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More Soft Shane Headcannons

  • Whenever you go out into the mines at night he stays up until you make it back home safely
  • He had a lot of social anxiety and he relies on you to do all the talking
  • He usually cuts his own hair but after you get married you offer to do it for him. You mess it up the first time and even though you know it looks bad he tells you that he loves the "new look"
  • He always makes note of everything he sees that reminds him of you and he makes a point to tell you becuase "I want you to know I'm thinking about you all the time"
  • He taught you how to shotgun a drink
  • He likes to go on walks in the early morning and visit all the chickens. You like to go with him and hold his hand
  • The moment he knew he loved you was one night at the bar you were wasted and you pulled him from his corner to force him to dance with you. You don't remember it but he'll never forget it
  • He loves to rest his head on your lap and let you play with his hair. Sometimes you put little braids in it and he leaves them in as long as possible
  • The first time he came to the farm with you your cat/dog came up to him right away and loved him immediately. You knew then you did too.

I will return in due time

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Soft Shane headcannons

  • When you go to jojamart before you're together he hides in the backroom till you leave becuase he's *nervous*
  • When you visit him at jojamart after you're together he pulls you out of site of Morris to give you a kiss
  • He tries to cook for you while you're out and about all day but he's not very good at it you've come home to quite a few cooking disasters
  • He's generally a disaster with good intentions
  • He tries to carry heavy stuff for you even though you're stronger than him from the farm life. You let him do it anyway because he likes to help you
  • He goes to see his therapist every week and you always pack him a lunch for the bus ride to the city (it's the best part of those days)
  • Whenever he gets a new chicken he gets super serious about naming them and will stay up all night trying to think of the perfect name
  • You have come home to chickens all over the house many times because "they get lonely!"
  • Marnie and Jas will randomly show up at your house to check on Shane and bring dinner for you both. When they leave he gushes to you about how much he loves them both
  • Shane keeps every drawing Jas has ever given him on your fridge (there's a lot but he refuses to take any down)

Lmk if you want more I could go on forever lol

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Getting followed by porn bots is such the tumblr experience, ah the nostalgia

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People say that going for shane is thinking that you can fix him and whatever but the reason I fell for him was becuase of him working to fix himself. He started going to therapy and stopped drinking and he did that because of you. Bro pulled a Mr. Darcy and we don't give him enough credit. He is mean in the beginning but he apologizes for it later on and that's so important to see

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