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Little Dick and his chips in Batman #54

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Everytime I see this panel shared, people makes jokes about how unprepared Bruce is and how Alfred is the one with the knowledge, and implying what Bruce has done here is bad, not awful but not great. I strongly disagree.

Dick is grieving, he is depressed. As someone who grew up with depression, I know how hard it is at time to eat with the big sad™, how cooking seems like impossible, how grabbing a plate and a fork is too much. And they are TONS of posts online telling depressed folks that anything is a meal, it's okay if it's not healthy, it's okay with it's just chips, at least you have eaten something today. Bruce also does experience all of that and he knows how it works.

So, confronted with a kid suffering from the same pain he knows so well, he finds him a food he can eat in this state. Chips, Dick likes chips. Easy to eat, no need for a fork or a plate, or to wait for it to cook. Perfect. Dick is eating a meal, and that's all that matters. Of course, he should eat more and healthier meal, but that'll take some times and he isn't in the right state of mind right now.

And that's why Bruce is actually doing a good job parenting here, and also why he is smiling. He found something for Dick to eat in this state. He got him to eat something, anything, and it doesn't matter what it is, because he got him to take care of himself a bit.

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lolottes

the compromise that Alfred could have proposed would be healthy sauces for dipping chips or other foods that are eaten in the same way or even vegetable chips

in short, offering options that require little or no physical or intellectual energy/additional emotions.

never forget, small step and no guilt

especially given Alfred's past, he would have tried to put the child in a meal situation with several types of forks and knives. If I was in Dick's situation I would also have found it too much effort and not eat at all then snack on a random packet of chip

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and another thing. I just had a thought of Tim being captured by whoever, really. honestly, the circumstances are not important.

i had a thought of Tim in danger, and he shouts for Jason. not Hood, Jason. And he knows he can use Jason’s name because when he gets here, all these people are fucking dead.

and i’m just picturing Bruce being on his way to help Tim, and all he can hear is Tim screaming for Jason. He’s about to drop down and take care of business, and then shots ring out.

bang. bang. bang.

he looks again and all three kidnappers are dead, Tim is untied, and Jason is holding Tim to his chest. “It’s okay,” He mutters, “I’m here. I gotcha.”

Tim would never dream of outing Bruce or Dick, or even Damian. There’d be someone around to hear it.

But Jason? When Tim is in danger, Jason never leaves survivors.

But also imagine if this is more than just Jason and Tim.

What if any of the Robin's know that if a real name is uttered its code that they shouldn't stop.

Jason shouts Dick's real name for the first time when he was just a pipsqueak after a human traffickers hands went a little two low. That man was dead.

Damian after being tortured for over three hours yells for Tim. "Timothy please" an entire stretch of land nothing more than ashes. Damian wrapped in his arms.

Dick who has only ever once called out in pain for his brothers. Screaming out for not one but three. Gotham ran red that night, under the fury of Timothy Drake, Jason Todd and Damian Al Ghul.

They leave no survivors, their names the last thing many will ever hear.

I dont usually reblog stuff but oh my god i'm OBSESSED-

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I propose that the first time such an event happened it was Dick Robin who called for Alfred who was responsible for communications at that time

Alfred NEVER had a rule not to kill

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Alfred: Of course I would be more than delighted to have them all stay here for the summer.

Maddie: Are you sure? What about Bruce and his kids?

Alfred: Don't worry about him, I'll take care of that.

Maddie: Thank you, Papa. Jack and I need to redo the entire house before we feel safe for them to come back. Their signature keeps causing the alarms to go off.

Alfred: You never did tell me what that means...

Maddie: That is something the kids will tell you once they get over there. Dan, Jasmine, Danny, and Nellie will be there on the next flight.

Alfred bid his daughter a good night before he got to work in setting up rooms for his grandchildren. It has been a while since he last saw Jasmine and Danny. Dan and Nellie... are a surprise.

The Fenton Kids plus Sam and Tucker were all invited to the Wayne Manor for the Summer.

(Sam and Tucker were invited on Alfred's insistence to keep the grandkids happy with their friends. That and Sam's parents heard it was at the Wayne manor and were more than happy to ship her over for the summer.)

As the group traveled over, Alfred started to prepare the extra rooms for them. Normally, this wouldn't be out of the norm for Alfred, but the fact he was very specific to go to corridor that hardly anyone ever uses. Is what had the Batclan suspicious over what is going on. Bruce remembers that Alfred mentioned he invited his family over. But never went into details who and how many. Along with that, they shouldn't be a worry when it comes to Batman.

Bruce: Who exactly is coming over, Alfred?

Alfred: My grandchildren and two of their friends. It's been so long since I've last seen them. 🥰

Jason: They are coming here... to Gotham... for a Vacation?? Here of all places?

Alfred: From what Madeline had told me, Gotham well be fare better suited for them. Didn't explain why... didn't want to pry. Her and Husband are remodeling their home and didn't want the kids to be stuck in the middle of that. She called if I would be able to take them for the summer. Who am I to say no to my lovely grandchildren?

Tim: Amity Park? Why does that sound familiar...

Dick: I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. Long as we keep to ourselves.... Damian.

Damian: Tch.

Alfred: As mentioned, they won't be a bother at all. They are angels.

Somewhere else...

Dan: I swear, GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!!!!

Jazz: I am not letting you out of the thermos. You lost all privileges by playing that soundtrack!!!!

Dan: Get me out!!!

Jazz: No!

Danny: Can I-

Jazz: I swear if you start playing that song again, I will put you in there too!

The song in question...

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Everyone watched from different windows at the sight of a... vehicle that clearly has been upgraded to various degrees drive up to the manor. Alfred stood in front of the manor, unable to hold back his glee. It had been years since he's seen his grandchildren. Then finding out he has two more that appeared out of nowhere with no explanation, he wonders if Maddie got that from Master Bruce... the two did grow up together before....

"Granddad!" Jazz jumped off the GAV.

"Jasmine, oh! You remind me of your grandmother." Alfred hugged his granddaughter and felt himself momentarily tensed. He took a step back and looked back at the green monstrosity. To see two teens jump off from it. "I take it these are your friends? Where is your... siblings?"

"Oh. I forgot." Jazz pulled out a thermos and waved it at Alfred. "Here they are. They are currently on time put."

"Let me out!!!!"

"I regret nothing."

"Play it again!!!!"

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lolottes

look at the security of Fenton Work

look at Wayne Manor security

I can see a model

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DP x DC Prompt

Danny was sent to the DC universe to save him from the GIW and the Fenton's by Clockwork

Doesn't know what to do here, but as an Experienced Vigilante:tm: he takes note of all the INexperienced vigilante's causing more danger than they realize.

Danny takes it upon himself to act as a low level villain so he can secretly train these vigilante's to be stronger. One day, a Bigger Villain decides to Fuck Around and Find Out.

All his "enemies" realize Danny could've folded them anytime he wanted when he effortlessly defeats the Big Bad.

When he first saw these so-called vigilantes, Danny was not impressed. Rampant property damage, people left in unsafe situations, bad prioritization, and easily getting distracted from immediate threats by smaller ones. It's honestly a miracle that no one has died yet, though plenty had gone to the hospital when they shouldn't have needed to.

Danny tried to talk to them, give them some pointers from someone who learned the hard way, but they very rudly told him to mind his own business. Danny knew when he wasn't wanted.

That didn't mean he would actually butt-out. It just meant a change in tactics

It was surprisingly fun to design his villian-sona. A dramatic cape and some bright green accents, and of course a mask. Danny looked pretty good, if he did say so himself. Now, the more important part was how to get them to be better at damage control without being obvious.

The first night Danny went out, he decided to work on people first rescuing. A quick run through the city, shutting down some minor crime and one other villian, left the night open for his heros to focus on their lesson.

Danny grabbed a man who was harassing a few ladies and hoisted him and his car up to the top of a building. Carefully, he set it so it looked as if he was the only thing keeping it from tipping over the edge of the roof and began a loud villain speech and monologs to the night. Nobody noticed.

Danny was starting to understand why his rouges had been so flashy and loud.

He asked the terrified man in the car if he had a cell phone. The man mutely nodded, and Danny told him to call 911 and gave him the address for the police to find them.

Soon, the police arrived with lights, sirens, and firetrucks. They tried to get in the building and onto the roof, but Danny had made sure there was no roof access. They tried to negotiate with him, but he wasn't interested in what they had to say. He was waiting for the heroes. 20 minutes later, they showed up. Danny heard the policemen on the ground groan in annoyance when the flashy bunch arrived. He added a mental note to have a stealth mission for them in the future.

They shouted and immediately attacked, with no regard to the man's safety or the fact that Danny was holding him onto the roof. The car started to teeter on the edge, and he had to break away for a second to "accidentally" bump the car back on the roof a bit. He heard the sigh on relief from the men and women on the ground.

The only thing these kids seemed to be able to do right was fight. They attacked well and didn't get in each other's way, and even had a few attacks that combined their skills. But they all attacked. Not one broke off to rescue the man.

How to get them to focus on the rescue..... Danny tried to feign an attack towards the car, but they simply kept fighting him as they had before, not even trying to redirect his attack. He declared that they would never be able to take back his hostage and they just yelled back that he would never take a hostage again once he was in jail. He even whispered a quick "the hostage is in danger!" To one of the teammates, but they just gave him a weird look and kept attacking. Honestly, nothing was getting through, and the longer they fought, the harder it was for Danny to keep the damage to a minimum. Finally, he decided to be as direct as he dared.

"Look at you, you pathetic losers! You can't even rescue a single hostage! To call yourself heroes when you chose violence over saving a civilian in danger. It's disgusts me! I am Exposé, and I am here to reveal all the failings in the hero system!"

Danny had planned this speech out before, but he felt kinda uncomfortable with how close to the truth it was. He sounded villainous. But as long as no one was hurt and the heroes learned to be better and safer, he would keep that image. But he sure hoped these kids were quick learners.

As soon as Danny finished speaking, one of the heroes darted off and carefully flew the car with the man inside down to the police waiting on the ground. Good, it was about time. He kept fighting a minute longer but then pretended to take a hit and run off in defeat. They chased after him, but Danny easily lost them.

Over the next few months, Exposé made many appearances. Each time, he would shout about whatever failing Danny was focusing on that night, and the heroes would be determined to prove him wrong and fix it. They started to remember previous lessons and became semi competent. They even began working with the police and not in spite of them. Danny was very proud of the progress they had made, especially since they were handling their other villians better, too!

But the day HE showed up, Danny knew he needed to step in. This wasn't the ordinary goon with powers and a gimmick. This was a serial killer with powers and a dangerously high IQ. At first, Danny tried to act as unseen support, letting the heroes do their thing. But each trap he found was more dangerous and more tailored to each hero. Each battle the kids got into ended with them running for their lives covered in scrapes and burns. The only reason they were still alive was because this villain was playing with them. And Danny wasn't sure how long that would last. He wasn't going to find out.

The next time HE showed up, Danny was waiting.

Upon finding Danny blocking his path, the villain began a speech.

"Exposé! I have heard of your efforts to bring heroes failing to light. Do you come to witness their biggest failing yet? To fail to save this city they claim to protect? Do you wish to join me in their downfall?"

Behind him, Danny heard the kids show up, still limping from the last battle.

"Don't listen to him, Exposé! He'll just betray you and kill you later! He's too strong, you'll just get hurt!"

Danny was touched that they were worried for him. But it was time for all this nonsense to end. Honestly, the Justice League should have been here to handle this, not leave someone on this level for kids! Maybe he will have to help them learn some hero manners next. But that was a future Danny problem, now it was time to take care of this trash.

Without speaking to either side, Danny flew up and smacked the villain out of the air. He proceeded to

W A I L

at him till HE passed out, and then neatly froze him. One mentally unstable criminal to-go. Danny even froze a little bow on top just because he could.

Behind Danny, there were whispers as the heros peeked over the edge of the building, looking down at the 2 of them. He grabbed the frozen villain and flew back up to them. The kids backed up to give him spaced, unsure of what to do.

"Thanks.... " the leader said, on guard in a way they hadn't been scince Danny's first week fighting them.

Danny nodded and just set the villain down. He gave them instructions to have him moved to the meta cell in jail and under the highest security, and that HE would thaw in an hour. The kids took the frozen person and eventually turned to go. Then one turned back and asked,

"Why haven't you beaten us? You obviously could, you took that guy out is seconds, and have obviously been hinding some of your powers. We are literally no match for you. Why?"

Danny just replied,

"How would you learn if I just beat you? And we are doing under water rescues next week, so if you haven't thought to prepare for that before now, you had best get on it."

And then Danny disappeared.

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Exposé didn't have to stick to one city for long. While his public image was that of a villain on the run after being beat a few too many times, whispers started to travel through young heroes. Was he a villain, or the strangest anti-hero they'd ever seen? None of his hostages were ever hurt thanks to his careful planning, but in a way no one could notice until after he fled. Some heroes ignored and doubted the rumors making their way through the grapevine, and they were the hardest to teach, but Exposé did anyway. Even switching up his fighting styles on occasion to keep them on their toes.

He learned a lot about this new world this way, too. About the Meta gene and the acts that protected them, the public image of Meta's that rose and dipped dependant on if a new Meta hero showed up, or a villain.

He had no real reason to show up in places like Superman's city, where the hero was never more than a moment away. He did test some of the surrounding areas and was glad to find some minor heroes and vigilantes that used Super as a template, making sure to show up fast, and call in bigger guns as needed. He spent some time with them working with the natural tech-blackout properties his ghost half granted him, showing them they could take bigger fights than they thought.

Eventually, he made his way to Gotham, but he knew better than to go in bat swinging the hornets nest like usual. Or... bringing a flashlight to a cave? But some of them were birds, not bats....

Regardless of the anamalia kingdom the heroes hailed from, he realized after a few days of flying around undetected that there wasn't much these guys weren't good at. Most of them seemed older, which helped, but there was definitely one child on the team, and two or three he suspected were young enough to be in high school or college. And yet, it seemed like at least two of his three concerns were out in full force every day. Signal at least have a daytime shift most of the time, so Danny gave him a pass. Maybe he had online classes. But with how often all of them were on patrol, he had to do Something.

He couldn't go in as Exposé though, this city was protected by "The World's Greatest Detective" who probably already tracked his path to have Gotham next on his list. The only question was, did the whispers reach Gotham's protector, or was he unaware of Exposé's underlying goals?

A good excuse arose when one of the first teams he fought had a transition of power; a new leader stepped into the light as another moved on. Gotham could wait a moment as Exposé came back to exact his revenge on a team already struggling with new dynamics. It didn't take long to get them settled in, though, after more experienced teammates convinced their new leader of his intentions. Three weeks later, he got himself cornered on a building overlooking an outlet to sea, and baited a hero into sending him sailing over the side. He felt a bit bad at the look in the teens face at what they'd done, so he retracted his mask a bit, enough to give them a wink, before falling the rest of the way to his "doom" during an unfortunately inconvenient blackout, so it took time for anyone to try and dredge up his body. They never found anything, of course. Danny had given a nice dramatic death but not dead excuse for himself as he tucked away one villain persona for another. It was time to take on Gotham.

By the time he arrived, it was nearing finals in the local colleges and standardized testing time in school, and he trailed the heroes for a few more days as they became frantic, trying to study on patrol. This was ridiculous! Batman had the largest team of heroes of any one city, even if many rotated out to other areas. Surely he could let some of his team members take a few days off for school.

This would take more planning than just a different type of rescue every few days. He would have to hit hard, from as many angles as possible. It was at this point he realized he may be testing Batman more than any of the younger vigilantes. If the Bat was in charge, he had to take accountability for his team, in and out of patrol.

So he tossed his villain-sona to the side, temporarily. He had to throw the Bat off after all, and instead started recruiting some low-level street thugs to help cause some chaos, and start whispers of someone new gathering power. He hit targets and committed crimes relevant to what he could overhear them studying on patrols.

A regular break-in at the Gotham Museum? Gotham PD can handle it. Just kidding, have this riddle on how to diffuse the bomb based off your history flashcards.

City wakes up to gas tanks mounted outside of the police building set to release with no way to diffuse? What a coincidence they're clearly labeled with what chemical is inside, and the vigilante just learned that misting them with regular H2O upon release will render it harmless!

Sudden challenges like these kept appearing, the team theorizing who was behind them. Riddler? Baffler? Cluemaster?

(Danny was embarrassed by the naming conventions the rogues took on in this city, and he used to fight people called The Lunch Lady.)

All the while, regular crime ramped up. Non-violent, as per Danny's anonymous request, but it put stress and surpise on the team. Which mundane crime report over the scanners would be a cover for something more sinister?

He decided to bring everything together two nights before Finals started (he had to give them at least one good night's sleep before testing started). He left clues and crimes all over the city, eventually getting the smallest Robin separated from the rest, even for a moment. The kid was exhausted even if his snappy attitude argued otherwise, and he kept muttering historical facts about notable scientists. He was easy for Danny to take out, even with the sword. (Who gave this kid a sword!?) He removed any trackers from his suit and set his earpiece by the ledge where he had snagged him from.

He didn't physically hurt the kid, just used a trick he learned from Nocturn that could temporarily put him to sleep. The kid needed it anyway. By the time he woke up, Danny was back in his Exposé costume and patiently explained his plan to the stab-happy Robin. He had him tied up and hanging over a piece of live, evil looking machinery in a warehouse. This city was weird.

He had left an extra line of a the puzzle to each crime he caused that night that would lead the kid's team straight to them, but without trackers on the kid, it may take some time for them to realize they were clues. So after showing Robin his portals and explaining he was in no danger, he went over some flashcards with the kid, thinking up a few mnemonic devices to help him remember arbitrary dates and personal facts.

Eventually, Danny felt someone step on the property and hid himself away. Hell, even Robin played along, starting to writhe and fight at the ropes, which quickly started fraying. Red Robin was first to burst into the room and reassure the young Robin, followed by the Bat himself. He had placed a few grunts around the site to make this convincing, so he assumed that's where the others were. As soon as Red Robin rushed to the platform to save their smaller counterpart, Danny started speaking. Keeping himself hidden in the shadows, he barked orders from the catwalk above.

"Ah-Ah Ah. Careful. That's not how this game goes tonight." Their attention shifted to him. "You break the rules, he gets dropped. You've played my game enough to find this place, so you best behave."

"You kidnapped one of our own, and yet still hide in the shadows. This game is over." Batman challenged him, so he pushed back a little bit. A push of the button on the control panel next to him lowered Robin toward the machine. Even if he somehow swung out of the way of the moving parts, the drop was too far for someone with no grapple hook or place to grab onto, and they were still too far from him to catch him. Robin stayed stock still as his rope slipped just a bit more off the hook at the moment, and Red Robin spoke up.

"Okay, we get it. What is your puzzle? Or should we say Riddle?"

"Hm? I suppose you could call them riddles, sure." He turned on a spotlight that hid himself more against the contrast, and illuminated three vats of chemicals. Each had a valve on the bottom to open onto the rope Robin hung from.

"Two of these are filled with very real, very caustic chemicals, that will burn through that rope before you can say 'Hero'. The third is a chemical that can't exist, and therefore empty. You choose which vat to open, and whether Robin lives, or dies." He gestured to the second control panel before them.

Batman immediately tried to use his tech to solve the compound equation written on each lever, only to find it fizzle out thanks to Danny's natural EMP properties, chanelled directly at them.

"Ah-ah. Thats cheating~" he taunted, lowering Robin a tad more, who gasped just audibly. Nice touch.

Red Robin stepped up next, running his fingers across the compounds. "How long do we have?"

"Hm?" Danny actually hadn't thought of that. "Oh, I suppose until I get bored. Does that help?" He inched Robin a tad closer to death, and Red quickly grabbed a nearby abandonded pad of paper and pen, scribbling out which compound could actually exist as written.

Danny yawned dramatically; other vigilantes had made it to the warehouse, but not inside yet.

"There!" Danny glanced down at the young hero who had solved the compound.

"Are you sure?" The vigilante's lips tightened, doubting himself only a moment. "Then pull the lever." Danny taunted, and a look passed between the two vigilantes as Red Robin gripped the lever corresponding closest to Robin. They still had no outside comms, no backup had found them. It was just down to this choice.

Red Robin pulled the lever, and an alarm sounded as the machine whirred to life, opening the valve.

Which promptly flodded their vision in bright green.

They both raced to try and reach Robin, but his screams were drowned by the rushing liquid following his dissent toward the machine below.

Danny, of course, opened up a small portal last minute, and just like he was told, Robin righted himself and went board-straight to fit through it. That wasn't what Batman and Red Robin saw, though. Danny carefully caught Robin as he came through the other side of the portal, setting him down while they were still distracted.

"Kinda feel bad." Danny started, leaning on the railing with the littlest bird, who really just seemed to be his age. "I mean, the kid was technically right."

Robin turned to him, waiting for his word to be able to move back to his team. "You rigged it? That is not as honorable as you claim to be." Danny just shrugged, making sure his Exposé mask was in place.

"Tomato Tomato." Exposé ducked as a batarang flew over his head. They were after him now that they couldn't find Robin. "Shall we?" He handed back the boy's grapple hook, who quickly rushed down to them, and the others who had finally made it up to the platform.

"Robin!" Batman rushed to his youngest vigilante, who assured him he was fine.

"How did you escape!?" Red Robin exclaimed.

"He did not."

All eyes turned to Danny as he flew down to meet them, touching down on the metal and taking a few steps to catch himself. Their weapons were drawn, but it didn't bother him.

"Robin fell because of your mistake, I simply didn't let him suffer for your actions."

"Why." Batman's voice was so deep he practically growled the word.

"Wait, I know you. You're-" Danny cut off Signal with a theatrical bow.

"Exposé, at your service. And you all have failed terribly this past week."

"You set all those traps, those bombs!?" Exposé nodded ad Red Robin. "Why!?"

"Because you are all great vigilantes. But your mentor has let you down by giving you all the wrong priorities."

Batman growled again. "What priorities, exactly?"

Danny threw his hands in the air comically. "Three of your team members are in school!!! They have finals coming up and they're still out on patrol! The little one was so tired I almost put him down for a nap waiting for you all!" Robin tutted at this, but Danny just put his hands on his hips at him.

The team was rightfully thrown off by his explanation.

"I go around, testing and pushing young and inexperienced vigilantes to know their limits, learn to work as a team, and get more people saved than killed. There's nothing along those lines I can teach you.

Batman though, you should be ashamed. Red Robin has been studying compounds during patrol for the last week and couldn't-"

"You were following us on patrol?" Signal asked incredulously, and Exposé sorta shrugged his shoulder noncommittally. Focusing his attention back on Batman, he jabbed a finger his direction.

"You should be ashamed. These kids are in school, they should not be beating people up on a weekday! And why does that one have a sword!"

The group looked to each other awkwardly at his little rant, some obviously agreeing through body language.

"You put the lives of Gotham at risk because of this? Those gas tanks-" Batman started

"Had such a strangely coincidental timer corresponding to that shoddy sprinkler on the corner." Red Robin blinked, and Danny saw something click in his head.

"The bomb, the museum would have lost-"

"Yeah, that wasn't even a real bomb. Did you even notice that? They were saran wrapped bricks of cream cheese. All of the officers on site were hired goons who lost the evidence the moment you left. And yet you let Robin deactivate it based off a question from his upcoming history test." That got a snicker out of Spoiler, and more than a few shot her a look.

"Face it Batsy, you've gotten irresponsible with your team. I pushed you all harder and harder and instead of letting them take the back seat because they have their own lives to take care of, you let them keep fighting to the point of exhaustion, which was the only way I was able to get Robin in the first place."

Batman was silent, but Danny didn't really care. He didn't mind if he didn't get a confession or apology. He'd be watching for changes anyway. But it was getting kinda awkward.

"So, do better." He patted his chest and gave them a peace sign before walking away, quickly getting a rope tangled around his wrist.

"Where do you think you're going? We aren't just going to let you walk away without facing justice."

Danny sighed at the bat, turning around.

"You are, actually. For several reasons." He walked toward them. "One, because I didn't hurt anybody. Two, because you let Robin fall. Three, because you can't touch me." He lifted his wrist and made it intangible, watching Batman's face as the metal rope fell through him to the ground.

"If you think being a Meta makes you untouchable in Gotham, you're wrong." Danny admittedly stumbled a bit when a collar clamped onto his neck, shot from one of the other teammembers who were slowly closing in.

"That would be true, if I was a Meta." Once again, he turned on his intangibility, this time for his whole body, and kept it.

"Do you want to know why I do what I do? Why I go around, antagonizing children who run around in spandex and call themselves heroes?" Danny stepped toward Batman again, and the others raised weapons, ready to strike at his word. Raising his hands to his mask, he slowly, dramatically, removed it, showing his sickly green skin, litchenberg scars creeping up his neck to his left temple.

"I do this because I was a hero, once. A child. And. I. Died. Not even you can arrest a ghost, Batman."

The horrified looks in the room gave him confidence that the message would be heard. Putting the mask back on, he walked straight through Batman before dissapearing from sight.

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Danny went right for the weak spot huh? Ooft, when the rest find out what went down? All of them will feel awful. Also, highly confused with why Damian isn't more angry about being grabbed. (He was impressed by the planning, also Expose was nice enough to explain himself.)

When Bruce eventually tells Clark and Diana about it. After he's sufficiently suppressed his emotional response. They are not going to be happy. To know a teen was out tere, somewhere, alone. Then died. This will likely prompt them to reach out to more teen heroes.

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lolottes

if Alfred finds out about all this, it would be funny if he were the one to find Danny's trail

Danny walks out of his current temporary apartment to find a gift basket with the best cookies he's ever eaten!

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DC X DP Prompt

Danny, on a time mission for Clockwork, drags an injured Alfred Pennyworth across the Beach to safety on D-Day. While performing first aid, Danny gets clipped by a bullet, but hopped up on adrenaline, he doesn’t notice and his blood, imbued with ectoplasm, comes into contact with Alfred’s wounds.

80 years later, on the run from the GIW and his parents, Danny runs to Gotham where he meets a surprisingly spry 100 year old man, not looking a day over 60.

Alfred feeling a fatherly bond towards Danny, a 14 year old boy.

Father?

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now imagine this but where Alfred sees Danny for the first time in years on the batcomputer screen.

It's his father, this child in a bad state is his father. Her father wanders the alleys of Gotham visibly hurt if his posture isn't feigning

Alfred doesn't realize that a few words escape his mouth and that he is now being stared at. He MUST find and bring his father home NOW

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Alfred Pennyworth is Agent A.

GIW uses letter aliases.

Imagine the absolute and total misunderstanding of Danny just beginning to trust the bats only for one of them to let that codename slip. Imagine they offered for Agent A to patch him up. Or mentioned him over comms.

Either way Danny isn’t trusting that for a second.

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Alfred managed to get Danny into medical care anyway through sheer force of will and the Disappointed Grandpa Look (tm)

"I was in her majesty's secret services."

It took Danny a second to process that through the panic and looklooklook for an exit thrumming in his veins. "..what?"

"Essentially I was a spy, for England during the wars, back long before I met the Master and Mistress Wayne, my code name is simply a retaking of that mantle for security purposes. It has nothing to do with anything to do with the government here." Alfred kept his voice low and calm, explaining and it was slowly soothing the panic Danny was feeling. At the same time, he was keeping Dick and Jason back, Tim seemed to have been delving into research, likely from something Danny had muttered without realising in his panic.

"Why the fuck did we not know about these? These violate so many fucking federal and international laws, what the fuck!" Jason's reaction soothed the final panic.

"You didn't know? With all the calls to the league, how did you not know?"

"Danny, what calls?"

Bruce and the kids getting so much Grandpa Lore dropped on them today!

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It took them years to learn so much. Danny gets this information straight from the source in his first month here!

This is favoritism!

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Bruce is a cat owner with his kids. He'll hold one up and go, with happy tears in his eyes, "I found this one in a dumpster with rabies, hissing at me and trying to claw my eyes out."

Bruce, picking up Dick: I adopted this one from the circus.
Bruce, picking up Jason: I found this one scratching my car.
Bruce, picking up Tim: This one showed up on my doorstep with those big eyes.
Bruce, picking up Damian: Talia re-homed this one to me.
Bruce, picking up Cass: I found this poor thing wandering around in the cold.
Bruce, picking up Duke: This one's my newest foster.
Bruce, picking up Steph: And this one's a dog but I love her nonetheless.
Alfred: How are you holding them all at once?
Bruce: Don't talk to me or my fur babies ever again.
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alfred internally and looking at bruce: sighed and I inherited this one from my employers

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Little ficlet based on, like, one single scene that inspired me from this amazing post by @charlietheepicwriter7! Literally couldn't get this idea out of my head!!

Batman stared at the uniform in his hands.

The uniform consisting of red, green, gold and black colors.

The Robin uniform.

Near him, the glint of a birdarang catches his eye, the green of Damian's domino mask next to it. And the R of the Robin badge alongside the rest of his utility belt and such.

The other members of the Justice League were talking, he can faintly hear their voices echoing in his ears but can't make out any words being spoken.

The only thing he can hear were the words his son said to him when he called to inform the Justice League of any updates on his mission. It was supposed to be easy, Damian would slowly worm his way into this group of villainous teens and the Justice League would have their way in and disband it and have all their 'members' be placed away to what was their rightful punishments.

Starting with that Phantom character who has been avoiding their radars.

Damian had certainly learned at a young age the art of deception from Talia. Her ways of being an assassin slash spy to get what information she could need being passed along to their son.

Talia disowning Damian didn't change that. He was an Al Ghul, no matter what.

He was their ticket in, using the name Al Ghul instead of Wayne as he was accepted into the Phantom's gang.

But maybe... maybe Bruce miscalculated how much acceptance he was going to get by joining said gang.

"I quit." Damian's voice rang clear and loud.

There wasn't a moment to comprehend what Bruce could even say to that before Damian kept going.

"I quit this mission. I quit being Robin and I... I no longer wish to return to Gotham with you, Batman." Not even a 'Father' at the end of his sentence, just Batman.

Because that's what he always was to Damian, not 'Father' or even anything else. Just Batman.

There was some exclaims from the Justice League, Batman recalls some calling Damian a traitor and he wanted to defend his son, tell Damian to come back, anything.

But he was struck frozen in his seat.

Damian was wearing a simple black domino mask, along with a black outfit. Nothing like the outfit of someone in the League of Assassins, just something that was solely him, that he chose to wear.

The call ended at some point, whether from Damian or someone else.

Damian wasn't returning from this mission, he was staying with Phantom.

He was... accepted, it seems. In a way he never was with Bruce, and certainly not with Talia or Ra's.

Dick wasn't going to be happy about this.

As Tucker cut off the call, Damian stepped away from the screen. He… He had hoped that his… that Batman would have some sort of response to his resignation. But the man just stared frozen at him.

He didn’t see Grayson there so maybe he had a response. But he’ll never see the man’s reaction. It was then that Danny walked into his line of vision. “You doing okay Damian?” He brushed away his thought for now. “I’ll be alright.” Danny smiled. “well dinner is still being prepared but everyone banned from cooking is playing some card games.” Danny offered up his hand in invitation to hold.

It’s something he loved about the TVA. Nearly everything was his choice. How long he stayed, if he wanted a private or joined bedroom, physical touch, sparing rules, joining missions or normalish activities. Sessions with Jazz were really the only mandatory part of the group and no one was excluded, even the founders. But you could talk about what ever you wanted.

His most recent choice was how he wanted to celebrate his permanent joining the group. Lots of kids liked to throw a party. Piñatas were popular, usually an ex-mentor or their nemesis. Dancing with a horrendous amount of junk food was often included. Game nights were common too, they were grander then the recurring game nights

Damian though wanted a sit down dinner with a movie afterwards.

Damian took Danny’s offered hand and followed him out to the big decorated living room. Cards were fun, at first they played Blackjack. But quickly they switched to uno because people didn’t want to bet anymore. Damian quite happily took his earnings, he even got a gadget someone had bet.

The Dinner had a focus on vegetarian and vegan dishes. Dinner was a blast and Damian was sat at the head of the table as it was his celebration. He definitely wouldn’t mind having more dinners like this: tension free full of chatter and laughter.

By the time everyone was ready for the movie they were all a bit tired. Damian had pondered over what movie he’d chose. In the end he chose Castle in the Sky. So settled in a large bean bag with Danny, he watched the start of the move.

An odd feeling of peace settles over him.

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They all pull back sort of awkwardly. Danny reaches a hand out to help him up while rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.

Danny: Sorry dude. We thought you were here to hurt him.

Nightwing: Ok. So. Can I speak to him alone please?

Danny: ...... If Damian is ok with that yes.

Damian:... I would like for Phantom to be there. At first at least.

Nightwing: Ok. Ok. That's fine.

Dick is hopeful and hurt. Because baby bat asked Dr him not o be hurt! But it seems like he does fully trust him right now. Which, ow. First thing he does once the three are in a separate room is grab him in a hug.

Nightwing: I am so sorry. I didn't know he was sending you away! I can't believe him!

Danny: Yeah. Maybe tell him not to send kids on under cover operations in future. We will not take it well. I can't believe Batman is just as bad as half the bloody villains with his side kicks.

Damian: Yes well. Apparently trusting the son he had with an assassin is impossible for him.

Nightwing:..... Great. Just great. First he gets little wing killed. And gets pissy when he comes back angry. Then Red loses a spleen. And now he's run you off. If I still over with him I'd be hunting him for sport.

Danny: You swear you won't try to guilt trip Damian back? Cause I don't want to have to hurt to t protect him. But I will. He's my little brother now.

Nightwing: Hah! Good. I'm glad he has that! No. If Damian is happy. Just.... It's cool if I visit right?

Damian: Perhaps not as a hero? Or wel, not acting as one. No bugs. No trackers.

Nightwing: I can agree to that. Phantom, thanks for helping the other teens. I'm glad that have you.

Danny: Yeah well. I wasn't actually a villain. Until I had no choice. So I figured there were others like me. Might as well help em out.

Damian: Phantom was the hero of Amity Park. But being non human? They decided he wasn't.

Nightwing:... None of the League even spoke to you did they? I'm punching all of them.

Danny: I mean. You could always join the darkside! We have cookies. And cuddle piles.

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Cookies and cuddle piles? And Damien, of course. That might actually tempt Dick away!

Nightwing like.... That's.... Do I have to be a villain? Like do I have to hurt people?

Danny:.... When was the last time anyone here harmed a civilian?

Nightwing: ..... I take it the building you blew up wasn't in fact a government operation?

Damian: It was. One that focuses on the capturing and experimentation on sapient beings.

Danny: So, government sponsored monsters. You know how it is!

Nightwing: I need all the information you have on this branch. So I can subtly lead the League to their unethical practises.

Danny: Dude. He's literally working with them. The GIW? The ones who called me a villain? Yeah them.

Nightwing:.... Hm.

Damian: Ah. I have been warned about that face. Nightwing. Remember to consider if you will regret the consequences.

Nightwing: Nope. Guess I'm going darkside! Should be fun!

Sam:.... Holy shit. Have we managed to nab three of Batman's kids?! He's gonna hate us so much!

Jazz: Then he shouldn't have supported genocide!

My favorite thing about that and the original thread is it’s peak actions have consequences

Ones that not even the league can undo

Basically the league fucked around and now they’re finding out and I love it!!

Nightwing stormed into the meeting room on the watchtower, radiating anger so strongly everyone leaned away from him. Batman clearly expected the punch that was thrown at him. He rolled with the blow to lessen the damage that would be caused, but allowed it to land.

Nightwing: So we support experimentation on sapient beings now do we? We support hurting teens? We support fucking genocide? Since when?!?! I quit, effective immediately. You won't see me again unless Baby bat wants to be escorted to visit you!

Superman: Genocide? What genocide?

Nightwing: Oh let me guess. Doesn't count cause they're ghosts right. That makes it ok to kidnap and torture them?

Wonder Woman: Nightwing. Please. We don't know what you are talking about?

Nightwing: The GIW. They aren't doing catch and release. They aren't arresting them. They are kidnapping them. And hurting them. They made laws so it's legal. You didn't do the research. And people are getting hurt, badly. Like I said. I quit.

No one tried to stop him as he left. They knew how he could be when angry. He would just get worse. And keeping a bat locked up? Not easy. Batman let his face fall into his hands and sighed deeply.

Batman: Three of my boys now. Three. We have to fix the law and the GIW at least. Likely won't get the TVA to break up. But it might help soften them.

Superman:.... I can't believe we missed that. What the hell.

Flash:.... We really should have dragged someone from JLD along. Fuck.

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I want to see them nap either duke, tim, steph or cass as well or maybe all of them and complete the set

I mean. They likely end up getting sent codes for where is safe to meet. End up being slowly introduced. Totally get their reasons. Slowly a wedge begins to form. Young Justice / Teen Titans end up being allies of convenience. They get closer. Accidentally absorb them. Batman is just banging his head on his desk. He lost ALL his kids to the Teen Villain Alliance. Fuck. Alfred is going to be pissed.

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Alfred is already aware and invites the young people of the TVA to the mansions while taking advantage of Bruce's travels

Superman hears that the batkids are at the mansion with friends (?) but doesn't really know if he should inform Batman even though he is particularly morose

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Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me-

Constantine was pacing back and forth in the waiting room, hands flying as he went over the rules of dealing with Infinite Realm Nobility for the eighteenth time.

Bruce tried to pay attention, really. But he'd already memorized this speech of the Laughing Magicians, and all there was really left to do was wait for their turn to meet the High King.

A flash of movement caught Bruce's attention, and he found his eyes drawn to a completely human teenager meandering his way from one of the side doors and towards the refrigerator stocked with "mortal friendly snacks".

Bruce kept quiet as he heard the teen muttering to himself about "aw yeah fuck yeah fiji water fuck yes", and let Constantine drone on and on about how they were probably the first mortals the King had ever met.

The teenager behind the ranting man stocked his arms full of Fiji water, chips, and cosmic brownies.

Then the Teen turned and realized Bruce was watching him.

Bruce shook his head minutely.

The teen slowly turned back to the fridge and put everything but the Fiji water back. That and the cosmic brownie.

Cautious blue eyes met his, and the kid raised an eyebrow.

Bruce scowled.

The brownie was quickly replaced with a banana.

Bruce gave a slight nod and looked away.

The teen darted back through the side door.

He didn't know who the kid was, but eating healthy was important. And, okay, maybe his own experience with kids had shoved its way to the front of his brain and taken over.

At least the random teenager in the Land of the Dead would have a healthy snack.

Two more minutes passed before the small entourage was allowed into the antechamber.

A glowing, floating boy was hovering just above the throne. White hair, glowing green eyes, a crown that looked like it was made of shattered pieces of space glittering above his head-and a poorly hidden half empty bottle of Fiji water peeking out at them from behind the throne, kept company by a single banana.

...Huh.

He had either told the Kings servant what to feed the King, or...

"Welcome to the Infinite Realms, I am Phantom, High King. For what reason do you seek an audience?"

Oh. Nope, nevermind on the servant theory. That was the kids voice.

Bruce had directly told the King of an entire dimension what he could and could not eat.

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Batdad for the win.

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Batman realising the King is a teen.... Hmm. Does he have an adult? He should right? He is a King....

Constantine sees the "This Child Needs An Adult" look come over Batman's face & breaks out the squirt bottle.

John: Don't you fucking dare!

Danny: What shouldn't he do?

John: Nothing! Anyway! We needed help with uh... Vortex? Weather beastie?

Danny: Urgh not that asshole again. Yeah sure. Lemme grab my containment device. Way easier to grab him that way!

Batman: You'll be handling this yourself and not sending royal guards?

Danny: I'm used to not relying on others to fight my battles.

Batman practically vibrating: If you'll excuse my question how old are you?

Danny: Um... Depends how you count age? Two is how my people count it

Constantine drops his head I to his hands and sons for a second.

John: Two! Fucking two! And they let you right Pariah?!?!?! How old were you as a human?

Danny: 14! So all together I guess I'm 16 now?

Batman:.... Do you need an adult? We can give you an adult?

Danny: Nah it's fine! My big sister is 18! She's my adult!

Jazz yells out from the back of the throne room

Jazz: I would very much like an adult! At least until I graduate high school and go off to college!

Jazz is intentionally fucking with Danny as any good older sister would.

Batman just nyooms over with bat-doption papers. If you would sign here, here and here. Good good!

Danny looks at Jazz with betrayal as she signs them away to a random adult. Jazz! How could you!

John? Is so tempted to drink. Bats! Ya just adopted royalty! Couldn't ya have asked Wonder Woman????

Jazz: You ate a banana! Willingly! Clearly he has potential.

Danny: You don’t know that.

Jazz: And doesn’t have a secret lab in his basement.

Danny: You don’t know that!

Bruce: who absolutely has a lab, dojo, locker room, med bay, and giant computer capable of hacking into almost any government agency Would you like to pick out your room color? I can have it painted before you visit.

John: Bats, no! What would your children think!

Bruce:...

Bruce: Let me ask.

Danny: Not filling me with confidence.

Jazz: Well, I can confidently say that he’s never tried to clone you, torture you, or kill your father to marry your mother.

Danny:...

John:...

Bruce:...

Danny: Dad!

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Bear in mind he’s adopting them as Batman, not as Bruce. He doesn’t have a secret lab in his basement. He has a secret manor house above his lab.

Danny is only slightly comforted by this distinction.

Think Danny uses this against Damian if Damian is younger than him in this?

Damian: I am the Blood Son of Batman and as such you can not-

Danny: actually, according to your birth certificate, you're the blood son of *Bruce Wayne.* Not batman. On the other hand, *My* adoption papers name *Batman* as my adoptive father, making me the first son of Batman in both chronologically and age :)

Damian can't refute this. He can't argue. Because its true!(doesn't stop him from trying) And Tim holds this over his head. Truthfully, Danny didn't care all that much, but Danny is fully willing to be petty and committed to the bit and watches Damian come closer to exploding with barely hidden glee.

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wait wait wait, he had adopted Jarro as Bruce or Batman?

In any case I can see him becoming a mutual favorite brother. Jarro can hang out with his hybrid brother without hiding! and Danny has an alien brother! and both experience the possession dilemma? he takes, he takes so much. especially since Jazz's betrayal

Danny holding Jarro in his arms like a smol child.

Danny: Jarro is my favourite sibling. And legally speaking I only have 3. The rest of you weirdos were adopted by a playboy. Sucks to be you!

Dick:... B. How could do deny me a sibling to tease?

Jazz: It was the only way to get Danny to agree. See, Bruce Wayne has a creepy lab under his mansion. Batman however has a lovely manor about his cave.

Jason:.... I can respect that.

Jarro:.. Danny is my favourite. We have so much in common!

Ellie sneaking into the house later. She wants to see how long It takes Batman to notice her and Danny are switching out. Ever since her growth spurt out her at the same height? And they chose to have the same hair cut? It's been increasingly difficult to tell them apart. So far Jarro, Alfred and Cass have realised. They are waiting to we who notices next.

The Bats just think Danny is genderfluid, has the ability to shape shift a bit, and prefers some things on more masculine days and others on more feminine leaning days.  They just adapt without calling them out (no need to make the kid feel awkward when they've just gotten comfortable enough to start expressing this side of themself), until one of the Bats thinks to ask what pronouns Danny is comfortable with at different times.

Danny and Dani go from slightly offended to touched very quickly.

Now the big question.

Was Cass out of Gotham on a mission or did she see what was going on and decide that letting it run its course was for the best.

Cass is highly amused. And wants to see this run its course. Because her new siblings are fun! Also, it is good for the rest to be tripped up sometimes. Plus, this gives her the chance to get to know both better first! Ellie and Danny enjoy their chaos enabling sister. She's not helping. But she isn't outing them. And that's just as fun!

It would be quite funny if they all understood at the same time because Danny and Dani have a food that one likes and the other doesn't like that Alfred didn't yet know who was carefully removed from the dish in question

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DPxDC drabble

~Raising a death god~

Batman slid over to Constantine as he watched his newest ward play with Superboy, the two flying in the air. The boys enjoying having someone their age that they could flaunt their powers with.

"What do you think?" Batman asked the blonde. Batman didn't ever like asking Constantine for help but Bruce was out of his element with Danny. Whatever was going on with him was mystical, and Constantine was an expert.

Constantine's eyes hadn't ever left Phantom's form as he dashed through the sky, he lit his cigarette, taking a long drag before answering his question. "You're raising a god."

Batman paused, taking in the statement for a moment, "is phantom...will he ... bring a god back to life- a prophecy-"

Constantine let out a bitter laugh, "no." He pointed at the child laughing as Superboy pouted, mud all in his hair, "he is a god. A death god. Actually not a death god. The death god. No fuckin idea how or why he's a kid but he is the ghost king. Phantom, high king of the infinite realms."

Batman froze.

Constantine smacked his hand on his shoulder "good luck raising a good mate."

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Huh.

Bruce freezing up implies that he knows Phantom.

I chose to believe it's cause Phantom helped Jason (saved him from his grave, brought him back when he was catatonic and wandering, cured the pit rage; dealer's choice). But at the time, Phantom was much older.

Once he'd helped Jason, he just kinda dipped, presumably off to do more kingly dos or whatever. And sometime between then and now got himself deaged/reincarnated/shenaniganed into being a kid again.

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Sounds like a deal consequence

“I’ll bring your son back but you have to raise me as well” sort of deal

Bruce- no- be hasn't been Bruce since he found Jason bleeding, bruised, mangled.

Batman was desperate, aggressive, and a shell of the man he once was. It was clear to everyone around him that he was mourning, however no one dared voice that to him. No one wanted to risk facing his misplaced anger by uttering that name of the son he couldn't save.

The league soldiers were easy to take his anger out on, beating them and inch from death didn't do much to hurt his already faded morality.

He was alone, fists bloodied, surrounded by barely alive bodies of cold blooded killers, a hairs breath away from becoming one himself. His face was illuminated by the dark glow of the bubbling pool of Lazerous water.

Batman glared at it, fists clinched.

Suddenly, the pools water bubbled more aggressively. Batman swore. Whatever the league was doing with the pits, he didn't arrive in time to stop it.

He stumbled backwards as a dark claw emerged from the pit, it grasped at the edge of the pool, clawing it's way into the dirt. Another arm emerged from the depths as it hefted a body, dark, the galaxy warped behind it like a cape, hair defying the laws of physics, it's eyes matching the toxic waters it emerged from.

Batman reached for his weapons as he took in the new threat. The creature didn't seem to see him at first, but when he did, his head tilted slightly.

"You summoned me?" The creature's voice echoed off of the walls, it came from nowhere yet everywhere at once, Batman felt it vibrating his very bones.

The creature slowly moved, with grace from the pit, Lazerous water slid from it's back as it practically floated towards Batman as he stood frozen in place.

The creature took another look around the cave, seemingly bored until those green eyes bore into him, they seemed to look deeper, seeing into his very soul. "No, it was them wasn't it? You were trying to stop them. You're a hero but yet death and darkness seems to follow you, in and out of your cape."

Batman clenched his fists and gritted his jaw, "What do you want?"

The being paused, "if I'm being honest...To rest. For the high god of death, I don't get much rest. The dead hardly ever rest in peace." There was an amusement to it's tone that wasn't there before, a chuckle, a laugh.

Batman faltered slightly, they summoned the god of death? One that wasn't aggressive? There was a fleeting thought, one Batman quickly repressed, however it didn't seem to matter, not with those Lazerous Eyes boring into him.

"Your son is in my kingdom, I could return him to you...if you give me peace."

Batman went still, "peace?"

"peace." the creature agreed.

Batman knew he shouldn't agree. He shouldn't make deals with unknown entities, not without knowing what he is agreeing too.

He wanted Jason back.

The entity just wanted peace.

So he agreed.

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The entity smiled, batman wasn't sure how he knew it, but he felt it in his bones

???= I will come back to you from your shadow with him at the next full moon. Take advantage of this time to prepare your haunt.

Then the entity seemed to emit itself into a piece of star and melt into the water of Lazarus which seemed brighter for a moment before becoming calmer than ever.

Bruce stood there for a moment studying the water for any sign that he hadn't dreamed this brief encounter when the movement made Batman react, he wasn't done here after all.

At the next fully full moon, although it was more morning rather than night. Bruce's shadow thickened and lapped, in a quick flash of green light, a silhouette coming out…

Jason: B?

Bruce rubbed his eyes, to recover from bright light, It was his son's voice! His son was there and… he had a large mass of blanket in his arms

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Bruce reached out and cupped Jason's face in his hands. Oh, he was back. His boy was back. And.... He had a baby. Ok. Ok. Two sons for the price of one. He could do this.

Bruce: Jason, you're really Jason?

Jason: Yeah. How am I..... Back? Phantom, Danny.... Just kinda picked me up and pushed me back. Said I was allowed to come back. And something about finally getting a break? And then I was here with a baby?

Bruce: Phantom was summoned by the League of Assassins. I stopped them too late. He offered to let me have you back. If I have him peace. So. Let's get you back home.

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Jason is going to be coddled to a ridiculous degree. And not allowed to patrol alone until he's an adult. And most likely? Not allowed to patrol at all for most of a year.

Dick comes back to the manor when called by Alfred. To find his dead brother back, sitting on the couch. Holding a baby. With Bruce and Alfred fussing. And promptly decided that if this IS a dream? He's going to take advantage.

The baby is incredibly calm, he never cries or screams, he sleeps a lot and is difficult to wake up. Instead of screaming, when he is hungry, he has the habit of fidgeting and moving. Fortunately he never needs to do much more with the high-performance motion detectors as well as the surveillance cameras in his room or Alfred's surveillance. But even otherwise he is incredibly food-friendly. On the other hand, when it is his diaper that needs to be changed… he seems to hate being dirty, even before doing the butt commision, he begins to almost frantically tap the surface on which he is and will not bother. not so much stirring until it is clean again.

That's not the only thing that sets him apart from an ordinary baby, his skin is always fresh and cools quickly without anything to cover or warm him. Suffice to say that it is quickly spoiled with electric blankets.

Another thing that Bruce should note is that when he is held, he loves to rest his ear on the chest above the heart of his wearer. This seems to reassure him so much that he falls asleep quickly.

The last strange thing Clark noticed the first time he visited since Jason's return and saw the baby: The baby is suffering from cardiac arrhythmia. Suffice it to say that an adapted infant monitoring strap was quickly invented accordingly.

Then there was the burglary incident…

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Sewing Club (dp x dc)

This had all started when Frostbite had asked Danny why he'd never changed out of his hazmat suit. Danny had assumed it would've been useless to try since the one time he had put on any of his normal clothes on as Phantom, they had disappeared when he turned back human and when he went ghost he was back to the hazmat.

According to Frostbite, though, ghosts could change clothes, as long as they had been made by ghosts. At first Danny had been ecstatic, and he'd rushed to the nearest ghostly tailor where his hopes had been crushed. Because ghost clothes were apparently very expensive and very in demand, ten-year-long-waiting-list kind of in demand.

That was when Danny had had a brilliant flash of inspiration. He was a ghost! Which meant if he made his own clothes, they wouldn't disappear into the void! Which brought him back to today, taking sewing classes two states over during summer break.

"That's good, those stitches are looking neater," Alfred said as he passed by Danny's chair. The halfa smiled up to the older man before bending back down onto his needle and thread.

This was not how Danny had thought the summer would go. At least he got some free cookies out of it.

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Danny injures himself several times with the sewing needle. Alfred saw that Danny's blood had a strange green sheen, and that he seemed to be getting better very, too quickly. hmmm, he should keep an eye on him.

But so far he seems like a good boy, no need to disturb Master Bruce when there has been a new wave of Arkam escapes

Alfred, looking at this boy with slightly too sharp teeth, eyes that occasionally give off a glow, and top slow heartbeat: hm

Danny: *humming happily as he practices, listening to Alfred's instructions and complaining about his lunch, and then immediately tripping over something and almost take out everyone's sewing machine.* Ah f- I mean, um, that hurt.

Alfred:....

*I'm sure it's not something Master Bruce needs to concern himself about*

Alfred: Young Danny, would you like to learn how to cook?

The lunch lady will be a little upset that he didn't come to her to learn how to cook, then learns that it's Lady Gotham's Alfred pennyworth and calms down. After all there was already a waiting list of cooking challenges for when he dies considering how Lady Gotham brags about him

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This had all started when Frostbite had asked Danny why he'd never changed out of his hazmat suit. Danny had assumed it would've been useless to try since the one time he had put on any of his normal clothes on as Phantom, they had disappeared when he turned back human and when he went ghost he was back to the hazmat.

According to Frostbite, though, ghosts could change clothes, as long as they had been made by ghosts. At first Danny had been ecstatic, and he'd rushed to the nearest ghostly tailor where his hopes had been crushed. Because ghost clothes were apparently very expensive and very in demand, ten-year-long-waiting-list kind of in demand.

That was when Danny had had a brilliant flash of inspiration. He was a ghost! Which meant if he made his own clothes, they wouldn't disappear into the void! Which brought him back to today, taking sewing classes two states over during summer break.

"That's good, those stitches are looking neater," Alfred said as he passed by Danny's chair. The halfa smiled up to the older man before bending back down onto his needle and thread.

This was not how Danny had thought the summer would go. At least he got some free cookies out of it.

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Danny injures himself several times with the sewing needle. Alfred saw that Danny's blood had a strange green sheen, and that he seemed to be getting better very, too quickly. hmmm, he should keep an eye on him.

But so far he seems like a good boy, no need to disturb Master Bruce when there has been a new wave of Arkam escapes

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Amlessly wandering the collage campus, Dani suffered from a severe case of boredom. She joined on a tour of a college after Jazz had coerced with the promise of ice cream. Jazz was now filling out some last-minute paperwork, leaving Dani to find something to amuse herself with.

Dani spotted boy sitting on some steps. Hand propping his head like he was waiting.

So she did what she thought any other kid would when seeing another kid their age and bored. She zipped over to him, booped him on the nose, declaring, "Tag you're it!" and ran.

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Someone had Tagged him.

Someone had gotten past his defenses.

Someone had dared to touch the Blood Son and had escaped unscathed.

This insult would not go unanswered.

Let the Game begin.

Cut to them doing insane parkour all across the campus.

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Jazz had finally finished the paperwork and wandered back to where she left Ellie. Only to find her little sister missing. Now, their fraid bond was saying that Ellie was safe. And having a good time. But! She was meant to stay where Jazz could find her! At least she was relatively close by. Jazz signed and started to move in the direction the bond was pulling her. She would find her little sister. And then give her a proper telling off!

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Dick had lost Damian. Now.. He was a well trained former assassin and vigilante. Damian hadn't pressed his panic button. Damian had probably just gone to the toilet. But. He was also a Wayne. Pri.e target for kidnapping. And Dick has lost him! He needed to call Babs. Maybe she could find him on camera?

Dick: Hey Babs? I uh, lost Damian... He's not where he is meant to be. Have there been any... ? Calls?

Babs: Oh. Don't worry. I know right where he is. Did you know he was trending on Twitter right now? He's apparently playing parkour tag with another teen. He looks really irritated for some reason.

Dick: I'm sorry. Did you just say playing tag? Like the school ground game? Kids game?

Babs: Oh yes. Prime Bruce bait managed to sneak up on him. Tapped his shoulder and bolted. Damian followed. I'll send you their location !

Dick: You are a goddess among women! I can't believe he's playing a game!

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Ellie was having the best time! He was really good at parkour! Like really good! And head fast! He even started to throw knives at her when she dodged! He was the best tag partner ever! She giggled to herself and then used a wall to jump over him. Lightly tapped his head and bolted the opposite direction. She could feel Jazz moving. So it was ice cream time! Maybe her new friend would want to join her!

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Damian did not know how to feel about the girl. She was graceful and fast. Clearly strong. Excellent at dodging his knives. She was skilled and he was pushing himself harder than he had in some time. Clearly he needed better training partners. Perhaps... She could be useful in that aspect? She was... Irreverent and playful. But skilled enough to be allowed such arrogance. He wanted to train against her. He had to wonder if she was as skilled at fighting. Her feral smile was... Irritating. And intriguing. Wait... WhAt was he thinking!!! She could be a League Assassin for all he knew!

As Jazz was heading in the direction of her instincts it had lead her to a bridge? But Ellie was supposed to be right....unless..

Two blurs of black hair were darting in her direction. It was Ellie! And a boy who was throwing knives?

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Dick was about to have a heart attack. Damian was playing knife-tag with a girl and they were heading straight towards a civilian. Now usally the civilian would be able to get away but they were on a BRIDGE!

And oh no the law suits and- oh.

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The internet was going wild. They were following a high speed parkour chase between two 12 year olds, through a college campus. And to spice it up one of them was throwing knifes at the other.

And out of nowhere a twig-like college kid picks up the two children by the scruff as if they weighed nothing more than a kitten. And she was scolding them out

Dani has a little :3 face while scruffed

Later. Dick is off to the side giving his own riot act to Damian

Dani: Jazz, are we still getting ice cream?

Jazz: yes

Dani points at Damian: can he come?

Jazz: uhhhh

Dick quickly grappling Damian to cover his moth to muzzle him: we're actually about to leave for lunch. It would be more than lovely if you ladies joined us.

Damian bites down hard, causing Dick to yelp and let him go. Ellie is giggling like the gremlin she is. Jazz just pats him on the shoulder in solidarity.

Damian: So long as there is vegan ice cream I would not have objected!

Jazz: Don't worry. My siblings bite too.

Ellie: This was fun! I'm Ellie! We should do that again! And where do you get your knives?!?! I only have one! Jazz says I don't need more than one!

Jazz: That's because the idea of you having more than one fills me with dread gremlin! And if you had more than one, Danny would want more. And the house already has a full armoury!

Damian: A full armoury?

Ellie: We come from a long line of supernatural hunters! So we have everything! Including Mom and Dads new and improved hunting gear!

Jazz: We only hunt trouble makers though. We finally managed to get Mom and Dad to agree to that!

Dick:....... You know.... I would be more surprised. But Ellie was playing knife tag. And managed to dodge.

Damian: Can you fight as well?

Ellie: What do you take me for! Of course I can!

Damian: Weapons?

Ellie: Guns, knives, swords, spear and shield!

Jazz: And we all got trained in hand to hand as well. Mom insisted.

Dick: Ah... No sparring in public please! We can trade phone numbers and set up training dates!

Ellie: Oh! Yes! Danny is stronger than me so he always wins! I need to soar with other people more!

Jazz: Danny is stronger than pretty much everyone. You don't have to compare you him! You beat me half the time!

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Several things are probably darting through Damian's head here. This "Jazz" can apparently beat "Ellie" (loathe as Damian is to use nicknames, that is all they have given him so far) half of the time. That Ellie can stand her own against Damian is a clear testament to their proficiency. And evidently they both know an even more capable "Danny".

Perhaps the whole "brood" as Richard likes to call them, could benefit from training with these three.

It would be most entertaining to see how quickly Drake falters and fails against Ellie, which he obviously will quite quickly given that Damian... He did not struggle. He did not! He was merely... challanged... refreshingly so... by her.

The question is if Jazzy is applying for college has Danny hit his Fenton growth spurt yet? If not it would be really amusing because Jazzy just said that Danny is stronger than most people. If he has hit his growth spurt then you might have a 16 to 18 year old who is 6 + feet tall.

Oh yes! 17 year old Danny who is 6'1. And rake thin. No muscles. Looks very much like he was stretched over night. Hasn't fully gotten used to his new size yet. Keeps tripping on thin air. But as soon as a fight starts? Not an issue. Suddenly has perfect control.

Jazz herself is an even 6 foot. Ellie is standing at about 5'6 for now. But they can tell she will also get the height in the next few years.

Of course over the lunch and ice cream they agree to meet up again. Ellie and Danny are also moving to (Probably Gotham) with Jazz when she goes to college. The portal 'broke' a few months ago. And the Fenton parents have gone even more mad scientist to try and fix it. Jazz got them to sign her guardianship without them even noticing.

Tucker has hacked Vlad to funnel them the cash. So Damian? Now knows his new sparring partners will soon live in Gotham. And he can track them down when he wishes to challenge (Ellie) them! And maybe he can figure out why Ellie makes him feel so... Flustered? Strange? Something. It must be frustration. Yes. That makes sense.

Besides, watching the siblings defeat his own should prove entertaining. Even Dick seems excited to train. And the siblings have shown they are prepared for Gotham. Both sisters were carrying a gas mask as is recommended. And they both have a collapsible weapon. Yes, he approves. They will make decent allies and training partners.

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Dick? Is thoroughly impressed. Baby bat is making a friend! Maybe. More of a rival for now sure. But he seems to respect her skills. And that's an amazing start! Plus! He asked her to spar with him again! He's showing an interest in her! This is so good! And they are moving to Gotham soon! So Ellie and her brother will be in school with him! Hopefully... He should mention the scholarships available at Gotham Academy.

He can't wait for the rest to meet them! Babs already knows. He can hear her doing a background check. The fact that Jazz took guardianship of her siblings is worrying. But makes it likely B will want to look out for them. Especially with them being Damian's friends!

Plus Jazz is smart. Jaybird is gonna fall head over feet for her. He can just see it now! And Cass could do with more friends. Jazz seems the type of person she can get on with. The brother and Tim? Well, it's either going to be best friends or most hated rivals from the sounds of it. Maybe Damian will get on with him? Who knows. Either way it's gonna be great! B won't know what to do! He can't wait to tell Alfie EVERYTHING!

Naturally, the siblings get invited to dinner, after Jazz gets a text that Danny's free from his own business (he was having tea with Lady Gotham, as is the proper way of introductions when you want to ask her permission to live in her Haunt).

Jazz and Ellie go with Dick and Damian, while texting Danny to meet them at the Wayne Manor gates. So he takes a little bit longer to get there, considering he'll invisibly check the perimeter and see if he can feel any threats.

They stop for barely a minute to wait for Danny, and Ellie is already trying to climb the fence to do acrobatics on it, when this tall pine tree of a guy plucks her from her trip to the top bar and holds her under his arm like a purse

"I'm assuming, based on Jazzy's descriptions, you'd be Damian Wayne and...Dick Grayson-Wayne? My condolences on the name, by the way." Ellie is wriggling under his arm and trying to escape, but he's got a good grip on her.

"Let go of me, weather tower!!!!"

"Only if you stop acting like a gremlin, shortstack."

The banter proceeds while they walk up to the Manor itself, Dick watching amused how flabbergasted Damian is by the siblings. He can see Cass up ahead coming with Alfred to greet them, and by the way she subtly tenses up on spotting Danny, and then immediately relaxes when he puts Ellie down to go shake hands with Alfie, then the Fenton siblings are, maybe not normal people, but at least they're good.

Bruce: So! How did you meet?

Dick/Jazz(long suffering yet fond tone): knife tag.

Danny: I was meeting a friend of the family. To figure out where was best to buy a house while Jazz did paperwork. Ellie was with Jazz and got bored.

Dick: She managed to tag Damian. Who gave chase. And well... I'll send you the video.

Jazz: I think he might be her new favourite person. She loves fighting.

Danny: I mean. So do we. Ellie just loves it more!

Dick: She mentioned that you spar as well? And she's never beaten you?

Danny: Not yet. But I've been training for years. She's managed to fight me to a draw at least twice now! So she's getting there.

Steph: So. You often carry people around?

Danny: Oh yeah! Ellie hates it. But my friends always found it amusing. Especially when I was shorter. I've grown nearly a foot in the last year.

Jazz: He was 5'3 from 14 to 16. Shortest kid in his year nearly. Then this!

Tim:.. Rude! Gimme some of whatever magic potion you used!

Jazz: Oh I wish! Nah. Our Dad is what? 6'9? And his Mom was 6'3. So. Just genetics.

Danny: Yeah. But Dad is built like Superman! And I look like a damn twig!

Bruce:... I'm sure you will fill out eventually! So. I'm guessing from the noises I'm hearing. Ellie and Damian are going to be sparring partners?

Dick: Seems likely. None of his knives even touched her jacket! Damian definitely feels challenged.

Danny:.... I told you we could get away with giving Ellie more than one knife!

Jazz: No! One is plenty! It's not like she doesn't have other weapons!

Danny: And! I could barely even tell Damian had any on him! I know I only spotted 3! She could hide them way better than the staff!

Tim:.... Is that what we sound like to outsiders!

Steph: I think it is yes.

Cass: I want to soar too! With Jazz. Then Danny.

Danny: I'm fine with that. Always nice to soar with new people. Plus, I still gotta get used to my new reach.

Alfred: It's so good to see the children make new friends.

Bruce: Please tell me none of you invent things?

Jazz: Ah. Sorry?

Danny: We could always lie?

Tim: Inventor? Which one of you?

Danny: Me. Jazz is into medicine. Ellie likes journalism and travel. I like to tinker. Our parents had an in home lab so. We grew up around it.

Bruce: Yes. Speaking of. I know Jazz is old enough to look after you. But where are your parents?

Jazz: I'm their legal guardian. And I would not like to discuss it.

Bruce: Ah. My apologies. And, well, if you need a hand getting settled in?

Danny: Oh. Uh. Thanks? We have money though. Our Godfather gave us a significant amount. To 'help'. Not to bribe is into liking him. honest.

Jazz: Although. House searching advice? That could be useful? Danny will upgrade all the security on wherever we live. But the bare bones need to be sound first? And a safeish area to wander. Ellie will carry her safety gear. And can take care of herself. But if rather she NOT wander into the middle of a gang fight. Again.

Danny: I mean. To be fair. As soon as she realises what she did. Ellie booked it!

Dick: You can absolutely drop the on B when you need a break.

Jazz: And who gives you and Bruce a break?

Tim/Steph(deadpan): Alfred.

Danny: Who gives Alfred a break?

Alfred: Oh nonsense. I hardly need a break! I enjoy a lively atmosphere!

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Damian and Ellie had run to the training room and quickly dropped their bags and coats. Damian proudly showed off the training weapons available. Ellie could barely contain her glee. She grabbed a short spear and a knife, while Damian took a katana. All blunted(Alfred would not allow sharp blades in the training rooms).

They were both excited to spar with someone new. Ellie was used to Jazz and Danny. Who were both more physically strong than she was. Well, without powers. So she relied on speed and agility. She couldn't wait to see what style Damian favoured.

Damian was intrigued. Most people would use a shield of some type with a spear. To see Ellie forgo traditional defence? Well it was intriguing to see. He was interested in how it would change the fight. Was she truly proficient at two weapon fighting? Her feral grin was.... (cute) exciting... No! What was he thinking. Challenging. It was challenging. And made him intrigued to face her head on.

Damian counted down from 3, and then they both attacked. Damian tried a move that would usually break someone's guard. Ellie simply moved with the force and danced around the attack. Not even phased. And then retaliated with a knife feint to his side, followed by a thrust at his midsection. Damian was forced to block the spear, whilst dodging the knife.

Damian knew he was grinning back. She was proving she was trained well. And that meant he could start to push her harder. He wouldn't need to hold back as he would with others. Which was going to allow him to truly push them both.

Neither paid attention as their siblings entered the room to begin observing. They had been fighting for nearly 30 minutes already. And neither had won. Their full focus had to be on the fight.

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Danny smiled when he saw the fight in front of him. Damian was pushing his baby sister. This would be good for her, and she was clearly having a great time.

Danny: Aww. She's having a great time!

Tim:... Have they been sparring this whole time?

Dick: I think so yes. Also, spear and knife?

Jazz: She's fast and agile. Suits her better than a shield that would weigh her down.

Bruce: Well. Damian is clearly giving it his all! I suspect he will be hunting her down a lot in the future.

Danny: Ellie will be just as bad. Does he know hand to hand as well? We don't just use weapons.

Dick: Oh dear. Yes. We all do. Self defence and martial arts.

Jazz: She's never going to want to leave when she hears that!

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to this last sentence:

Bruce in his head: luckily we have guest rooms

Alfred; has already prepared three rooms next to each other

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