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nerdpoe

Danny's having a shit fucking day.

Skulker threw him into a building so ecto-infested that Danny actually got a concussion.

Then at school he'd gotten green paint spilled on his shirt.

The day continued on that fucking train of luck.

He'd gotten fucking waterboarded in a toilet by Dash.

He'd gone to turn in his homework, only to realize he'd only dreamed about doing it in the thirty minute nap he'd gotten before school.

The schoolbus splattered him with a muddy puddle.

He lost one single shoe to the gutter in front of the busload of classmates.

The Observants didn't give him any time to breathe and immediately dragged him into a meeting about tax law, subtly insinuating that he was stupid when he was too tired to keep up.

Then, the icing on top; he'd gotten summoned.

The Justice League, trying to summon the High King of the Infinite Realms to force the creature into a contract where it would never attack their dimension, is met with uh.

Not what they thought.

A worn, soaking wet, one-shoe-only teenager covered in paint and mud with dazed eyes staring at them from inside a summoning circle that's impossible to escape from.

Then he breaks down, sinks to his knees, and to the absolute horror of everyone there; starts sobbing uncontrollably.

Black Canary is desperately trying to calm the kid down, Zatanna is ripping apart the traps she herself helped set up, Constantine is trying to justify himself to the rest of the League (he was the one who made this seem like a good idea), and Flash has already gone to get some extra sweats for the kid.

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wolfjackle

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This is so good.

I'd headcanon it as the JL are in a different dimension from Danny.

After Zatana finally gets him calmed down and he's wrapped in blankets on a couch with a sandwich, he blinks at whomever is in front of him (with tears still wet on his cheeks) and says in a quiet voice, "Sorry. I'm so sorry. Thank you. Now, what did you need from me? I— you're all so nice. Whatever you want." Only then he yawns so widely the people sitting next to him on the couch can hear his jaw crack.

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aerypear

You know for a FACT everyone is shooting Constantine daggers for glares to not say a WORD of the original plan. Not even dare BREATHE it. New plan just instantly becomes "Wishing to meet the King of the Infinite Realms".

Someone is locking batman out of the room from the adoptionbate halfa.

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lolottes

they takes out batman so that he is 3 doors away! Then turns Danny around and… batman is there and gives Danny a batcookie

he designed this base, he knows how to travel in the ventiltions and has enough training to do it quickly and silently

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