charles + textposts

So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

MICHAEL EMERSON MONOCHROME

Photos by Alexander Ripa

November 2024

https://www.instagram.com/alexanderleaving?igsh=MWdtMWZjZW1rdzBtbQ==

As promised…

I helped out with these photos, and had a blast

they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

no it's definitely the naruto one

I’ve never seen an animal look more like a live-action autism creature

@creatures-in-posts

Confirmed creature post

I drwe him

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

Ben Linus bowling

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

jesus christ you can afford SEASONAL hiking perfume????

calvin, i think you gotta update your branding for this perfume, my friend

apparently your market is hikers

WHAT IS THE CHOKEHOLD THIS PERFUME HAS ON OUTDOORSY FRAGRANCE ENTHUSIASTS

@irritatedlifeguard a CRUCIAL addition

i am about to wreak HAVOC on the fragrantica message boards, gang

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

my beautiful child Order Confirmed

my second beautiful child Order Shipped

When he does the thing

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

opening my 537th frasier loot box and finally pulling the super rare "fire niles" skin for the battle royale mode of the frasier fight tactics video game and making my friend who only has the common emerald frasier skin jealous

the pregame lobby

Ben Linus from Lost if he was this Walgreens birthday card hedgehog that looks like Ben Linus from Lost