too far with the brainwashing for Jason. But he does still have the idea of crime lord/vigilante. Because of you control crime that way, you can cut out a lot of the real nasty stuff.

Jason doesn't even fight going back to school.. He loves it. Really excited to get back into studying. Danny is more than happy to help! And Danny sits with him going over charity plans for the Alley. What would work best. Who do we involve. Jason loves it.

Damian has slowly learned that the world is very different to the one his Mother and Grandfather described. Danny is having to do a lot of talks with him to explain things. Tim is also happy to help. He introduced him to cultural things that would help him blend in. After all. A good assassin can blend in right?

Tim was very pleased that Uncle Eddie finally got the hint! He was just glad the assassin child had shared Eddie's room not his. He definitely wanted the new house to have a workshop for them to tinker in.

I kinda want Danny's ghostly instincts to register that he's basically assembling a Fraid, possibly with the intent (conscious or not) of adding more children considering his foster license, and the appartment starts to settle into being his Haunt (preferably during a particularly domestic moment, like convincing the boys to watch movies with him on the little couch and them finally reaching that point of feeling safe and secure enough that all 3 fall asleep on Danny for the first time).

Or maybe it happens the first night they spend at their new place? Either way, as his Haunt the place they live is flexible enough to meet his Fraid's needs, even if that means internally expanding to provide more room in a way that doesn't quite match the exterior size and layout.

Maybe the change happens slowly and when needed. Keep bumping into eachother while trying to maneuver around the kitchen? Oh look at that, extra counter space!

Danny probably doesn't even truely notice until things start to click into space.

Oh, that would be glorious. His ghost powers taking over. And deciding that as he is clearly nesting he needs to ensure the haunt will always be large enough. So the kids get to live in an expanded by ghost magic house, that can shift and change as it needs to.

Tim would go WILD with theories on this. And Danny would be so embarrassed. Ghost powers, why betray me this way! Ghost instincts are gleeful! All the babies!!!!

After the kids figure out “Eddie’s” powers are the source of their house changing and are the results of his subconscious desires, they start using the changes in the house as a barometer of “Eddie’s” real desires.

Ex. Boys find a new bedroom -“is there something you want to tell us Uncle Eddie?”

It gets worse when they find a door that opens into a Lazarus/hell dimension.

Tim: Why is there a portal to hell in the house!

Danny: Oh. There isn't? It's to the Infinite Realms? Your aunts wanted to meet you.

Tim: You have sisters? Wait! No! Infinite Realms?

Danny: Yeah. The dimension that connects the mortal and immortal realms? You could probably find hell in there. But it isn't hell itself.

Tim: I want to know everything. But also sisters? Aunts!

Danny: Yeah. They are visiting soon. They will love you!

Jason: Why are there more bedrooms?

Danny: I might... Possibly be feeling broody? So the house decided I needed more room in case I uh. Adopted more kids?

Jason: Holy shit. Wait... You can't get pregnant right?

Danny: Um... Not without help no.

Jason: I am not touching that statement. Nope.

Damian: These sisters? Are they like you?

Danny: Well. Ellie is technically my clone? So we are very similar. Jazz is not all that similar. But still great!

Jason: So. There's two of you. Holy Fuck I wanna set you both on B to watch the fireworks!

So instead of Danny and Dani there is Eddie and Ellie? That's going to be very confusing for Bats! He duplicated? No one told him there were more Drakes!

Jason: your names are "Eddie" and "Ellie"?

Danny: yeah the first time around she took my name, so this time im taking hers

Jason: it would be nice if more than 50% of the conversations i have with you could make sense

Danny: she's worse. Just a heads up.

Danny: So long as she doesn't bring her husband along it should be fine!

Tim: I'm almost afraid to ask. Who's her husband?

Danny: Klarion.

Jason: Your clone sister married Klarion? Really?

Danny: Like I said. She's more chaotic than I could ever hope to be!

Tim: Is that why he hasn't been around for a while?

Dannu: Oh yes. She took him on a multiversal your finger favourite spots.

Tim: Wait! That's why I can't find your ID! You aren't native to this dimension! You bastard!

Danny: Well. Now you know?

Damian: You can simply decide to move dimension? How powerful are you?

Jason: Given the fact the house is now magic? I'm guessing very. Anyway! New ID for me! I'm done with B. But I want to 'bump' into Dick if I can. And tell Alfie.

Danny: Sure thing! I can help you get set up! Come with me and I'll show you all how to do it!

Damian: Even myself?

Danny: Yup. Your bio Dad is Batman. You'd learn eventually anyway!

Tim: Can you help me make a good one go Superboy? He's a clone too. And Supes hates him right now.

Danny: Hmm. Does he need housing too? He can stay here with us if you want? And sure! I'll run you through the method. And then you can try!

Lol Danny: yeah I have a subconscious desire for more kids.

Tim: ... I know a kid that needs an Id and maybe a home-

Danny: Done! Where do I find them!

Tim: That was easy? No paranoia?

Danny: I took you in k owing we had no connection, just that you needed a home. Yup that easy!

Conner: -being bounced around from Kent house to Kent house- :( (Ma and Pa and Lois all are trying to convince Clark to take responsibility of his son but Clark’s like ‘no go back to the farm’) 

Conner: -falls through a portal into ‘eddies’ magic house sees Tim- hi Tim? 

Tim: you live here now with me my brothers and my ‘uncle’ 

‘Eddie‘: your room is down the hall on the left hand side 2nd door from the end 

Conner: :) 

Dick’s not going to be left out. He turns up one day, ‘I’m just popping by to visit Tim,’ expecting pushback but no, before he knows it he has a room down the hall too. And is that Jason?

Dick is pretty sure now that this house is either some sort of fucked-up fey ‘everything you wished for but at what cost’ deal or sucking them into the land of the dead. Either way, he’s panicking. Is Tim already dead? Is poor Uncle Eddie another victim?

The child-Bruce doesn’t seem to fit into either potential scenario though. Who of them ever wanted a child Bruce? Or had Bruce had a child who’d died?

This confuses him out of his panic enough for them to explain. At least a little.

Danny comes down to see a new kid eating breakfast and chatting with Tim.

House:*new room pops up*

…It’s Billy Batson.

Meanwhile, Dick is poking around in the house and sees the dimensional portal. He’s found the catch, he thinks. But then a ghost elephant pops out of it, impossibly fitting in the room even though she’s much too large, and curls her trunk round him just like she did when he was a kid…

…and his room here has a patchwork bedspread on the bed just like the one he had in the caravan…

…and Tim is happier and healthier than he’s ever been and is begging him to stay…

…and Jason is here…

…and even that weird child-Bruce is growing on him…

…Screw it. He’s taking that fae deal, whatever it is. He lives here now.

And… nothing changes?

He can come and go as he wishes. Nothing seems to be disappearing from his life; misfortune does not dog his steps. Uncle Eddie is a kind listening ear and great with puns and even stands up to Bruce for him.

He has Raven check him over for curses. All is well, apparently.

Raven lives here now.

He asks Cass for a body-language read on Eddie. He’s good, apparently. Hiding plenty, but wants to help them.

Cass lives here now too.

The only worry he has is that portal.

Billy: Don’t worry about that. It’s just the door to Danny’s homeworld.

Tim, excited: DANNY?! Is that Eddie’s real name?

Dick: Your uncle? His name’s not Eddie? And you didn’t know his real name? I thought you could figure out anyone’s identity?

Tim: I’m more interested in finding out how Billy knows it.

Billy, came in from the Rock of Eternity via the portal and knows who the Ghost King is by magic: Oh, we go way back.

Dick: Wait, does that mean he’s not actually your uncle?

Tim: Well, no… I created fake IDs for a fake uncle so B wouldn’t have to adopt me, and then he just turned up.

Dick: …You manifested a magic uncle?!

Tim: …I guess?!

Danny: You can't blame Tim for it! I'd already moved here after leaving my home dimension. It just worked out that my new ID matched Tim's fake Uncle. And I wasn't going to leave kid in care when I could look after him!

Dick: Jesus Christ. Are you a saint or something?

Billy*hysterical laughter*

Danny: My clone sister married Klarion. My other sister? Is the new Dr at Arkham busting heads. I don't think saint' is a good word for me?

Billy wasn't sure if he would stay until then. he WANTS to be there at each revelation, their reactions are REALLY too precious :')

The US government when multiple of their servers has been hacked and they can't find a trace of who's doing it: What is going on!?

Tucker, literally in an internet cafe sipping on some milk with what little money he had on him: Haha, lol.

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Lex Luthor when he's told that multiple of his servers has been hacked and put into disorder with seemingly no purpose: Find whoever this is, immediately!

Eve Teschmacher: Sir, our best is unable to find whoever hacked into our servers, in fact, our attempts to stop, build up defenses or force them out, have only been met with more, chaotic files.

Lex Luthor, banging his fist on the table: What do I pay them for!? Find them immediately!

Tucker, literally in an internet cafe a few blocks away from the Lexcorp building: Get gud noobs!

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Oracle, when her servers has been hacked by an unknown: Raises eyebrow

Oracle, when said unknown begins to mess around in her servers and basically goads her into trying them: Oh it's on.

Oracle, when she conveniently hacks into said unknown's coordinates and finds it leading to an internet cafe, to which it then gets fizzled out by the unknown: Hm. I should tell someone.

Also Oracle: However.

Tucker, chugging down his milk and booting it from the internet cafe while disconnecting from Oracle's servers and sending multiple signals to hopefully take her off his trails: shit shit shit shitshitshitshitshitshit

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The Justice League, after noticing that Mount Justice is currently being hacked in the middle of a debriefing:

Batman and Robin fighting against the hacker, with the new addition of Oracle who just, appeared out of nowhere: Oh, I know this guy!

Batman, narrowing his eyes: Explain.

Oracle, refusing to explain but instead manages to snag the unknown's current whereabouts while simultaneously wiping said whereabouts before the unknown (Who is currently distracted by Robin and Batman) could notice, while also downloading said location to Batman's suit all at once: I think they can do that for you.

Batman, relents and flows away from the computer and walks away from the Young Justice team: Superman, with me. Red Tornado, continue the debriefing.

Tucker, currently in an internet cafe sipping on boba after acquiring some money, chewing and furiously tapping away at his PDA: ...I may have bitten off more than I can chew, here.

Tucker, looking up when someone sat down in relatively hidden (and by that he means square in the corner) booth and choking on his boba to see the Batman and Superman sitting across from his casually:

Batman, when the unknown he was looking for was literally a 14-year-old currently staring at the both of them in shock with a PDA held together by a mass amount of tape, determination and probable hope: Narrows eyes and stares at Superman.

Superman, currently ordering off of the menu: Raises hands with an innocent expression What? We're at a cafe, might as well?

Batman, staring at him for a solid few minutes, before also ordering something off of the menu:

Tucker, currently experiencing his life flashing before his eyes, but trying to play it off: Sips Boba.

(For your information by the way, Tucker got thrown to the DC universe and basically became a little shit by hacking into multiple places for literally no reason other than to have fun and fuck with people.)

So," Superman began, " what brings you to this neck off the woods."

Batman turned away from their young nuisance to glare at his companion.

"what?" The Kryptonian paused with his straw halfway to his mouth, "I doubt we'll get answers through a staring contest"

Hrmm

"I needed funds and that seemed to be the easiest way to get them,"

"Hacking the Justice League was the easiest way to get funds," Interrogated the Bat, "funds for what?"

"You know how it is," the young hacker chuckled nervously, "You stand too close while your buddy takes out the baddies and suddenly you're flung through the fabric of reality and need to pay rent in Metropolis."

Flung through reality, mused Superman, that's definitely something to look into.

Batman on the other hand, had latched onto a different part of the conversation.

"You fight alongside a superhero?" Rumbled tall dark and spooky.

"What?!" Apperently the accusation cane as a surprise, "No! I might have a Too Fine physique, but do I look like a brawler to you?"

"But you do know one?" Batman growled

"Yeah, Danny's been my best friend since kindergarten"

"he must still be a minor if you attended the same school," asked Superman, "why hasn't he requested help from the Justice League?"

"Well we don't have other heroes back home, Phantom is the only nonfiction superhero on the planet." Huffed the hacker.

Seeing the looks on his table mates' faces,the teen continued.

"In fact, the only place I've seen y’all is my dad's comic book collection."

"I needed something to do while waiting for my friends to come get me.  Hacking Luthor was to easy.  Besides, this dimension has actual adults that deal with the potential world-ending threats. How could I not be curious?"

"So much to unpack."

!!!!!! It is dc cannon that one of the flashes grew up reading comics about the original that the author thought were fictional bc he dreamed them but actually it was alternate dimension nonsense.

I LOVE the idea that the phantom universe has dc comics!

now to know if Danny Phantom is a cartoon in DC and what would be the hero who could have consumed this type of media and could recognize them.

…

It would be funny if it was Constantine who was fully aware of things and passed the DVDs of the series to Billy when he was visiting the house of mystery

Sam-centric idea, letS DO THIS!

Ok so Sam has died, but her soul doesn't go to the Infinite Realms, nor is a she a ghost of the Realms. But she does become a spirit, she laid dormant for [insert time length here] and only awakened because she was moved.

Where does she end up? Fawcett City, specifically in a park.

Her tree grew a lot more than it should have, rivaling literal buildings. But surprisingly no one tried to move, or just didn't want to put in the work too. Sam became a spirit, specifically a Nymph, even though she is in fact also the tree.

Then a small boy appeared under her tree, one who Sam could tell was practically saturated with magic. Realistically, she should have left him alone, not appear before someone who could theoretically place a target on her back.

But the boy literally slept under her tree, and he looked so similar to a friend of ages past that she just, appeared before him.

Now she ended up being the kid's caretaker, or something similar.

I can imagine Sam becoming a hollow tree so that Billy ends up sleeping sheltered from the weather, protected by his supernaturally welcoming shell.

Billy will later realize that the entrance to the tree only exists/is visible in his presence

DC X DP PROMT

Danny Fenton (aka danny phantom) knew that the moment he stepped into the watchtower's meeting room he was f**ked. Atleast that's what he thought.

He had been working with the justice league for a few months now but had never been properly introduced so when he walked into the room and lay eyes upon the 'eldest' man in the room he knew that he'd have to make a plan, and quickly.

Billy Batson (aka Shazam) knew that eventually the jig would be up amd he'd be exposed.

And he felt for certain that the eldrich God who had just walked through the door to the meeting room would be the reason it all went up in flames.

They bothe tried to stall thier inevitable meeting, but it was very hard considering that they were expected to atleast once interact with each other.

So Danny did something stupid, it was a 50/50 chance it would work. When he finally greeted Captain Marvel he immediately dove in for a hug and said "Cap! It has been much too long!"

And Billy being the desperate child he is not wanting to be outed, huged back and exchanged his pleasentries.

An understanding passed between the two when thier eyes met. Please play along

Constantine the only one who knows about Shazam: oh hell no, he has two

Invocation to the wrong deity

Diana needed help, but it was a burden that fell on her, since the danger was on Themyscira. She wasn't going to bother her companions with a personal problem so she didn't inform the League.

Or at least, she didn't think to ask for help until she realized that she required an experienced mage to perform a summoning. She could ask Zatana for help but she was on a journey, and Constantine was not an option. With a sigh she decided to contact Captain Marvel.

Her partner agreed to help her immediately, and with much reluctance on her mother's part (no one was happy with the Captain's participation but they accepted it) they managed to perform the summoning. Just in time, because one of the "evils" from Pandora's box had landed on their land.

Unfortunately, instead of summoning their old guide "Pandora", someone else appeared. A teenager in a star-spangled cloak looking around excitedly. Of course, no one was happy with such a development.

Except the summoned one, Danny was happy to leave his meeting with the Observants, the excuse of the summoning was always convenient.

Hippolyta: No men are permitted here. By bringing one you have summoned another.

Danny: Technically I'm 15 so I'm not a man yet right? Also who were you trying to get?

Diana: We were attempting to summon Lady Pandora to help us with one of the evils from her box.

Danny: Oh yeah. That is not good. Well Pandora is a little busy right now but shes been teaching me how to fight so I'm sure I could handle it for you if you want?

Hippolyta: You are a student of Pandora?

Danny: I mean technically speaking shes legally like my mom at this point but yeah.

Diana looking very smugly to her mother: We would be honored to receive your help Son of Pandora. May I ask what you are called?

Danny: Oh! Right! Im Phantom. High King of the Infinite Realms and Keeper of the Balance etcetera etcetera. But you can just call me Danny.

Bonus points: Diana has had time to get used to gods and god like beings displaying unexpectedly informal behavior even when they're "on the clock", so to speak. This is perfectly normal to her.

EVERYONE ELSE is shocked at Danny's casual behavior even considering the fact that he's a teenager.

Internal Shazam: hmmm, if I became Billy again, would they stop looking at me like they wanted to carve me up?