Plumber’s Crack(fic) / Leaky Pipes
I wrote this for an April Fool’s challenge. You can all thank @vixstarria for influencing me and for this monstrosity coming from that one single tag. AO3 link here.
This is written to be intentionally bad smut. Proceed if you want psychic damage.
Pairing: Astarion x Female Tav
Summary: In a Modern AU, Tav is looking for an expert escort roleplay experience. She gets far more than she expected.