I have never been coherent in my entire life

travis and gable insisting that they have different coloured hair after both referring to their hair as silver/grey for over a hundred episodes is so so funny to me. peak sibling behaviour

[wip] want you down on all fours

@fabledanarchy2

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

#i cannot get over how much she's like. #im crazy insane about this alien our lives and beings are intertwined #to be separate would and did require us to tear ourselves apart #and build back from the ground up #he is also completely and utterly unattractive to me. lol.

duck duck goose live service

hopscotch battle pass

hangman gacha

chess balance patch

jump rope esports

Accurate

Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.

The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!

question what the tv tells you, question what a pop star sells you, question mom and question dad, question good and question bad

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

The onion buying Infowars is the best possible scenario. They actually understand how to report on alex, and they'll know what to do with his assets.

And remember: Alex does not get a dime from the sale. Everything goes to paying the Sandy Hook victim families.

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

Unfortunately. My wifi sucks. Let me check the ALT

I want to see it more noww

like literally there will never be anything funnier than a vampire being like “my life sucks nobody has it as bad as me : (” and they’re literally actively murdering some random dude who was on his way home from his fucking 9-5 or whatever

the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…