Martín: Andrés is so pretty...
Mónica: Don’t be jealous, Palermo, you’re pretty too!
Martín: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay.
Martín: Andrés is so pretty...
Mónica: Don’t be jealous, Palermo, you’re pretty too!
Martín: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay.
Andrés, showing up at the monastery: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Martín: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Andrés: Death is a social construct.
la casa de papel as text posts
I think it’d be really great if season 5 of la casa de papel has a flashback where the governor of the bank of spain sees Berlin on the news during the first heist and just goes, ALFREDO KESMAN, RISK ANALYST!???????
Andrés: Martín, remind me what your last name is?
Martín: well, it hasn’t changed since we met...
Andrés [getting down on one knee]: maybe it’s time it does.
Martín [at 4am, music BLASTING through the monastery]: what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” are about the same event but from different perspectives?
Andrés: Martín, I swear tO GOD-
Estocolmo: It's kinda cold.
Denver: Here! Take my jacket.
Palermo [looking at Andrés]: I'm cold, too.
Berlín: Well, damn, Martín, I can't control the weather!
ok I need help please I can't find a BerlínxPalermo fanfic cause my dumb ass didn't save it. They are at the monastery (I think) and they try to hide their relationship to the others but then Andrés gives up and the morning after he says something like "I didn't want to have sex because the morning after your face glows and you can't hide it" to Martín while they're lying on the grass
UPDATE:
tkss @histoireeternelle 💕
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Palermo: rearrange my guts daddy
Berlín [trying to remove the glass from his eyes]: why isn’t he under anesthesia
Denver: he’s under so much anesthesia
Berlín: It's not gay if I wanna date Martín, but like as bros right?
Nairobi: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.
Helsinki [eating chips]: I'm an expert. That's gay.