Someone Should Talk To This Principal

My school used to do this

Fuck them

Our school used to ask children who were late questions about maths, but those that they can’t answer yet. And then they made kids write down that they don’t know math. My 11yo classmate (who was always great at math) was crying after this.

Oh god, my elementary school was hell.

I remember this one music teacher who, for some reason, REALLY fucking hated autistic kids. I would know, because everyone in my weird therapy group was targeted while everyone else was ignored.

I saw her physically drag a kid out and threaten to get him suspended because he was to scared to dance solo in front of his peers. 

There was also “lunch detention,” and they didn’t fuck around with that. They didn’t isolate the students like that, they fucking shoved them in a separate room and forbade them from sitting together or talking. They slowly brought in several teachers and eventually the principal, and they all, one by one, told us that we were horrible, reprehensible people who would never be successful. 

And you wanna know HOW you got lunch detention? Not finishing your work on time, even if it was a one-time thing. 

State sanctioned child abuse

‘Child abuse’ 

Y’all are insane. 

It may not be child abuse but honestly, some of this shit is fucking insane and harmful to the students than it is helpful. 

I mean.

It is abuse.

Emotional Abuse is a thing

FUCKING IMPORTANT!!!

I have a horrible memory unless it's something that I like or impacted me; then it burns an image into my brain. I will never forge that bitch teacher who "tried" to explain a problem but managed to say the same confusing solution with 3 different sentences. When I pointed it out she looked at me deadpan and said, "I give up on you." As if I wasn't already doing that to myself. Shit like this makes people want to die 3 years later, totally not talking from personal expirience.

name one difference between birds and children

CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS

think again

mob and vampire teru i drew for myszka (@/sweepswoop_ on twitter) a while ago :·)

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

My biggest tip for fanfic writers is this: if you get a character's mannerisms and speech pattern down, you can make them do pretty much whatever you want and it'll feel in character.

Logic: Characters, just like real people, are mallable. There is typically very little that's so truly, heinously out of character that you absolutely cannot make it work under any circumstance. In addition, most fans are also willing to accept characterization stretches if it makes the fic work. Yeah, we all know the villain and the hero wouldn't cuddle for warmth in canon. But if they did do that, how would they do it?

What counts is often not so much 'would the character do this?' and more 'if the character did do this, how would they do it?' If you get 'how' part right, your readers will probably be willing to buy the rest, because it will still feel like their favourite character. But if it doesn't feel like the character anymore, why are they even reading the fic?

Worry less about whether a character would do something, and more about how they'd sound while doing it.

Works for comics too.

This might be the chemical X i need to finish a fanfic thank you

Jason Todd.

He’s a Ken doll?? Not complaining just confused

dude your poem fucking bit me

#dude your dog is thought-provoking and beautiful

No one can convince me this site isn’t top tier poetry and philosophy

the tagssssss

The random “SLAY” makes me happy for no reason

The chorus of "uuuuh" had me dying, bless these boys they tried

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

Get shigeo'd idiot

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

how are we feelin

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.