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@lj-writes / lj-writes.tumblr.com

I'm also a 40-year-old Korean mom, she/her, culturally Christian atheist. This is a multifandom and multipurpose blog including Star Trek, Avatar: The Last Airbender, She-Ra, writing stuff, politics, and more. Header by knight-in-dull-tinfoil depicts a secretary bird stomping a rattlesnake above the caption "Tread on them lots, actually."
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reblog if you support rey stabbing kyle

Wrong, I support Rey stabbing Kyle twice

Oh, I support it alright, but stabbing is way too quick. Shove him into the Maw and let him suffer by the hand of Abeloth.

What do you mean she’s not Canon!? I know she’s Legends. Just do it! Or just throw his dead body into the pits of Sith Hell... ... ...

Nah, make Abeloth canon and make Kylo suffer XD She’ll grow bored of him real quick. I give it three days, a week if Abeloth is feeling generous.

I don't know shit about legends but this sounds like something they should have in the new canon

Abeloth is basically the Son from TCW times a million. She was a matriarch of sorts for the Ones (not the Mother tho), but she was batshit insane and they kept her locked away. Every so often they’d have to contain her with literal Force. But then the Father, Son, and Daughter all died (thanks Anakin!), so she escaped her limbo-prison after the whole Jacen Solo fiasco. There are way more details but that’s all I remember.

But yeah, she deserves to be readded into canon. Her existence doesn’t contradict anything (although her story does) and she’s just, so cool. Legends!Luke had near godlike abilities, and he couldn’t defeat her. The Jedi couldn’t defeat her. The Sith couldn’t defeat her. They had to work together.

THIS USER SUPPORTS THROWING CRYLO REN INTO THE MAW

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What do you think the real reason was that Kathleen Kennedy and Lucasfilms chose to do these movies the way they did instead of just adapting the old canon EU into movies like how Marvel did for comics. They always say if you’re going to change Canon, at least make it good, but besides TFA, I’m not really impressed.

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Maybe because the Legends stuff was kind of a mess continuity-wise? I mean I wasn’t too deeply into that, I just played one of the games, but I am told it got pretty unwieldy in the end. Or maybe they wanted to do their own stuff with the option to pick and choose from Legends material. Of course, in reality they’re already making their own big continuity messes 😂

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It was a mess LOL but look at THIS!

This is bad.

Honestly, I blame you @lj-writes

Why weren’t you working at Lucasfilms when this nightmare started?! Fix this lol

As soon as I work out the bugs in my time machine it’s over for you Lucasfilm bitches

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I can't find anything about the "anti universe" online, could you elaborate??

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I called it the ‘anti universe’ because I couldn’t recall the canon name for it. A bit of Googlemancy brought it forth though, Otherspace.

It’s kinda every stupid trope in pulp scifi and fantasy. Death worshiping insects bend on destroying all living things and the entire universe because they worship The Void. Crazy portal between planes shenanigans.

Fuck it they even went a named the alien species Charons >.

But really, just Googl “Otherspace Star wars” and start reading, and prepare to roll your eyes hard.

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Zomg wtf 🤣

“After eradicating all of those who were unbelievers—which meant destroying all sentient life—on their homeworld, the Charon developed interstellar travel, and continued their holy mission.” (via Wookieepedia)

And all this due to the “stress” of having a black hole nearby. I think developing interstellar travel in the first place might have been a good solution? Without the whole “destroying all sentient life” part?

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