Cid: *to Tseng* One universe, nine planets and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Elena: Hey, that’s not very nice-
Reno: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine.
Cid: *forgetting about Tseng* VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!
*at a hotel*
Aerith: *pushing all the continental breakfast tables together*
Hotel staff: Miss, why are you—
Aerith: PANGAEA BREAKFAST!
Don Corneo: I never considered you an enemy.
Cloud: And I never considered you at all.
Don Corneo: Now that’s just hurtful.
Genesis: I’m sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Zack: That’s okay. I didn’t even know what those words meant.
Sephiroth: *trying to flirt* Hey, Angeal? I’m having a hard time trying to open this jar.
Angeal: That’s because it’s a can.
Lucrecia: Ready to do something that probably won’t work?
Vincent: Always.
Zack: Did you know kissing reduces stress?
Sephiroth: Okay?
Zack:
Sephiroth:
Zack: I’m just saying because you look stressed. Really stressed.
Sephiroth: *flustered*
Zack: Just wanted to let you know.
Elena: What are you reading boss?
Rufus: A book about everything I love.
Elena: That’s just a photo album of Tseng.
Rufus: What a coincidence.
Angeal: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Genesis: No.
Zack: I did not.
Sephiroth: I may have actually forgotten one.
Angeal: Oh good, neither did I.
Lazard: *exhausted sigh*
Johnny: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday.
Johnny: Like, I don’t remember. I breathed a lot, cried for like three hours, probably got mad at Biggs for something.
Johnny: *sighing heavily* The list goes on.
Reno: I have good new.
Tseng: Don’t you mean good news?
Reno: No because it’s only one.
Aerith: Do you think your family likes me?
Zack: My mom literally begged you to marry me.
Vincent: Tell me something I don’t know.
Lucrecia: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.
Vincent: Tell me something else I don’t know. Something less... disturbing.
Barret: What do you believe in now?
Tifa: Self preservation through love.
Aerith: Chupacabra.
Cloud: Chupacabra as well.
Reno: This is where we were the day we fell in love.
Rude: Reno.
Reno: The day you flirted with me for 15 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.
Reeve: Are you sure this will work?
Lazard: The power of bullshit and audacity hasn’t failed me yet, what’s the worst that can happen?
Cloud: *shyly* Are you uncomfortable?
Zack: *also shyly* I'm not uncomfortable, are you?
Cloud: *blushing* No.
Kunsel:
Kunsel: I'm uncomfortable.