Stupid thing i made

thinking about how elias admits to martin that he's been trying to figure out a way to shatter martin's "precious image" of jon but hadn't found how yet so he has to go with the weaker option of bringing up martin's mommy issues (which fails)

martin truly too gay for the narrative he's fucking up everyone's plans

|| Unholy Hymns ||

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TMAGP 22 is on the mind again alongside Jonah, and then I remembered this moment in MAG 200 and like… technically, if the theory about Augustus is correct, he got his wish. He didn’t die. He can’t die. And clearly, he’s not enjoying the outcome.

Be careful what you wish for, and all that.

RIP Elias Bouchard you would have loved Samama Khalid and his obsession with paperwork

Pupil of the Eye

my thoughts on the Name Discourse

That s2 finale amiright

I implore you to imagine jon panicking during his first interview for research and forgetting elias’ name, only for his brain to get stuck on the first surname that comes to mind in regards to the institute. 

jon: thank you for the opportunity, mr. magnus

jon internally: wait

jonah, experiencing total heart failure as this random traumatized interviewee starts sweating bullets: what did you just call me

Gertrude, speaking into the camera for an office-style mockumentary: “I have reason to believe my current boss, Elias Bouchard, is actually the body-swapped reincarnation of my previous boss, James Wright. In fact I believe he is every head of the Magnus Institute dating back to Jonah Magnus himself. He’s been careful to hide all evidence but I’ve caught him in a key slip up.”

--*camera cut to Elias Bouchard sitting in a library chair, Gertrude filing away books behind him*--

Gertrude: “Oh excuse me James can I sneak through?” Elias: “Oh, yes.” *scoots chair* "Sorry about that."

--*camera cut to Gertrude opening the door to Elias’s office*--

Gertrude: “Excuse me Francis but do you have a moment?” Elias: “Sorry, what was that?” Gertrude: “I was asking if you have a minute, Richard.” Elias: “If it’s quick, I have a meeting in 10 minutes.”

--*camera cut to Gertrude and Elias standing in a Starbucks*--

Elias: And where do we pick up— Gertrude: The table over there. I ordered ahead for us. Elias: *studies the table, lights up subtly and grabs the coffee cup second from the left, camera zooms in on the label that says Jonah Magnus. Elias walks away while Gertrude makes eye contact with the camera.

--*camera cut back to Gertrude*--

Gertrude: “He hasn’t noticed I’m doing it yet.”

season three tma

I just finished The Magnus Archives and I'm in full brainrot.

I'm taking it out on best boy Elias, he deserves just horrible things happening to him 💙

weed joke

elias in the Husband Killer gown

the vibes in this scene were off the charts. jon and daisy are shaking and seething audibly. tim and basira are not happy. melanie is intrigued, exasperated. elias is giggling, batting his lashes and twirling a strand of hair round his finger.

happy pride

They’re on their seventh divorce