make it through this year if it kills you

A Song Of Mice And Fire

What the fuck is redwall

he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most rosharan nations

can you please refrain from performing speedrun strats at the dinner table

*hides the book i was trying to thwack onto the top of your head to make your animations skip behind my back* what do you mean

Did it forge a love you might never have found

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

what in the

This is wild

the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app

Poᥕdᥱr Bᥣᥙᥱ

one cute detail about murderbot is that its always running calculations on how likely an event is to happen. its always commenting on the statistical likelihood of something. and yet. it still thinks “but what if theres a space monster, like in my shows”

This is actually diabolical someone needs to blow it up

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

My experience in watching arcane season two

on the hunt 🐺

i use the terms alas and i fear far too much i fear. but alas

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.