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# jubi lizardperson # it/its (they/them is fine too) # oldTM (30+) # terfs & tankies kindly fuck off pls # icon by @squiddymaru
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been meaning to make a pinned post for tag overview reasons forever so here we go

general

#lizardlife for... my lizardlife. has pictures of snails too. #lizardwriting mostly wip snippets and stuff. and smut. #good sounds music recs #lizardreading bookstuff #about me oh so relatable #fav the best posts on the internet. or something.

ocverse aka the greater boston polycule

find the (eventual) whole story on ao3: dark lights, shine loud

main relationships: #otp: a 1000 years mika/gabriel: way too horny opposites attract. it was always meant to be. occupies 95% of my brain time. #otp: you stop the world kat/gabriel/mika: platonically married goes polycule. #otp: bury your heart july/daria: the love is requited they're just idiots. so much pining. #otp: stop me stop me quinn/ruby: homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship. #otp: zero gravity valerie/annabelle: certified haterTM falls hard. not enemies to lover - idiots to lovers? #otp: sleep paralysis fia/helena: masochistic sub and mean sadistic dom. slightly dysfunctional, highly undernegotiated.

other: #fnv au courier mika & her wasteland adventures. silly idea that somehow turned into a bunch of fics #warcrimes au the evil mirrorverse version. one day i'll write it. lol. #comms for me all the amazing art i got of those idiots (it's mostly mika lol) #oc instagram spent way too much time on those. this one's my favorite obvs

and just to note, i am always super fucking elated about random asks and or tag games and shit when it comes to my idiot squad.

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nyancrimew

i actually write in american anarchist standard english which only really has three rules:

  • never capitalize country names (unless abbreviated)
  • em dashes are pretty cool
  • have fun and be yourself
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teaboot
Anonymous asked:

Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me

Like I don’t mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so

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I once saw someone doubling down hard that one should not be naked around their pets, that it was sketchy behavior, and that one should not even watch them pee or poop, despite those being vital things to do so that you can make sure things are going okay. And this being the thoughtcrime site, I cannot be certain they were trolling.

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being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world

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catmask

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.

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eastofurban

You know it can be both, right? The fact that it is fetish art doesn't take away all of the beautiful thoughtful details that they chose to put in the art.

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miamaimania

Enigmatic echoes of Sulfur’s tears, ‘Kawah Putih’ whispers the story of Bandung’s untouched volcanic lake.

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