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vodka is just fun water

@littlebonnieparker / littlebonnieparker.tumblr.com

if the bartender asks, I'm 30
the old ceara can't come to the phone rn...
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hamiltunesdeactivated-deactivat
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yellonolang

never forget your roots

  • fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories
  • going to fanfiction.net at all
  • going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”
  • figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”
  • “please R&R! concrit appreciated!”
  • warning: lemon
  • though it may be more on the limey side of lemon
  • “summary sux just read it”
  • replying to reviews in the author’s notes
  • author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author
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angelinthefire
#fuck
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allyxanna

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

#fuck
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enjolradz
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plothoe

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

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danglingthpider

*smirks*

#FUCK#q
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