hello! i wrote a short album called Songs for Skyfarers, and i like to describe it as “what happens when space rock meets ambience meets lofi.” feel free to check it out on bandcamp!

this whole album was the labor of love and i’m so lucky that i have the chance to share it with the world. 

hey guys! i’m super excited to announce that Songs for Skyfarers is now available on all major streaming platforms! this includes spotify, apple music, youtube music, and like 15 others.  if you’re interested in what i make and want to help me make more of it, feel free to check it out! and if it’s not really your thing, that’s okay, but maybe it’s your friend’s cup of tea, so consider reblogging so they can see it too :)) spotify

youtube music

apple music

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

Look on one hand Friday the 13th, but on the other hand Valentine's Day on a Saturday

I can't do this I'm going to (remembers suicide jokes have negative consequences on mental health) make a post that does the thing where a suicide joke is interrupted and replaced with something wacky and unexpected . And subvert the punchline in an avant-garde self-aware meta manner to reflect my curious and intellectual soul

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

*does this to you*

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

ohh don’t worry about me, im eatin a whole buncho oysters.

oysers

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

It’s The anniversary of the day I had a stroke for no reason so let’s celebrate with this real bus ad

“Milllenials! They say you can’t have it all. Well we’re here to say you can. You can have a stroke!”

Image description: the sign additionally says:

Learn the signs:

The first letter in each word of the list is highlighted and spells out FAST - the acronym that helps you to remember the signs of a stroke.

/end ID

Reminder to call emergency services for your specific country, not 9-1-1, if you live outside of the US!

addendum to image description: it's by Minnesota Stroke Association, StrokeMN dot org

thank you both!! Transcription of words from an image is a almost impossible for me now bc I can’t type on a keyboard without autocorrect and my working.memory is crap bc of the stroke so it all gets jumbled. I am very happy when people take the time to caption stuff I post ❤️❤️

Appreciate people reblogging this without the misinformation about smelling burnt toast (it’s not a stroke symptom!)

little man you are straight up going nowhere

I was expecting Billie Jean, but this song works too

*sobs* he's so orange

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

merry gay christmas yall

sorry i had to add one of my favorites

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

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