king of brilliant shining foreheads

actually i think “phil :)” is a very profound piece of advice he is just ahead of his time

i don’t use dating apps i want to meet someone the organic way: by subscribing to their youtube channel and commenting on all of their social media until they finally message me editing tips and together we create a media empire, pioneer the way online creators can exhibit their content, and raise an army of neurodivergent lesbians.

I love how Phil is passenger princess in everything except dnp's finances which he completely controls. Capital £ester knows one thing and one thing only: the bank.

howling at dan fainting the first time he saw phlonde phil and phil just being like “girl stand up???”

nah, you sorried him so hard that YOU cried

we are sorry

What the fuck are these boys cooking and why is it a live good omens phanfiction experience

MORE DUCKIES!! MOREEE

i (36M) forced my long term partner of 15 years (33M) to dress up like my favourite household ornament, a golden pig. i thought he looked hot and i spared no expense to make him look incredible. i even went all out and bought a golden shirt and gold hot pants and some gold leaf for decoration. whilst we were doing it though he looked unhappy and annoyed. surely he should be grateful i put so much time and effort into making him look good but i can't help but feel annoyed that he doesn't appreciate how much hard work and effort i put into this. AITA?

Pride and Prejudice 1995 text posts, part 1 of ?

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“you ate glue, you eat ass” have we ever considered that we should know less about each other

What a power couple....

this tweet is killing me charlie you will always be a legend