scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

Q

important

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

@yes-this-is-not-ok !!!!

Omg!! So important! Thank you!

I heard noises from the laundry basket.

Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….

i think you forgot one

I am such a fool.

I forgot judgementsl cat too

But let’s not forget. (I’m low key scared…)

Hnoly shit

Ok but how could you forget

Oh my god why did I forget him

Cats are the best

Compilation of  Cats Acting Weird 

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

GIVE HIM THE ITEMS!!!!!

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

they say crossing a black cat is bad luck but if you see one.. be sure to pet it because it’s a nice animal that deserves to be loved

oh my GOODNESS

It’s arguably more the cats’ house than his at this point.

He is not crazy he is wonderful and I love him and his 7 fluffy children

Goals

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.