Anyway, this is, this is, this is again back to depressed Schmidt, which I, I could watch, I could probably watch an entire season of this of like just a really depressed Max Greenfield and all the shenanigans that he, all the bits that he would do. -Lamorne 

Loft meeting. He feels, Schmidt thinks he feels the effect of the birth control pills. That they've taken immediate effect. And now he's feeling all of these like feminine aches and pains. -Hannah

Yeah. With his blanket  around his body. -Lamorne 

But he realizes something now. He can't break them up. He's gotta deal with it. That's what Jess says. You gotta just deal with it. You gotta face it. -Hannah

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 I think one of the funniest things that also happens is that we learned that Winston is color blind. Yes, with the shoes, right, isn't it with the shoes. -Hannah 

He is He's he's wearing green shoes that he says, these are my favorite brown shoes. But you know what, I I wish I wish I would have gone back. I didn't even think about that. I think Max improvised that. No, I'm almost certain I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain that there was. It was a lot of back and forth. Now they have the alt lines and things like that, and we were going back and forth and Max just said it, that's why my reaction, I'm kind of smiling. It's like you can tell. You can tell there's like a smile underneath. -Lamorne

I think it's cool about this episode is that it starts with one person with that Schmidt obviously sees a little bit of doubt in CC's eyes which sets off a chain of events which activates Winston, which then activates Nick, which then somehow ends up with Jess also in the ducts. And it starts with one idea of a person looking in someone's eyes, and it ends with a collapse of the ceiling onto the top of the all parties involved. -Lamorne

He does something though in this scene where Schmidt is they're wrestling over this chain that I like, it gave me like a physical reaction because I was like the idea of sticking your head in a casket. And then he's just like all day and he just was like a little one of those like bobbing for apples or like goose things or just like what is going on with you? And he couldn't stop himself. -Hannah

 Yeah, well he's getting he's getting over his fear.  It's like when you have a fear of something, you have to just keep doing it. -Lamorne 

I think he's having a psychotic break. I don't think he got over his fear. He said a psychotic break and he's like I am death now, and you're like, sir, you have gone too far. -Hannah

Funny thing about him screaming all day? Have I ever told you the story about all day? -Lamorne 

You maybe have, but I've forgotten. Say it again. -Hannah

Very famous New Girl thing. I did that.  I did that, and this is this is you know this is a new Girl family and we all help each other out. All day was me. Because we were on the roof and there are saying he's like, He's like, I think the Schmid's line was like, man, I can do this all day, and.  I was like, and I pitched him a joke. I was like, you gotta say it like ALL DAY!!! ALL DAY! and so he started doing it that way and it was obviously very funny. You know, his delivery was what did it? But then they started doing it back and forth and it became a thing. -Lamorne 

One of the I forgot about this episode once again, and I genuinely forgot that this is how he has to like break it to the gang. When they all have helium in their bodies, which would be truly like a living nightmare for me to sit there and have someone be so emotional and vulnerable and just in shock. -Hannah

[All right, so who came up with the freshwater bitch fish quote? It's the most quoted line for me]

I wanna say that's, that's scripted. However, it's hard to tell with when Max goes off script it when you think, when you think about it. But that is indeed in the script. The freshwater bitch fish. He just makes it seem so fluid and loose. -Lamorne

So back to the Parking Spot. So now they're in a race, right? Because all of a sudden Nick says, I don't wanna be the decider anymore. I don't wanna be the suggester anymore. It's too much pressure. He wants the spot. He's being manipulated back and forth. He cannot take the pressure. Now he wants it. And so now it's a mad dash. Whoever is in the spot first Yes. Gets the spot. And it's one of the funniest things in the world to watch them scatter like roaches. And they just start running through the city. -Hannah 

There's a standoff now back at the Parking. Spot. And they talk about the no nail oath. -Hannah

Ooh, yeah. Yeah. That was, that was aggressive. Which is a real thing. It's a real thing. It's not, I, I feel like when people live together, you do have a responsibility to keep it civil. -Lamorne

But isn't it usually unsaid and definitely unwritten? -Hnnah

No, I think what I no written is one thing. I don't this 'cause they've written down a bunch of other things as well, you know, but, but, but you have to say it, at least it has to be addressed. Like, listen, we wanna live peacefully. Please. If you're gonna do it, go. I don't know. It's, it's one of those things where you don't wanna screw up the dynamic of the place you live. -Lamorne 

They come out and then Schmidt identifies because he did not know about the kiss. And now he finds out. -Hannah

He sniffs it out. He's so far the, when he looks at him he goes like, he goes, it smells like fricken Tijuana in there. -Lamorne

Like I feel like it's funny. I've seen that like as a meme, And I never understood where it was from or what it was about. It's so true. When you could all of a sudden like recognize sexual tension. And you're like, what y'all did, it happened. Something happened. The air smells different. -Hannah

I don't know where that came from. The dumbest boy alive. -Lamorne

Oh my gosh. The origin of the dumbest boy alive. I genuinely don't know. But we would just say it on set all the time. Dumbest boy alive. -Hannah

Dumbest Boy Alive. We would say Dumbest boy in school. -Lamorne

Dumbest  boy In school. Dumbest boy in school. And we would just say it, I don't remember who started it. -Lamorne

I don't know if there's an origin story. it was just was said, there was a lot of inside jokes that were on our show that I don't remember the origin for it until Damon came along. Damon Kick started a lot of weird stuff. -Hannah

Yeah. I think that was a Max thing. I think he..-Lamorne

 That's right. You're the dumbest boy alive. -Hannah

Dumbest boy at school. Like he would say that and he would yell it.  -Lamorne

And then it just became part of the show. Yeah. But it was said off camera a lot. -Hannah

Oh, 'cause we meant it. Mainly when talking about Jake mainly. -Lamorne 

That's so funny to think that Kobe Bryant heard India get your shit together. -Hannah

This was the episode I knew you didn't remember. And that's, it's like permanently in my brain. And the reason why it's permanently put into my brain as the Kobe Bryant episode is because it's my one picture with Kobe and it's me, Kobe and Max dressed in full Indian garb with the headdress on. And that's why I am always like Table 34. I'll never be like, oh, I wonder which one. 'cause we all just look like our normal characters. No, Max is head to toe looking like he's from the love guru. -Hannah