This Is A One Direction Blog For The Next 24 Hours

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

I was wondering why so many of the notes on this were about hockey (???) and I didn't expect the answer to be "the captain of the Maple Leafs is selling a healing electromagnetic amulet" but here we are

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

"would you like to use google AI to finish your email" no. i keep notepad open permanently with "fine thanks and you" for me to copy and paste. i do not need 'gemini'

piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

wish life was as simple as stardew valley where i grow some vegetables and then some dancing apples build me a green house

on this veteran's day I would like to encourage every active duty us soldier to become a veteran immediately

there's at least three ways to achieve this:

my personal recommendation is option three, but you can choose the others if you like

there's a fourth option but 1. it's more of a memorial day thing and 2. you should still frag your C.O. first

I think the biggest "he would not fucking say that" I've ever experienced was when I read a terror modern au fic where the characters were doing land acknowledgements

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i just never want to see elon musk happy

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

bro fucking NEEDS to go in the opening and closing hole trembling and shaking bro NEEDS the dark hole