Audrey Greathouse

#LifeGoals

I love Amanda Palmer’s disco baby belly! This was when she was still pregnant with her little Ash. The Belly Art Project is such a beautiful celebration of pregnant bodies. They glued SO MANY MIRRORS on her.

Pigs and a bowler, because if anyone out there is having a day like I’m having, you deserve these little piglets. They love you. Trust me. I asked.

It has gotten to the point where I just f***ing write my synopsis first, because that’s harder than the BOOK.

I love this pic. Grabbed it from AFP’s instagram. I keep it handy because it is basically my aspirations in life. I want to sign books and breastfeed a baby. Preferably a New York Times best seller and a cute baby, but I’ll take what I can get

Congratulations! You saw unipig today! All your hopes for the day shall be filled and you will only wallow in the mud of victory

I didn’t know crows were that tiny and adorable when they’re born!

GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER ONE.

It's a hedgehog carrying a little hedgehog. Don't tell me we don't live in a beautiful world.

THIS IS A PANGOLIN. IT IS A BABY PANGOLIN. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PANGOLINS WERE A THING.