why is mike tyson hopping out of a two decade retirement to fight jake paul

what is happening

the toad strips the ego

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

behold my sinister potion

Nah that's a mana potion, nothing sinister about it!

why don't you take a sip to find out 😈

Don't mind if I do!

+20 Mana

Nice.

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i think this is probably one of the best rat videos i've ever seen and you all need to see it. just look at that calm beast

the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

my body is a machine that turns Joining The Game Late into Stolen Valor

There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.

Tough crowd.

van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either

@official-penis-posts

Talk about beeting your meat!

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

trump was gifted a cybertruck and there are so many different ways we know that truck could do the funniest thing in history

Reminder that twitter is now an informal, unregulated (i.e. warrantless) information source for Trump administration use.

https://www.wikihow.com/Import-Twitter-to-Bluesky

if you dont mind adding a browser extension and installing python, heres a way you can find your twitter followers and import your twitter feed to bluesky!

apparently https://movetodon.org is a mastodon-migration tool as well.

half-life 2 is free. all of half-life 2. go get it!

sometimes bad things happen to you but the manner in which they're inflicted is so indistinguishable from the sorts of cruel and unusual misfortunes that befall a character in a sitcom created for the sole purpose of suffering for other people's entertainment that it's impossible to even begin to get upset about it

i was already having what can only be described as a pretty fucking bad day and my coworkers noticed and were kind enough to offer me the last of the freshly baked limited edition cookies we've recently started selling that i cannot get enough of, and just as i'd finished thanking them sincerely for such a thoughtful and touching gesture of goodwill a customer walked in, pointed at the single cookie in the display case, ordered it and absolutely nothing else, and left

god i've seen what you've done for others and you are doing some straight up looney tunes shit to me