Let there be light.

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

by panic! at the disco

marvel really didn’t need to show tony stark’s suit up from start to finish and in slo-mo, but they knew what sells in this industry and that is rdj’s ass

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this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

what were you the god of again?

Am I cursed? What am I?

@CevansOfficial: Camaro designed by @robertdowneyjr as a gift for Chris Evans. Watch @ChrisEvans learn stunt driving and do an epic burnout in his car on Thursday, August 30 on @LenosGarage only for CNBC at 10 PM!

#rdj is his sugar daddy u can’t change my mind

The criminally seductive Lord of Thunder.

(Source)

@leavesdancing @yorkiepug @editedandwrittenbyhannah 

kitty love~ I want that so much. :)

“Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.”

The first time Barry confessed his feelings to Iris vs. when he proposed to her (1x09 | 3x14)

Robert Downey Jr the Mom Friend™