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@little-blue-tiefling / little-blue-tiefling.tumblr.com

Ren. A gal. 19. British. Gay. Slytherin. D&D stan. I don't do character hate. Maybe I'll start writing mediocre fanfiction again who knows. Always down to be hit with that Gay Shit. Mass Effect and Dragon Age are my life source.  Watch Dogs 2 restored some of my faith in humanity. I'm now finally investing myself in Critical Role, bless. Common things on this blog will be: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Critical Role, Aesthetics I like, DND, LGBT stuff, more games etc... I tag things; if you ever want something tagged just ask me and it shall be done. ~ Info on myself and the blog, the ships I'll write about and my Tag List can be found in Pages ~
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seliseon

Top 10 Forbidden Bard Instruments™

In no particular order:

1. Kazoo

Simple, small, and an absolute delight

2. Contrabassoon

The thing already looks like a weapon of mass destruction, why not make it one?

3. Canjo

Half can, half banjo, this thing has chaotic neutral bard written all over it

4. Harmonica

When you need to get all Billy Joel up in this shit

5. Spoons

Practical for eating and inspiration! 

6. Keytar

The most badass instrument for the most badass class

7. Sax-A-Boom

Jack Black. Need I say more?

8. Theramin

I’m pretty sure this thing already runs on magic, so it’s nearly perfect

9. Digeridoo

toob

10. Boomwhackers

Musical AND melee attacks

Please feel free to add more :)

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snizabelle

Mass Effect 2 is really good but honestly the plot is so RIDICULOUS like

you died but it’s ok you’re better now

your ship was completely destroyed but its cool they just GIVE you a new one pretty much the same one same name and everything

‘how did you get the plans to remake this crazy unique state of the art ship??’ ‘don’t worry about it’

‘liara you’re my best friend and/or lover and you went on this crazy adventure with me please help me save the world’ ‘nah’

okay there’s a mass relay but it’s evil. its evil okay. you know it’s evil because it’s RED

“we’ve murdered billions of alien races and have existed for millions of years but we have never encountered anything like humans before!!?? oh my god. incredible.” - reapers apparently

human reaper HUMAN REAPER H U M A N  R E A P E R

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quietsnooze

My D&D dice bag design, a sleeping dragon on its hoard of golden treasure, is up for voting on fanforge! Please help it get produced by giving it 5 stars and a comment! Click here!

They’ve asked me to make a prototype of it, and while I warned them I haven’t made anything functional like a bag before, they want to see what I come up with anyway. I’m pretty nervous about it, but hopefully it can become official D&D merch!

Coming very soon! Preorder expected in November! Sign up for their newsletter to get alerted first!

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